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Tribal Affairs Ministry wants 5 yrs tenure for secretary

Tribal Affairs Ministry is understood to have demanded through the Planning Commission that the tenure of the Secretary in it's department be fixed for five years.

Name of Sarkar is in Circulation

Name of Dr Shyamal Kumar Sarkar is also in circulation for the post of Joint Secretary in the Department of Economic Affairs. He is 1979 batch IAS officer of West Bengal cadre.

Umesh Kumar to get extension

Joint Secretary in the Ministry of Industrial Policy and Promotion, Umesh Kumar, is getting three months extension in tenure. He is 1983 batch IAS officer of Rajasthan cadre.

Pradhan to move from Moscow

B S Pradhan, TS (LT), Moscow, is being moved to Ashgabat as TS/SS.

Ashok posted in Railway Board

R Ashok, HAG, on return from leave has been be posted as Adviser (Finance), Railway Board, against an existing vacancy.

One official and another unofficial

Tourism Minister Renuka Chaudhry is going to Afganistan today.Two officials are reportedly accompanying her-one in official capacity and the another unofficially.

Rao promoted in Railway Board

R K Rao, HAG/IRSME has been promoted as AMME in the Railway Board in place of T K Biswas who has retired.

Madavi to go to Athens

H S Madavi, US (Welfare), has been transferred to Athens as SS.

Bhatnagar to succeed Mohney in Bahrain

A K Bhatnagar will succeed H R Mohney as Counsellor in Bahrain. Mohney is retiring.

IAS changes in Pondicherry

Dr S Velu will be Labour Commissioner.Sudhir Kumar has been appointed Collector of Karaikal.

Aaj Ki Aawaz

Nut has been removed from Congress's Steering Committee,
Congress's response to a Nut gone perversely gritty!!

En route to Moscow Manmohan was asked if Nut resigned what would he do???
Manmohan said that he would see and said this with a smile on his mooh!

So in fact Manmohan has hinted Nut should resign,
Congress will have to type the resignation letter and literally force him to sign!!

Because Nut has said he that he will not resign… says this would be admission of guilt,
Under extreme pressure he's refusing to wilt!!!

Then he says that if he resigns Opposition will get ammunition to pelt Congress,
Fact his not resigning is putting Congress under duress.

Says that he will not be the sacrificial bakraa,
And neither will his ladkaa!!

Now Nut's son has changed his tune….. says Dad funded his Iraq trip,
After Surjewala's statement he had to give his original statement the skip!!!

Father and son seem to be on a lying binge,
Now Congress ko all these lies have started to singe!!

But if Jagat went to Iraq …. was he on a Iraqi holiday???
In actuality ticket aur Hotel ka bill kiss ne kiya pay!!

Andy was there too…… was there on kaam,
Wheeling and dealing was kaam ka naam!!

And Saidi was their local guide,
As a good local guide he was always there by their side!!

Hear that via Dayal Courier Service Contracts for these deals will be available soon,
Whoa… go easy please don't swoon!!!

Because Contracts will be signed by faceless entities… and not easy to trace,
That is why they are called Companies without a face!!

After leaving IGI Airport Matherani went underground,
News Channels are looking for him but he is not to be found!!

News is that he was bundled away to an undisclosed place,
In a blanket they bundled him so that nobody could see his face!!

Matherani will re-appear and then what will he say???
He came out of the Airport and then lost his way!!

Spent the time in the Arrival lounge…. suffering amnesia ka bout,
And when he got his mind back he walked out!!!

But will say the amnesia bout ke kaaran certain memory files have been erased and lost,
And cannot be retrieved at any cost!!

But there is retrieval software ….. will be used or Matherani will sham usage,
Depends on situation and for his own leverage!!!

Uma has responded and said BJP is to blame,
For Leadership the blame is same!!!

Said that Vajpayee 'Baapji' and Advani 'Daddy' should not be mute spectators,
Recognize behind the scene smooth operators!!

Said that make a new BJP or get ready for Mahabharat,
And also get rid of the gang of four who she says are responsible for sharaarat!!

Sonia perturbed by the low attendance in Lok Sabha has decided to take a roll call,
Only in this roll call names she will not call in the House ka Hall!!!

She has nominated two MPs to secretly to take a mental roll call everyday,
To be marked present for at least half the day in the House MP will have to stay!!

So to know who these two attendance wardens are find out who is present in the House everyday,
And who in the House for the entire day karta hai ya karti hai stay!!!

Once they know who attendance wardens are MPs should do what they did to get college attendance fudged??
Like College staff attendance wardens too will be by sops easily budged!!!

So Sonia Ji only way out is to introduce punch time cards …. computerize,
For lack of attendance there should be punishment and for maximum attendance a prize!!

Prize…… Will be invited for Coffee with Sonia… 10 Janpath is haloed ground for Congressmen.
Punishment…. will have to have lunch with Laloo in his den… sorry pen!!!

Aiyer has gone loony… has a new take on his face,
Seems Dev Anand will file a defamation case!!

Aiyer says left side of his face looks like Dev Anand and right side like Johnny Walker,
'Moany' Aiyer has now become Media ka stalker!!!

Aiyer says Media lacks sense of humor….. because they do not laugh at his jokes,
Instead when he cracks jokes at him they take pokes!!!

Has threatened Media that he is now going to correct the usage of English by Media,
Says ke English language ke maamle mein Media does not have even an idea!!

Manmohan has hinted that after current session there will be a Cabinet reshuffle,
Hope 'Moany' Aiyer ko karre ge shuffle!!!

Aiyer's pee wee brain just cannot handle power… gone berserk,
No wonder Press now have named him ' The Jerk'.

Bihar Government has removed a chapter on Laloo in eight standard text book,
Government opines Laloo would be wrong role model…. children should not emulate a crook!!!

Bharat Kumar

WHISPERS .... CORPORATE WORLD

IA planes grounded frequently

IA planes are these days being grounded frequently. It is said that the company is also short of seven to eight engines. Is this the reason behind frequent grounding of planes?

Two airports to be revamped

Silchar and Jorhat airports are being revamped.