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V K Malhotra to be Member CAT !

Chairman of the Food Corporation of India, V K Malhotra, is being appointed Member of the Central Administrative Tribunal (CAT) .He is 1970 batch IAS officer of Uttar Pradesh cadre.

Ms Bhargava and Singh to be CBDT Members !

Ms Indira Bhargava and B M Singh are being tipped to be new Members of the Central Board of Direct Taxes (CBDT).

1972 batch IAS officers to meet PM

More than one dozen 1972 batch IAS officers have reportedly sought audience with the Prime Minister to seek justice. These officers who have not been empanelled to the rank of Secretary recently met in the Planning Commission building and decided to approach the Prime Minister and submit a representation.

Will Mukherji continue in CBI?

Will the Additional Director, D Mukherji, continue in the CBI? This question is being asked in the organization in view of the fact that the newly appointed CBI Director, Vijay Shankar Tiwari,is too senior to him. While Tiwari is superannuating on Aug 1, 2008, Mukherji would retire on Sept 1, 2007.

Sunil Krishna to be ADG ITBP

Sunil Krishna will be ADG in ITBP. He is 1973 batch IPS officer of Uttar Pradesh cadre.

Rao to be GM Western Railway !

R K Rao, Additionl Member(ME) Railway Board, is being tipped to be General Manager, Western Railway, Mumbai.

Vohra to return to West Bengal

Joint Director in the Intelligence Bureau, Anup Bhushan Vohra, is returning to the parent West Bengal cadre in a month or two. He is 1972 batch IPS officer.

Saxena joins Tourism Ministry

Alok Saxena has joined the Ministry of Tourism as Director Indian Tourism Development Corporation. He is 1989 batch Indian Postal Service Officer.

Harish Chander to move Muscat

SS Harish Chander in US (UNP) is being moved to Muscat.

Chawdhary shifted to MEA

SS in Muscat, V K Chawdhary, has been transferred to the Ministry of External Affairs Headquarters.

Sasi Kumar to join New York (A)

P S Sasi Kumar Consul is moving to New York (A).Present Consul Hansraj has been shifted to the MEA Headquarters,

Promotions in IES

42 officers of 1993 and 1994 batches have been promoted to the JAG level in IES last week. 31 officers belonging upto 1980 batch have already been promoted to SAG level. Officers of 2001 batch in IES are eagerly waiting for their STS promotion likely in December.

IT Commissioners to get Cell Phones

It has been decided in principle to provide mobile phones to the Income Tax department officials of the level of Commissioner and above.

Aaj Ki Aawaz

Nitish wants the 'crown jewel' or CM House and wants Laloo to move out,
On his getting the CM House there should be no doubt!!!

But itni jaldi kyaa hai Nitish …… Laloo has a point,
The House allotted to him sure does disappoint!!!

No doubt Laloo should not expect 1 Anne Marg kind of house,
On this Laloo cannot have any grouse!!!

But yes House should have a certain standard…. on this please do not be vicious,
And it's not in Nitish's character to be malicious.

Give him some place elsewhere to house his tabelaa…cows, horses and dogs,
Because of this Dairy Farm CM House emits smell that comes from bogs!!!

Itni jaldi kya hai Nitish abh jabb rehna hai in 1 Anne Marg for kayi saal,
15 years rehne waale ka samjho haal!!!

Nitish should not be petty,
In fact should welcome 'The Laloos' to their new abode with confetti!!!

Jagat has given copy of Authority Letter from Surjewalla,
Congress ko Jagat ne problem mein hai daala!!!

But then if he had this letter why had he said that he'd gone to Iraq on his own,
Now this statement kaise karre gaa Jagat disown!!!

Surjewala says that signature font is different… indirectly says that it's a forgery,
And what Jagat has been touting is a clear case of perjury!!!

Nothing is impossible when it comes to Jagat…. does not think of fallout,
If this a forgery then from the Congress Party also Nut will be thrown out!!

Son has messed up and Daddy is paying the price,
But why for Nut no one says anything nice!!!

Amrinder is playing the same trick he did to come to power in Punjab,
Spread the rumor that it was a landslide for Congress and Akalis haal was kharaab!!

He's kicked off his campaign with a survey that predicts Congress ke liye win!!!
Trying to replicate previous win by creating a false din!!!

Now Amrinder says that he'll make Badal's trial painful…. 3500 crores at stake,
This as per Amrinder was Badal's take!!

But what will happen if Congress loses and Akalis win,
On Amrinder bahut kuch Akalis will pin!!!

In Punjab today there are two extra constitutional authorities… Ponty and Fred,
Dono ko Officials and Police karte hai dread!!!

Anything that Fred finds wrong he gets changed by threatening to pull out,
Hearing this wherever he is Amrinder starts to shout!!

Seems Fred has an inverted pyramid payment contract with Raja,
And that is why Raja goes when he says ja and comes when he says aajaa!!

Recently caught in a controversy Fred threatened to go back (USA),
Said that his Mom has ordered him to do so and in abidance he cannot lack!!!

If Shiv Sena was on a weight loss programme then its gone below its ideal weight,
And could lose even more weight at this rate!!

Now Raaj has walked out…… apni Party karre gaa form!!!
His resignation within the Sena will kick up a storm!!

Of course die hard Balasahib followers will say 'good riddance' to Raaj's exit,
Fact is with Raaj's exit Sena has been badly hit!!

In TN first the rain took everything they had,
Then the stampede took their lives… really bad!!

Eh Malik terhe bandhe hai yeh….. have mercy on them,
Aur yeh dukh ke sailaab ko karro stem!!

Ek aur Madhushala (with due apologies to Bachchan Senior)

Lilawati ke bahar Big B ke fans ne khola Madhushaala,
And next to Madhushaala set up shop a paanwaala!!!

From Madhushaala they went to paanwala,
So that nobody could get the smell that they had gone to Madhushaala!!

In a couple of days because of Madhushaala a brothel opened too,
And soon next to Brothel they made a loo!!

Slowly people came ..shops and houses sprang up and became a basti,
In this basti booze was abs sasthi,

People living in this basti drank at the Madhushaala and did nothing more,
Till one day a fakir came and sat at the Madhushaala's door.

Was a very pahuchaa hooaa Fakir,
At the Madhushaala's door via his pravachan drew Lakshman rekha ki lakir.

That was then end of the Madhushaala… now someone sells real madhu (honey) in Madhushaala,
And in the brothel next door there is a goshaala!!!

Bharat Kumar

WHISPERS .... CORPORATE WORLD

Will NTPC actually have a new Chief ?

Interviews for the post of CMD, NTPC are scheduled to be held on 20th December, 2005.
The entire top brass of NTPC are lined up to try their luck. NTPC has a healthy tradition
of restricting senior appointments in the Corporation to departmental candidates.

T. Sankaralingam, senior most Director has an edge over others since he was shortlisted
for NHPC. However, that appointment is now blocked due to a legal case pending before
the Supreme Court. All other Directors have each their own merits. The IAS lobby is
interested to get a member of their clan to head this premier organization. Given a
chance, anybody would love to head NTPC because of its excellent record and very
good management systems.

Moreover, the restructuring of power utilities is overdue. Organizations like NHPC which
have been badly run are being thought of to be merged with NTPC. Power experts are
of the view that the strong corporate image of NTPC can cover up the poor performance of
other utilities if they are brought under its umbrella. The sick power stations of some of
the States taken over by NTPC are now performing exceedingly well. NTPC has never
been involved in any scam. Therefore, a strong lobby in the UPA want this Navratana
to be made more powerful to solve the chronic power shortage in the country.

Some watchers ofthe corridors of power still feel that nothing may materialize from
this interview. CP Jain has a very strong case for extension. They argue that if
Shahi can be given two years extension, why not Jain? At the same time, it is
also a well known fact that all extension proposals of the Ministry of Power including
that of Yogendra Prasad were rejected by the PMO, in spite of strong lobbying.

The story may not end on 20th. It will linger on till the last day of retirement of
CP Jain. This gentleman CEO is the pride of the public sector. His services
should be utilized by the country for some more years, many argue. Let
us keep on watching the Indian power sector.

Kerala proposes, Minister disposes

Civil Aviation Minister Prafulla Patel is understood to have turned down the Kerala government proposal to run an airlines between the state and the Gulf.

Bank Director resigns

Part-Time non-official Director of the Union Bank, V M Sudheeran, has resigned from the board.

Now Petroleum Regulatory Authority

Union Cabinet has given its approval for introduction of the Petroleum & Natural Gas Regulatory Board Bill, 2004, in the Parliament during the coming winter session for creation of Petroleum and Natural Gas Regulatory Board through an Act of Parliament and also gave its approval to create the posts with support staff for the Petroleum and Natural Gas Regulatory Board and Appellate Tribunal.

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