Uma Bharati is virtually Number Three !

After Atal-Advani who ? this mind boggling question haunting the mind of the BJP-ites and the people of the country as well seems to have been answered defacto. The comeback of the fiery Sanyasin in the party is itself an indication towards the fact which today no one can deny.

Power Secretary extension in doldrums

Uncertainty prevails over the extension of Power Secretary, RV Shahi, proposal for which has already been curtailed from two years to One year. There is still no certainty of the same being materialized because 10 Janpath is said to be opposed to it.

Desiraju appointed Joint Secretary HRD

K N Desiraju has been appointed Joint Secretary in the Ministry of Human Resource Development.1978 batch Uttaranchal cadre IAS officer, Desiraju, is presently Joint Secretary -Personnel.

(We said this on October 23 )

Ramanujam is Joint Secretary Personnel

R Ramanujam has been appointed Joint Secretary in the Department of Personnel. He is 1979 batch IAS officer of Madhya Pradesh cadre.

(We said this on December 8 )

Malik is Joint Secretary - Company Affairs

Yudhvir Singh Malik has been appointed Joint Secretary - Company Affairs. He is 1983 batch IAS officer of Haryana cadre.

(We said this on November 23 )

Jyoti Rao is Secretary Tribal Affairs

Jyoti P Rao has been promoted to the rank of Secretary in the Government of India. On promotion 1970 batch Utaranchal cadre IAS officer, Rao, has been posted as Secretary Tribal Affairs.

Sunila Basant promoted

Sunila Basant has been promoted to the rank of Secretary in the Government of India. She has been made DG - National Productivity Council.

Nirmal Singh is Secretary General - NHRC

Nirmal Singh has been appointed Secretary General - National Human Rights Commission. He is 1970 batch IAS officer of TamilNadu cadre.

IPS officer wants to quit !

Bihar cadre 1992 batch IPS officer Ajit Joy is reported to have sought permission to quit the service. He is reportedly keen to become Supreme Court Lawyer.

Two Chief Commissioners charge-sheeted

Two Chief Commissioners of Income Tax are reported to have been charge-sheeted.

Justice Jha to be CJ - Rajasthan High Court

Justice Sachhidananad Jha of the J & K High Court is being tipped to be Chief Justice of the Rajasthan High Court.

1971 batch IRS promotions

Over one dozen 1971 batch IRS officers are being promoted to the rank of Chief Commissioner Income-Tax in a day or two.

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Aaj Ki Aawaz

By George …..couldn't George have been more discreet??
Why the hell did he have to repeat Laloo's feat.

George says he did not give the money so how can he be blamed,
Says in the EC's Charge Sheet he should even be named.

But can the EC condone an action if it is done when the heart twinges??
And definitely this was not like one of Laloo's note distribution binges.

Our Politicians are now realizing the power of the Camera of the Media,
Now they've are leaning the hard way and getting the idea.

And with these camera phones things have become so easy…..very discreet also,
Politicians do not know what to do or where to go!!!

If camera phones are banned in India be sure behind this will be the political establishment,
As it is they crib about the Media who they say is omnipresent.

Media and Camera phone is a deadly jodi….Jodi Number One,
Politicians feel this is simply not done!!!

Chacha Deepak (Diwali ) booted her out and Santa gave her a reprieve,
Though now Uma says she was just on long leave.

Now in MP Gaur is feeling the heat….Uma supporters want her back,
As the CM of MP and so on Gaur they have launched a scathing attack.

But I thought Uma very 'willingly' gave up her MP reign,
Administration is not her forte and was proving to be a pain.

She should take up BJP's fight in Bihar,
Could make the difference between jeeth and haar.

Manmohan has put Sam Pitroda at the helm in educational reforms,
Arjun of course feels this is against the norms.

With Gandhis coming back to power Sam was bound to come back,
Though he still has nightmares of the past when he was unceremoniously given the sack!!!

Fact is Manmohan wants a Capitalist to head the reforms,
If the Commies get hold of this post it will be education deforms.

So Arjun should not take this personally …..it is a trick,
To keep Commies at bay here Sam was the pick.

Sonia should be careful Maqbool Fida Hussein has this habit of going abs fida,
Remember when on Madhuri he simply went gaga???

On Sonia's b'day he gifted her a Hussein he made specially of her b'day…some say his scheme,
Now may offer to paint Parliament with Sonia as the theme.

In his chamchagiri he will make a pretty packet….savvy salesmanship,
Hussein is basically on his own trip.

Speaking of b'days….Vajpayee Ji Happy B'day…you are eighty,
Out of power you must have celebrated quietly with Jamai, grand daughter and Beti.

If Vajpayee had been in power…Hussein would have gifted him a Hussein of Vajpayee with a globe in his hand.
Celebration would have indeed been grand.

But a resurgent Vajapyee says he is still around….Mein Hoo naa!!!
BJP ko abhi bhi dikha raha hoo raahaa.

Hulka Fulka

Both the brothers met Mama Kokilla before the upcoming Board Meeting,
And as of late exchanged the formal greeting.

This spat is actually spilling the beans,
That both brothers were using/juggling Investor money for their own means.

"Flying by Deccan 'dhakan' (fool)" is the comment,
Actually Deccan's unreliable schedule is the cause for this lament.

When Mallya's airline will be delayed you will be served free beer,
And also a Kingfisher bottle with a nipple will the thrust in your mouth for inflight fear.

Did Madonaa get her Christmas Gift…her virginity back!!!
If yes…..then was it from the sack or off the rack???

Confucius says…. In life we don't always get what he want…as per His command!!
He continues…..And sometimes we get what we do not want or for what we have not made a demand!!!

Very sad Flash:

Tsunami has struck the South and more than 1800 people are dead,
Tidal waves caused by an earthquake in the seabed.

Kabh kya hogaa kis ko pathaa,
Kudrat bhi de sakthi hai aisi sazaa???

Kudrat ka kehar hai machaa,
Eh Upar waale apne bhando ko bachaa.

Remember Waqt ka har sheh gulaam,
Isi liye kethe hai hamesha Waqt ko karo salaam.

Bharat Kumar

WHISPERS ---- CORPORATE WORLD :---

Who will be Director (Power) in BHEL ?

Among the three likely claimants - Ravi Kumar, Bela Purkarji and Mathur - for the post of Director (Power) in the BHEL, Ravi Kumar is said to be the front runner at present.

Ganesh appointed MD

Shri Ganesh has been appointed as managing director of Catch Consulting International Private Limited, a Chennia-based executive search company.

Swami is Vice-President

Vinod Swami has been appointed as vice-president, Global Sales by the Syntel Inc,the global IT firm.