Top Ten of Sonia Gandhi

1. Ahmad Patel
2. Ambika Soni
3 . Manmohan Singh
4 . Arjun Singh
5 . Pranab Mukherjee
6 . Moti Lal Vora
7. Jai Ram Ramesh
8. Janardan Dwivedi
9 . Oscar Fernandese
10 Salman Khursheed

Ashim Khurana to be JS Steel ?

Name of Ashim Khurana is also doing the round for the post of Joint Secretary -Steel in the Government of India. He is 1983 batch IAS officer of Gujarat cadre.

Will Bhattacharya be DDG - KAPART ?

Will Amitava Bhattacharya be DDG - KAPART ?.Name of 1980 batch Gujarat cadre IAS officer Bhattacharya is also doing the round for the post.

Porwal to join GoI !

Sunil Porwal is likely to join the Government of India as JS &FA in the Ministry of Science and Technology.Porwal is 1983 batch IAS officer of Maharashtra cadre.

Jharkhand to have two CS' cadre posts

Jharkhand will now have two cadre posts of the Chief Secretary.

Bihar to have four DG level cadre posts

Now Bihar will have four DG level cadre posts as against the existing three..

IAS changes in Uttar Pradesh

P V Jaganmohan will be new Divisional Commissioner of Chtrakoot Dham.Gajendra Pal has been appointed DM of Barabanki.

Jharkhand's IAS cadre strengthened

The strength of the IAS cadre in Jharkhand has been increased from the present 129 to 142.

Panel for Home Secretary sent

Haryana government is learnt to have sent the panel of the Home Secretary for Chandigarh Administration. The panel includes the names of Krishna Mohan, PC Gupta and Gulab Singh Sarod.

UP IAS on trip abroad

At least three IAS officials from Uttar Pradesh - Navin Chandra Bajpai, Dipak Singhal and Rakesh Garg - are these days on a trip to Johsenbarg.

Netam to return MP cadre

U R Netam is joining the Madhya Pradesh cadre in a day or two.1987 batch IPS officer Netam had earlier been allotted Chhattisgarh cadre.

Anil Kumar is DIG EOW MP

Anil Kumar has been appointed DIG Economic Offences Wing of the Madhya Pradesh Police. He is 1986 batch IPS officer.

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Aaj Ki Aawaz

PC says 'fikar mat karo'………no raid Raaj……..but, hasn't he given the Income Tax Officer more teeth...canines and incisors!!!!

PC says that inflation will come to rest soon……the settee has been ordered by RBI!!! PC needs to consult the good Doctor from 7 Race Course on the health of the Indian Economy…..inflation, Rupee, Stock Market, Deficit, World perception and rating…….all seem to be unwell!!!! He could also consult Yashwant Sinha and Jaswant Singh to find out what they were doing to keep all these healthy…….keep Commies at bay and health will return to stay!!!!

Meri Marzi…..Govinda says it is 'meri marzi' whether he chooses to serve his Constituency in the Parliament or does it directly. For 'Raja Babu' ( in the movie Govinda plays the role of a village bumpkin fond of getting himself photographed in different professions….lawyer, doctor, inspector etc.) …well seems his becoming MP is for the photograph collection on Raj Babu's wall!!!!

Jagdish Tytler is like Mamtha Banerjee……only with a slight difference….he is Vela with a Portfolio and she was a Vela without a Portfolio. Tytler has been burning the midnight oil and now claims that his Ministry has an overlap with various Ministries….External, Finance, Labour and Commerce!!!! He says if his Ministry is not given work then he is on paid Vacation…kind courtesy Madam Sonia!!!! And all this time it was being felt that Sonia had done his 'chutti' (dismissed him) ………..Tytler is taking this 'chutti' as a 'chutti' (holiday).

Union Minister Taslimuddin should start packing his bags!!!!! Advani had asked for his resignation as a truce measure………..only problem is that Laloo will want another RJP MP to replace Taslimuddin……exit Taslimuddin and enter Sadhu Yadav……haven't you heard of the adage…saari duniya ek tharaf joroo ka bhai ek taraf!!!!

Seems Amar Singh works on a timetable……every Monday, Wednesday and Friday are anti Congress days. Tuesday and Thursday are Surjit Sewa days. Saturday for Page 3 and Sunday for himself!!!!! On Page 3 …….Amar Singh says he parties for the Party (SP) !!!!

The Sher does not brush his teeth ( Manmohan's response when had been asked to freshen up) ….Sher also does not wash his hands…..but does a Sher roar from a prepared text??? Anyway at present the Sher is practicing his Speech……..on the extempore part…..with the Sher in the UPA circus and with Sonia has the Ring Master the Sher dare not roar extempore!!!

Amrinder is working to a game plan!!!! Now he has laid claim on Chandigarh….sending a chilling feeling down the spine of Chandigarhites….thanedar culture!!!! Actually he wants Haryana to stake claim on Chandigarh…reverse psychology!!!! Actually Amrinder's plan is to make Patiala as Punjab's Capital and return it to its pristine glory!!!!!

Huka Fulka…..in Madras during the inauspicious month……….Aadi…. everything is on Sale. In fact one innovative Poster says that the Sale is ….Lesser than Bush's IQ!!! Both CIA and FBI have taken a note of this……..can something be lower than his IQ?????

Salmaan Khan is a happy man…… the reviews of Ash's and Vivek latest movie say that the two do not sizzle on screen ….they say their chemistry is unreal…..test tube type!!!! Is the Khan planning to try again!!!! Some say Ash left him because she did not want her kids to be 4 feet something…….Salmaan is one of the shortest actors in Bollywood!!!

B Kumar

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Shiv Mangal Singh promoted in Coal India

Shiv Mangal Singh has been promoted as General Manager in Coal India.

Prasad to continue till 2008

CMD of the NHPC Yogendra Prasad is now going to continue till 2008.Proposal to this effect has already reached the ACC.

Dy MD of IA to retire

Deputy Managing Director of the Indian Airlines, T S Chandra Shekhar, is superannuating by this month end.

Saxena is Zee business head

Abhijit Saxena has been appointed business head of the Zee TV.

Anantharaman is Joint MD

B Anantharaman has been elevated as Joint Managing Director of the MAX India Ltd..

Tognatta appointed Vice President

Pradeep Tognatta has been appointed as senior vice president of Samsung India Electronics Ltd..

Tandon appointed by De Beers

De Beers, has appointed Cherie Tandon Saldanha as marketing director.