Directive to the CVOs

The chief vigilance officers have been asked to produce a list of employees who went abroad. The CVOs are expected to mention the name of the employee with his designation, countries visited and the source of funds at the end of each year. While on the job, the vigilance officers have also been told to collect information about employees who went on private visits abroad last year.

India to top in diabetes

India would be the front runner by the year 2010 as far as the number of diabetes patients were concerned. This has been indicated through a recent study of the WHO.

Sankaran refuses PadamBhushan

S R Sankaran has refused to accept Padam Bhushan. He is retired 1957 batch IAS officer.

Where is the IAS officer ?

Is a Bihar cadre IAS officer missing to do Ph D abroad?

Mera Bharat Mahan !

The statistics compiled by the grapevine indicates that some senior officers of ISS (read CSO) retiring in 5 months are nominated for foreign training/seminar/workshops just to represent the country. One member of the service reportedly commented "Mera Bharat Mohan"!

Orissa to have new police range

Orissa will soon have Angul police range. There are already six police ranges in the state.

Range DIGs in Kerala to be upgraded

As many as two range DIGs in Kerala are to be upgraded to the post of IG.

UP wants more IAS

UP government is said to have urged the centre to increase its IAS cadre by 88 officials. If this happens, the state would be having 585 IAS officials as against the present 467.

Tenure of Veena Jain to expire

Central deputation tenure of Director Rural Development, Veena Jain, will expire on Monday.

Nair takes over

R. Gopinathan Nair has taken over as the new Additional General Manager, Southern Railway.

Tenure of Sunil Kumar expires

Central deputation tenure of Sunil Kumar has expired this week. He is 1987 batch IAS officer of Uttar Pradesh cadre.

DGP for four months

Newly appointed DGP of West Bengal, Ajay Prasad, will superannuate on May 31.1969 batch IPS officer Prasad is taking over on February 1.

Ms Shami is Collector Sehore in MP

Ms Rashmi Arun Shami has been appointed Collector of Sehore in Madhya Pradesh. She is 1994 batch IAS officer.

IPS changes in Uttaranchal next week

Senior level IPS reshuffle is expected to take place in Uttaranchal next week.

Mukim is Commissioner Ahemdabad MC

Anil Mukim has been appointed Commissioner of Ahemdabad Municipal Corporation. He is 1985 batch IAS officer.

Additional judge of Kerala HC

Sankaran Kallanmar Thodiyil has been appointed Additional Judge of the Kerala High Court.

New AG in TamilNadu

T. Theethan, an IA and AS officer, has taken over as the Accountant General (Accounts and Entitlements), Tamil Nadu.

Ranvir Singh and Subrato Banerjee promoted in MP

Two 1971 batch IAS officers Ranveer Singh and Subroto Banerjee have been promoted to the rank of Chief Secretary. Ranveer Singh will now be Vice Chairman of the NVDA.Subrato Banerjee has been made APC. Pradeep Bhargava has been moved as PrincipalL Secretary GAD.

Doval to be Dy NSA !

Intelligence Bureau Chief A K Doval is being appointed Deputy NSA.1968 batch Kerala cadre IPS officer Doval is retiring tomorrow.

FORUM
Aaj Ki Aawaz

Today just lets give politics a break,
The same thing day in and day out must be difficult to take!!!!

Have you seen Kisna…….Ghai's mega blunder???
Movie was more like no rain preceded by tremendous thunder.

This happened because Ghai the entertainer became Ghai the Pseudo,
Box Office collections are really low.

As an entertainer Ghai made superb flicks…….public ka paisa hotha tha vasool,
Every paisa spent on the ticket ka miltha tha mool.

Hope he realizes this and gets back to making entertaining movies and stops his psuedo trip,
Otherwise his reputation of being an entertainer par excellence will take a dip.

Kareena in an interview says , "Who needs a guy???"
After seeing her in action with Shahid her statement nobody will buy???

The kissing clip looked more like an ad for Close Up……tongue ki cleaning,
Tongue cleaning just took a new meaning!!!!

For Karina's and Shahid's info a French Kiss can give you 250 kinds of bacteria and 40,000 parasites,
French kiss under the microscope would indeed be one the scariest sights.

Now tell me how in Hollywood movies do they show couples kissing after getting up in the morning….bed kiss???
With the stale breath this is one thing that couples in real life would give a miss.

Could it be possible that gora mouths are different…..no morning stale/bad smell from the gob,
Fact is gora , brown ho yaa kaala morning breath can literally make the partner sob!!!

Big B is going the be back with KBC in June,
Of course with a new set, different looking Bachchan and a new intro tune!!!

And of course Aby Baby will speak in shudh Hindi not Hinglish,
On his Hindi and its correctness Aby Baby is pretty ticklish.

Jagmohan Dalmiya is the new model for Fevicol…….real chipkoo,
Patron ……what a wrong thing to do???

But then like Dungurpur says this is Dalmiya's dhandaa,
And by the looks of it his way of conducting his dhandaa is very gandaa!!!

KPS Gill is the new model for the new Choco tella ad ……..khali mind,
In Gill's cranium the thing we call brain is indeed very difficult to find.

Thank God Gill has security…..not to protect him but to protect us,
One person who we can say deserves all the Security fuss.

Gill is also the President of the Bottom Pinchers Fraternity……has a Doctorate in this activity,
Of course Society looks at this as pure and simple depravity.

Something Serious…..

Nanavati may clear Congress and people like Tytler in the 1984 Sikh riots but people know their complicity,
Lack of evidence is there because victims were threatened into silence…..what a pity???

Khooni Panjaa….fact is that Congress has blood of thousands of Sikhs on its hands,
So you can see the double standards in Congress's 1984 Riots and Ghodra stands!!!

SC transferred Ghodra cases out of Gujarat so as to make the trials free and fair,
In 1984 riot cases people like Tytler , Bhagat and Kumar cowed down victims with their murderous and threatening stare.

Anyway there is a higher Court……His Majesty's Justice is fair,
And He is not cowed down by any stare.

Eh mere watan ke logo jara aakhon mein bhar lo aansoo,
For those affected by the riots this is least we can do!!!!

Hulka Fulka

Weekend is here…….Surprise your saathi,
Surprise se life mein freshness hai aathi.

Bharat Kumar

WHISPERS ---- CORPORATE WORLD :---

Tenure of ED Tea Board expires

Central deputation tenure of Tea Board ED, Coonoor Vikram Kapoor, has expired yesterday. He is 1988 batch IAS officer of TamilNadu cadre.

Rahul Mehta is COO Airtel

Rahul Mehta has taken over as COO of Airtel to look after Madhya Pradesh and Chhattisgarh.

Sood is Regional Director

Atul Sood has been appointed as Regional Director, South India, at Hitachi Data Systems (HDS).