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Ms Kherawala to be CBDT Chairperson ?
Ms M H Kherawala is expected to take over as new CBDT Chairperson on January 1. She is 1969 batch IRS officer.

Kaul to be GM Central Railway !

VK Kaul, Addl General Manager, Northern Railway is being tipped to be General Manager, Central Railway, Mumbai.

Dutt may continue in CBI

JK Dutt who has remained the officiating CBI Director may continue as number two because he still has a chance to head the organization after the newly appointed CBI Director, Vijay Shankar Tiwari, retires on Aug 1, 2008. Dutt is retiring in 2009.

Kaushik is ADG CRPF

Ahemdabad Police Commissioner, K R Kaushik, is joining the CRPF as ADG. He is 1972 batch IPS officer of Gujarat cadre.

1970 batch IIS officers promoted

Four 1970 batch Indian Information Service Officers Mssrs Swagat Ghosh, Dipankar Mukhopadhyay, PK Bandhopadhyay and U K Mishra have been promoted from SAG scale to SG scale. Now they will be media heads in the Prasar Bharti.

Somesh Goel promoted

Somesh Goel has been promoted to the rank of IG in BSF.1984 batch Himachal Pradesh cadre IPS officer, Goel, on promotion has been moved from Jammu to Kolkata.

Dr Neena to move to New York

Dr Neena, Director (South) in the MEA, is moving to New York as Counsul.

DGP prevents ADG postings ?

DPC of 1980 batch IPS for the post of ADG in Andhra Pradesh has been completed but the result is delayed. It is said that the DGP is not interested in postings because he is at loggerheads with one of the official of the batch. If that is the case, should the entire batch suffer?

Volcker may claim more heads

As many as 160 Indian Companies are said to have been named in the list of beneficiaries in Volcker Report. How many more heads would roll if a proper investigation is done?

Vijay Singh to go to Nicosia

Vijay Singh, SS in US, has been shifted to Nicosia by the Ministry of External Affairs.

IAS reshuffle in J & K

There is IAS reshuffle in Jammu & Kashmir.New postings are Mssrs:- G D Wadhwa FC Labour,Samuel Verghese PS Social Welfare,P S Betah Special Secretary Information,Rohit Kansal MD SRTC,S M Desalphine DG IMPA, Bashir Ahmad Khawaja Commissioner Commercial Taxes,Gowhar Ahmad Speccial Secretary Health,Sheikh Mushtaq Ahmad Director Social Welfare,Mohammad Yusuf Director Employment,Parshotam Kumar Additional Secretary Education,I A Ashai Additional Secretary Industries,Bashir Ahmad Bhat Additional Secretary Housing and V C Sharma MD SC -ST Development Corporation.

IAS changes in Uttar Pradesh

Anurag Shrivastava ,Ranjan Kumar and Shankar Lal Pande will now be DMs of Faizabad,Oriyya and Bahraich respectively.Markendey Singh has been appointed MD of the Public Enterprises Bureau.

New Chennai Collector

N Muruganandam will now be new Collector of Chennai in place of C Chandra Mohan.

IPS changes in UP

N R Padamja has been moved to the PHQ in DGP office.Mukesh BABU Shukla will be new ASP of Badayun.

Aaj Ki Aawaz

Aneil Matherani says he is single and so he has a license to flirt,
Run after every sari, jean, salwaar kameez and skirt!!!

Matherani is nothing but a spoilt brat,
His misdemeanors ki file is really very fat!!!

In the past he and Jagat got on like a house on fire,
Now threaten each other with consequences that are dire!!

Jagat has still to respond to Surjewaala's sawaal,
But seems he has no answer and so answer karr raha hai Jagat taal!!

MEA Officials do not know what to do…. Nut keeps calling to keep tabs,
And as he's free he just blabs and blabs!!!

'Johnny Dev' Aiyer is now saying that he was forced to take MOPNG… jhoot!!
They tried him as MOPNG and he plugged and now he's getting the boot!!

In fact when he came to know he was getting Panchayti Raaj he was very crappy,
But when he came to know he was getting MOPNG he was ecstatically happy!!!

And may be he will even loose Panchayathi Raaj… grown too big for his shoes,
In both Ministries he's just got boos!!!

The stakes in the next WB elections have gone up many fold,
Now all other political parties want to loosen on WB Commie's ka hold!!

Commies have been using innovative ways to win elections,
Like scenting the Commie key on the EVMs to keep track of electorate ki selections!!

And God forbid if a voter does not have the scent on his finger…he or she has then had it,
Then Commie cadres take over and do their bit!

EC of course will be proactive ….. will ensure that WB election is free and fair,
Commies will not be able to get away with their usual hocus pocus under EC's stare!!

Its do or die for Commies and they are sure not going to give up without a fight,
Ultimately on Delhi's gaddi they have their sight!!!

This time elections in WB will be bloody….. Commie cadres are getting ready to attack,
If EC checks them Commies are going to hit back!!!

The message in Commie cadres is give the EC a bloody nose,
So that EC gets scared to come WB ke even close!!!

So EC should requisition more forces for West Bengal,
Expect and plan for the worst haal!!!

Sonia Gandhi has a duplicate in Lok Sabha… Ingrid Mcleod is Sonia's look alike,
Younger version and Sonia Ingrid ko bahut karti hai like!!!

Sonia was impressed with her work with tribal women in Chattisgarh… karwaaya nominate,
Ingrid always attends Parliament and is never late!!!

Ingrid's hubby is a teacher turned politician…feels Ingrid will go places,
Says Ingrid has the potential and add to this she and Sonia have similar faces!!!

Sonia better carry her ID Card,
Because to differentiate its really hard!!

Raaj's followers want him to start his own Sena…. Sena of yore,
The type that does gore!!!

They want him to take up the Marathi Manoos plank,
And towards non Marathis turn into a crank.

Aamchi Mumbai… all others are unwelcome guests,
And as per them some of the guests like Bhaiyas from UP and Bihar are pests!!

Son of a Gun went langdaa because Amrinder rode him….. now replaced with Sonny the Kid,
Hope Amrinder does not do with Sonny what with Son of a Gun he did!!!

For his weight and girth Pakis should have gifted him a haathi,
Suppose they did not want to be rude as Haathi and Amrinder would look like each other's saathi!!

Amrinder kicked off Congress's campaign from Lambi…. not been there before,
He's been going around rest of Punjab making false promises and people are sore!!!

Prior to this he had not ventured into Lambi and so people gave him a chance to speak,
Public talked of his weight as under it the stage started to creak!!!

Amrinder was in his mettle in Lambi,
And choddi Amrinder ne lambi lambi (fibbed).

After the rally the general comment was… Motte ne apna pett hai bharyaa!!!
Parr Motte ne Punjab liye kuch nahi karrya!!!

Hulka Fulka

I am surprised that a tipplers anthem like Madhushaala,
Was prescribed in many a paatshaala!!

Madhushaala could be any Liquor Company's song,
But to expose kids to this kind of poetry is indeed very wrong!!

Don't know why Big B's favorite is Madhushaala… Agnipath karti hai inspire???
Or was it because his movie Agnipath flopped that poetry Agnipath ko kiya Big B ne fire????

Bharat Kumar

WHISPERS .... CORPORATE WORLD

Rungta to be SAIL' Chairman

S K Rungta is all set to take over as new Chairman of the Steel Authority of India Ltd.(SAIL). PESB has put him number one in the panel, Bishnoi is number two in the panel.

Pashricha is new CMD Oil India

M R Pashricha will take over as new CMD of the Oil India Ltd.in March.Name of Pashricha has been approved.
( We said this on December 12 )