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One dozen IAS officers to retire

Altogether 12 IAS officers are superannuating by this month end. They are Mssrs:- Mishri Prasad Paswan and Shri Ram Pandey (Bihar), B S Baswan (Chhattisgarh), M shankar and Sunil Ahuja (Haryana),P C Jassal (Himachal Pradesh), V K Gore (Karnataka),D N Mandlekar (Maharashtra), S K Tuteja (Punjab), P C Rawal and D S Bains (Uttar Pradesh) and Ashok Gupta (West Bengal).

3 IFS to retire this month

Three Indian Forests Service Officers are retiring by this month end. They are Mssrs Dhir Singh Barrak (Haryana), H K Jha (MP) and G Naagaswamy (TamilNadu).

Chhattisgarh gets five IAS officers

Finally Chhattisgarh has been given five more IAS. They include three women officials. They are reported to have been posted in Jagdalpur, Bilaspur, Champa, Korba and Sarguja. Chhattisgarh has been grappling with the shortage of IAS officials for long.

CIT conference in July

A two day conference of the Chief Commissioners of Income-Tax will be held in Delhi on July 6 and 7.

Tapan Ray to return to Gujarat

Central deputation tenure of Tapan Ray will expire on Monday.1982 batch Gujarat cadre IAS officer Ray is presently Joint Secretary Defence Production .

WHICH CIVIL SERVANT HAS MORE ACADEMIC DEGREE?
Ashish Agrawal

Ashish Agrawal is an IRSME
His Qualifications are :-
Engg.Council(London),-Mech.Engg
AMIE(India),-Mech.Engg, Elect. Engg, Elec'nics&Comm Engg, MBA (IGNOU),

Seeing the interest of our readers in the academic qualifications of the most learned ones among the decision makers, we welcome more such information about those running the show. If you have any such information, do send it to us to enable the whole World to know about it. After all, knowledge is to be imparted or it is of no use. Mail us:- sureshmehrotra@yahoo.com

It was the request of Dinesh Bhatia

The outgoing PS to Union Tourism Minister Renuka Chaudhry, Dinesh Bhatia had requested the minister on June 15 to relieve him from the job. His request was acceded to by the Minister on June 17.Now 1992 batch IFS officer Bhatia is going back to MEA as Director. Meanwhile, Kapoor has been appointed OSD to the Tourism Minister.

Mahanti gets DG rank in Orissa

B B Mahanti has been promoted to the rank of DG in Orissa. He is 1972 batch IPS officer.

Two Mishra's promoted in Orissa

Prakash Mishra and A T Mishra, both 1977 batch IPS officers, have been promoted to the rank of ADG in Orissa.

Well qualified ISS officials

There are number of well qualified Indian Statistical Service officers in the country. This information is based on service records..
Sl. No. Name Batch Year Qualification
1 Dr.K V Rao DR/71 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
2 Dr.Swaraj Kumar Nath DR/71 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
3 Dr.Sukumar Ray DR/GRIII Ph.D.,M.Sc(Stat),
4 Dr.A K Yogi DR/75 Ph.D., M.A.(Stat),
5 Dr.P D Joshi DC/MS Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
6 Dr.Rajiv Mehta DR/76 Ph.D., M.Stat, M.A.(Eco),
7 Dr.V K Malhotra DR/76 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),, M.A.(Eco),
8 Dr.N Egambaram DR/77 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
9 Dr.Gulab Singh DR/78 Ph.D.,M.Sc.(Stat),, M.A.(Eco),
10 Dr.N P Singh DR/78 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
11 Dr.G Muruga Boopathy DR/79 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
12 Dr.Harcharan Singh DR/79 Ph.D.,M.Sc.(Stat),
13 Dr.Raj Nath Pandey DR/79 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
14 Dr.Ravinder Singh DR/79 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
15 Dr.Satish Prasad Sharma DR/79 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
16 Dr.Savita Sharma DR/79 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
17 Dr.Dipankar Sinha DR/80 Ph.D.(Eco),, M.A.(Eco),
18 Dr.M K Srivastava DR/80 Ph.D., M.Phil, M.Sc.(Stat),
19 Dr.Rattan Chand DR/81 Ph.D., M.Phil, M.Sc.(Stat),
20 Dr.Vijay PrakashGoel DR/81 Ph.D., M.A.(Stat),
21 Dr.Devendra Verma DR/81 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
22 Dr.VidyaDhar DR/82 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
23 Dr.Vishnu Kant Srivastava DR/82 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
24 Dr.GSN Murthy DR/83 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
25 Dr.Sunita Chitkara DR/84 Ph.D., M.Phil, M.Sc.(Stat),
26 Dr.S DuraiRaju DR/84 Ph.D(Stat),, M.Sc.(Stat),, M.Tech.(IIT Delhi),
27 Dr.Dalip Singh DR/91 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
28 Dr.Siyaram P Ph.D.
29 Dr.K. ManaoSingh DR/95 Ph.D., M.Sc.(Stat),
30 Dr.V K Mathur P Ph.D., M.A(Eco.),, B. Ed
31 Dr.Ashutosh Ojha DR/97 M.Sc.(Stat),, Master(Pop. Sc),, Ph.D.(Pop),

Gandhi to be DG (Investigations), Delhi !

It is rumored that SS Gandhi-Chief Commissioner of Income-Tax,Orissa is likely to be posted as DG (Inv.), New Delhi. Gandhi belongs to 1971 batch and is known to be honest and upright officer.

IAS changes in Gujarat

Rajesh Kishore will be new Relief Commissioner. C L Meena has been made Land Reforms Commissioner. C V Som has been appointed Tourism Commissioner and MD of Gujarat Tourism Development Corporation. V S Gadhvi has been relieved from his charge as additional CEO of GSDMA.

Repatriation of Saptharishi -when he is retiring

L V Saptharishi, presently Director General, Centre for Advancement of Peoples' Action and Rural Technology (CAPART), has been repatriated to the parent West Bengal cadre of the officer. Incidentally, the 1969 batch IAS officer Saptharishi is scheduled to retire on July 31.

Tiwari is back to Gujarat

Anand Mohan Tiwari is back to the parent Gujarat cadre after completion of his foreign training. On return 1985 batch IAS officer Tiwari has been appointed Commissioner - Mines and Geology.

65 IAS shifted in Rajasthan

Altogether 65 IAS officers have been reshuffled in Rajasthan.

IAS changes in Orissa

Alka Panda will be new Chief Electoral Officer.S N Tripathy has been made Secretary Panchayati Raj.Swapneswara Baya has been posted as Secretary Higher Education.Asit Tripathy has been appointed Secretary Energy.R N Bohidar will be new APC.Ashok Tripathy has been given additional charge of Labour.

IFS reshuffle in Himachal Pradesh

One dozen Indian Forests Service officers have been reshuffled in Himachal Pradesh.

Major IPS shake-up in Rajasthan

There is major IPS reshuffle in Rajasthan.Altogether 43 IPS officers including 21 SPs have been affected.

IPS changes in Madhya Pradesh

C V Muniraju will now be IG Balaghat Zone.U K Lal has been moved to Sagar as Director of the Police Academy.

1989 batch IPS promoted in Rajasthan
Four 1989 batch IPS officers Mssrs Umesh Mishra,N Morris Babu,Neena Singh and P C Kala have been promoted to the rank of DIG in Rajasthan.

Khanna is Judge of Delhi High Court

Justice Sanjeev Khanna has been appointed new Judge of the Delhi High Court.

Why did Ansari proceed on leave ?

Why did 1973 batch Uttar Pradesh cadre IAS officer Mohammad Anis Ansari proceed on leave?.He is presently Principal Secretary Panchayati Raj.

Former Patna DM in soup

Dismissal action against the former District Magistrate of Patna Gautam Goswami, it is said, has started.

Term of Commission extended

The term of the Liberhan Ayodhya Commission of Inquiry has been extended by three months up to 30th September, 2005. The Commission is inquiring into the destruction of the Ram Janma Bhoomi-Babri Masjid structure at Ayodhya on 6th December, 1992.

Paul is new High Commissioner South Africa

Satyabrata Pal, presently Deputy High Commissioner of India in London, has been appointed as the next High Commissioner of India to South Africa.He would succeed Santosh Kumar.

DD Station Directors shifted

Vimal Gupta will be new Station Director of the Doordarshan Kendra Gauhati.M K Raina has been moved to Dehradum DD Kendra.Panigrahi has been transferred from Bhubneshwar to Raipur.Tejinder Gagan is going back to the North-East.

Prasar Bharti changes

Basharat Ahmad has been moved to the Prasar Bharati Head-quarters.K M Bakshi will now be Director CPC.L K Chopra has been transferred from Akashwani Directorate to Mandi House.V A Magzine has also been moved to the Mandi House.Sharyar has been shifted to the Akashwani Directorate.

IMAGINARY INTERVIEW
AMAR,AKBAR AND ANTONY

Its raining its pouring…….and I run from the cab straight into the station to catch the 7.52 fast train. Today I'm in the mood for a hot cup of tea and I pick up a Masala Tea and then my Midday. Just in the nick of time I jump into the train. My three friends Amar, Akbar and Antony are already seated and pulling each others legs. I join them and as usual we start our 'time pass'…that is discussion!!! Today the trio seem to be in a poetical bent of mind!!!

Amar: Paswan Ji Ganga nahaa liye!!!
Antony: Ji haa …… apne haathon se apni beti ko bidaa kiye!!!
Akbar : Laloo bana rahe hai shaadi ka hisaab!!!
Amar: Paswan ke paas bhi hai Laloo ki beti ki shaadi ka poora hissaab kitaab!!!
Me: Yaar when it comes to such things our politicians are not mean……. in fact Laloo would have taken it like his own daughter was getting married!!!
Amar: But Laloo looked very harried!!!
Akbar: Laloo told waiting newsmen that on such occasions he forgets about raajnithi!!!
Amar: But in his heart he must be seething seeing Paswan …nahi bhoola woh baaten bithi!!!
Antony: What do you think Advani must have told Paswan???
Amar: Arre Paswan phass gaye ho tum kahaan???
Antony: Paswan must have told Advani khaa gaye aap mere sabh pyaaze….. meri Party sabh karr rahe hai bunk!!!
Amar: Yeah LJP MLAs have joined NDA …… LJP has shrunk!!!
Me: Arre those MLAs are floating MLAs ……for all you know tomorrow they will again switch sides…….aaya ram gayaa ram types!!

Amar has packed some sandwiches and he offers us sandwiches…..a beggar comes and he gives some to the beggar also.

Amar: Yaar Sonia went to Tonk and while she was there it started raining!!
Akbar: Yeah she tried to bandage wounds that were paining!!!
Antony: And after it rained she became even more popular……in popularity she is gaining!!!
Amar: BJP says that prior to her trip Congress went in for cloud seeding!!!
Akbar: So this is the story they are feeding!!!
Antony: Why did BJP not go and bandage the hearts that were bleeding???
Akbar: Jinnah has put BJP into a quandary!!!
Antony: On this issue Congress maar rahi hai boundary pe boundary.
Me: Vasundra should have gone to meet the affected……. BJP's loss is Congress's gain. On Jinnah seems BJP has tied itself into knots!!!

The Beggar who sings 'Pardesi Pardesi jaana nahi' comes and today she's singing a new song 'Sajan re jhoot math bolo khudaa ke paas jana hai'….the voice as usual is horrendous…..but words shake you up!!!

Amar: Advani says that Kashmir problem is Nehru ki denn!!!
Akbar: But on this Congressis ignorance karr rahe hai feign!!!
Amar: No use blaming Nehru……. why look backward!!!
Antony: Equal and opposite reaction…..then things move forward!!
Amar: Yaar this thing toh even my grandfather used to say that Nehru is to blame!!!
Akbar: You told me this…….you said your Grandpa said that on Kashmir he was very tame!!!
Amar: And you also your Dadaji said that Nehru wanted Statesman ka name!!!
Me: Yaar stop it……… like all Leaders Nehru did good things and bad things……. nobody is perfect. And do not forget that the mischief originates in Pakistan……. either way Pakis would have created pangaa........ don't forget Kashmir is what keeps the Pakistan Military in power….. Kashmir is the Pakistan Army's bread, butter and jam!!!!

A commuter while getting his bag from the overhead rack drops it on a fellow commuter's head. No damage done. But , another commuter shouts out, " Abh Railway mein bhi helmet pehena compulsory hogaa."

Akbar: What is this PR fever that has gripped Paswan and Laloo???
Amar: Yeah both have become chaloo!!!
Akbar: PR matlab Poora Rehabilitation……. Delhi type!!!
Amar: Yeah they want to get all the Delhi hype!!!
Antony: Arre paisa is not everything…..now both want to fit into the Page 3 culture!!!
Akbar: Yeah and become social vulture!!!
Amar: Do you know that Paswan gets a regular facial and pedicure!!!
Akbar: I hear also tries Fair and Lovely type of cure!!!
Antony: Laloo I hear has started using cologne and after shave and stopped oiling his hair!!!
Amar: Rabdi must be worried that all of a sudden why Laloo inn cheezo peh karr raha hai care!!!
Me: See people like to fit into the Society they move in…….. now both Paswan and Laloo have become Delhi- wallahs …..jaisa des waisa bhes!!!! Joke time……Once Laloo Prasad of Bihar, sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply:-"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks." Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said, "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hoon."Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze main hai is liyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad……pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet……aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement…….humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ……ab letter vetter bhejnay ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call……phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ……..bahut khaatir kee jayegi!!!!
Amar: What's wrong with Yashwant Sinha….seems he wants BJP to throw him out!!!
Akbar: Yeah that is why in Public BJP peh karr raha hai Yahswant shout!!!
Amar: Yes …… then will wait for Third Front to materialize!!!
Antony: Kuch kiya hai Yashwant ne realize!!!!
Amar: That he has been checkmated in BJP and in Congress he has no place!!!
Akbar: Yaar chodna hai toh leave…..but do it with grace!!!

The commuters catch a pickpocket and he is given a sound thrashing. Some thrash him to take out their personal khunas!!!! Remember what Sunil Dutt said in Munna Bhai when he catches a pickpocket???

Amar: So Anil has got his share and parted ways with brother!!!
Akbar: Arre there could have been serious problems……. both should thank Mother!!!
Amar: Now the Government has said it will not peruse the complaints Anil made!!!
Antony: Please remember Government has said action has only been stayed!!!
Akbar: Yaar Anil has given the Corporate World a new style for addressing the Press!!!
Antony: Your talking about his walk and talk…… yaar clearly showed he was trying his best to impress!!!!
Amar: Mukesh is very quite……… why so???
Antony: Ek chup hundred sukh……… to Reporters question he has an emphatic no!!!
Me: Anil and Mukesh have different personalities….. this was a plus point when they worked together. Now Anil will have to learn when to keep quite and Mukesh will have to learn to speak more often!!!

Bandra creek's foul smell floods our noses…..signal that my station is approaching. I get up and make my way to the exit.

All three in chorus: Okay Bharat bye …how will you spend your weekend???
Me: Driving my wife around the bend!!!

The train reaches Bandra and I get off the train. Some commuters who have the pickpocket in their captivity also get down. They hand over the pickpocket to the Railway police. As they leave the pickpocket shouts out……. Saalo roj Neta log tumhaari pocket maarthe hai …unko toh kuch nahi bolte……siraf garib aadmi pocket maare toh yeh gunhaa hai!!!

Bharat Kumar

Whispers --- Corporate World -

Has IOC and HPCL bucked under political pressure ?

It is rumored that a powerful Gujarat Industrial Group has skillfully fleeced IOC and HPCL by forcing them to sign the land agreement to set up their tankage facilities for an exorbitantly high premium and lease rentals for land allotted to them .Now central investigating agencies have decided to enquire the deal.

Gulati to be MD Durgapur Steel Plant

U K Gulati is being appointed MD of the Durgapur Steel Plant.He is presently Director in the same unit.

BoM profit declines

Bank of Maharshtra has shown a 41.8 per cent decline in its net profit.

Mishra is Member AAI

A.K. Misra has taken over as the new Board Member (Planning) of the Airports Authority of India (AAI).

Pillai is CMD FACT

Dr G.C. Gopala Pillai has been appointed the Chairman and Managing Director of Fertilisers and Chemicals Travancore Ltd (FACT.

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