RAW Chief to retire

RAW Chief C D Sahay is superannuating by this month end. He is 1967 batch RAW cadre officer.

Zaidi gets foreign assignment

S Zahur Haider Zaidi is all set to get foreign assignment. He is 1994 batch IPS officer of Himachal Pradesh cadre.

Prabhakar is Director Fisheries TamilNadu

S K Prabhakar has been appointed Director Fisheries in TamilNadu. He is 1989 batch IAS officer.

Three Orissa cadre IPS in US

Three Orissa cadre IPS officials Mssrs Arun Kumar Sarangi, SP, Crime Branch-1, S K Upadhyaya, DIG, Bhubaneswar Range, and Puri SP Soumendra Priyadarshi are currently in United States to receive anti-corruption training

IAS in Science and Technology unwelcome

The scientists in Kerala are annoyed over the appointment of an IAS as Secretary, Science and Technology. The post should have gone to a scientist, they say.

UP IPS for DIGs in districts

IPS in Uttar Pradesh at a meeting of their Association held recently have demanded that DIGs be posted in districts in place of SPs. Will their plea be heard by those in power ?

IPS reshuffle in Uttaranchal this month

A major IPS reshuffle is expected to take place in Uttaranchal in a couple of weeks.

George to join Ministry !

Grapevine has it that Jiju George(ISS: 1985) is joining Ministry of Statistics & Programme Implementation as Director (Internal Finance Division) replacing N.R.Dash being repatriated to his parent cadre.

N P Gupta takes over as CEO TN

N P Gupta has taken over as Chief Electoral Officer, TamilNadu. He is 1972 batch IAS officer.

IAS changes in Uttar Pradesh

V N Garg has been appointed Staff Officer to the Chief Secretary.T Venketash has been made Divisional Commissioner Gorakhpur.N S Ravi will be Secretary Mandis.

IAS changes in TamilNadu

Sunil Pailwali will be new Collector of Kanyakumari.Rajesh Lakhoni has been made Collector of Theni.A Kartik will be Collector of Karur.

IPS changes in UP

Neera Rawat has been made ASP Barelley.Ramit Sharma has been appointed SP of Siddharth Nagar.

Kunal Sharma gets posting in Uttaranchal

Kunal Sharma has been appointed Director Social Welfare in Uttaranchal.

Lt Gen Vijan to head Eastern Command

Lt Gen C B Vijan has been appointed Chief of Staff of Army'S Eastern Command at Kolkata.

IAS reshuffle in West Bengal

Five IAS officers including A K Patnaik and T K Barman have been transferred in West Bengal.

FORUM
Aaj Ki Aawaz

India's refusal to foreign aid has got India into the spotlight,
We've defied The World's Might!!!

So Manmohan Ji (Man) your Sarkaar and the relief impetus is under the microscope,
All are watching how with this calamity does India cope!!

Foreign Media will tear you to bits on any tripping or stumbling,
They will try to show that India is just bumbling.

So Man Ji and Sonia put everything else on the backburner and concentrate on Project Relief,
Show these dimwits that they are being biased on a wrong belief.

And may I request the Opposition to be a part of the Sarkaar in this matter…..ek,
India's reputation is at stake.

Moreover these are Indians who are suffering and it is our duty to make them stand up again,
We need to wipe the tears and understand and relieve them of their pain.

We the citizens should stand behind the Government and do our bit……tan, man and dhan,
You will then truly have sung Jana Gana Man.

A mild quake has been recorded on the India Myanmar border…..India Burma plates causing concern,
There is a prediction of a huge quake in Assam… this prediction Sarkaar should not spurn.

An anonymous letter says Mulayam is the Rasputin of UP……only this Rasputin has a bath,
Inside job….and Mulayam is investigating as to who is behind this vishwasghaath???

Amar Singh is indeed hopping mad at Suhail Seth for an article aimed at the SP gang,
He has responded journalistically to Suhail's article….. via the pen Suhail ko kiyaa bang!!!

Suhail should be careful during his Page 3 outings….Amar too is a regular and will be on the prowl,
As Amar has to be sophisticated in these parties he will call Suhail ' Son of a Owl' (Ullu ka pathaa).

Laloo's Newspaper is unique……actually it is Laloo's Brochure and mouthpiece rolled into one,
Sold in Bihar at the point of gun.

Then they force all to read it too,
So that you know the greatness of a goon known as Laloo!!!

Hulka Fulka

Now there is news that Anil and Mukesh have agreed to disagree and Legally separate,
But will this stop their hate and resultant urge to berate!!!

How can they go their own ways with the same Brand Name???
After all Brand name Ambani is their claim to fame!!!

Also dividing the Empire is no easy job….in some areas virtually impractical if not impossible,
And in some areas not plausible!!!

Or will they just divide the Companies for Management purposes…demarcate only control,
Keep out of each others face and play the demarcated role!!!

Because by this they will not be seen as cutting up Reliance…..still be in some ways one,
But then some say viewing the animosity and ambitions that this simply cannot be done.

TRAI has asked Reliance and Tata to withdraw their 'Walky' and 'Unlimited Cordless' ads,
Fixed line cannot be advertised as mobile…….TRAI feels this creates the wrong fads!!!

PC says that both brothers should settle this matter amicably ,
Does PC intend to convey that otherwise Sarkaar has ways to settle this ably.

Confucius says…In ads you cannot show a haathi to be a ghoda.
He continues….In its order TRAI ne wrong projection and supposition hai thodaa.

Weekend…….will be spent suffering from the blues in moroseness,
The Tsunami suffering must have even enveloped you in sadness!!!!

Bharat Kumar

WHISPERS ---- CORPORATE WORLD :---

Manjer Hussein is Tata's representative

Manjer Hussein has been appointed Tata's representative in Bangala Desh.

Ramchandra in Castrol Board

A S Ramchander has been appointed to the Board of Directors of Castrol India Limited as executive director.