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Justice Hegde to head TDSAT

Justice Santosh Hegde, Supreme Court Judge (Retd), is reportedly taking over as Chairman of the Telecom Disputes Settlement and Appellate Tribunal (TDSAT) for a period of 3 years. He replaces Justice DP Wadhwa whose tenure ended on May 4.

Mohapatra is Chairman Tariff Commission

Ashok Kumar Mohapatra has been promoted to the rank of Secretary in the Government of India.1971 batch Himachal Pradesh cadre IAS officer Mohapatra has been appointed Chairman of the Tariff Commission.

Dr Sarma is Special Secretary Telecom

Dr J Sridhara Sarma has been appointed Special Secretary Telecom.He is 1971 batch IAS officer of Andhra Pradesh cadre.

Meena Gupta is Special Secretary Environment

Meena Gupta has been appointed Special Secretary Forests and Environment.She is 1971 batch IAS officer of Orissa cadre.

Srinivasan is Special Secretary Petroleum

M S Srinivasan has been appointed Special Secretary ,Petroleum.1971 batch TamilNadu cadre IAS officer Srinivasan is presently Additional Secretary in the same ministry.
( We said this on May 6 )

Madhukar Gupta promoted in DDA

Vice Chairman of the DDA Madhukar Gupta has been promoted to the rank of Secretary in the Government of India.He is 1971 batch IAS officer of Uttaranchal cadre.

Qureshi promoted

S Y Qureshi has been promoted to the rank of Secretary in the Government of India.1971 batch IAS officer Qureshi would continue in the NACO in the rank of Secretary.
( We said this on May 12 )

Seth not getting extension

Chhattisgarh Governor, K M Seth, is not getting extension .His term will expire on June 16.

Will Mashelkar and Jha go to WIPO ?

Names of CSIR DG R A Mashelkar and senior IAS officer A K Jha have started doing the round for the World Intellectual Property Organisation (WIPO).

Nigam to join Settlement Commission

Senior IRS (Customs) officer, J N Nigam, is all set to join the Settlement Commission in a couple of months.

Bookie names Journalist turned politician

Bookie Shobhan Mehta recently arrested by the Mumbai police is said to have named a senior Journalist turned politician of Delhi. Who he could be?

FM, his deputy stop attending calls

The Union Finance Minister and the Minister of State for Finance are these days under so much pressure, following the recent transfers of the Commissioners in the Income Tax and the Customs department, that they have avoided attending phone calls.

Plus point in customs transfer

71 Commissioners of Custom have been transferred and one good feature in the list is the moving of a substantial number of lady officers in the department to important places in the field where they will surely contribute a lot to aggressive collection of revenue and liquidation of arrears. This is indeed very welcome and the results will be very positive.

Nand Kumar joins Chhattisgarh Government

Maharashtra cadre 1989 batch IAS officer, Nand Kumar, has joined the Chhattisgarh Government on deputation. He has been posted as Joint Secretary Rural Industries.

Cadre of Rohit Kumar Singh changed

Cadre of 1989 batch IAS officer Rohit Kumar Singh has been changed from Manipur-Tripura to Rajasthan.

National Knowledge Commission constituted

The Prime Minister has constituted the National Knowledge Commission. i Sam Pitroda will be Chairperson and Dr P.M. Bhargava will be Vice-Chairperson. The Members of the Commission will be i Nandan Nilekani, Dr. Deepak Nayyar, Ashok Ganguly, Dr. Andre Beteille, Dr. Jayati Ghosh and Dr. Pratap Bhanu Mehta.

Rakesh Verma is Secretary PR

Rakesh Verma has been given additional charge of Public Relations Department. He is 1981 batch IAS officer.

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Aaj Ki Aawaz

Dearly beloved we are here to bury Bofors…… may it rest in peace,
Congress says that now it hopes all the allegations will cease!!!

Bofors has been laid to rest……..not burned but has been buried,
Hope it rests in peace…….. but on this Congress will always be worried!!

Because Bofors can be exhumed at a later date,
Yes if they had gone in for burning then would have sealed Bofors fate.

But Court could only allow Burial……. Burning would have been if justice had been served,
Only for such cases is burning reserved.

BJP, Commies, Laloo……Congress wants apologies from all,
All of a sudden Congress is feeling tall!!

Jaitley says Court has not said that accused are clean ….given benefit of doubt,
So he says that this judgment Congress should not tout!!!

Jaitley says that this is judicial burial of a corruption case,
He says by doing this Congress has actually lost face.

Warns that Judicial exhumation is also possible,
Says that reopening of case is not impossible.

Paswan says that for dissolution of House Laloo used blackmail,
Promised 'dire consequences' if on this UPA did fail!!

Paswan is going all out to woo majority minority…..demanded a Muslim University,
On this Laloo has responded with something very witty!!

Laloo says that to go to University one must have passed school,
He says that Pehle student generate karo school se and stop playing the fool!!

EC has recommended elections post monsoon……what about holiday season???
To demand postponement of election further Laloo will use this reason.

Floodgate accused Jha has surrendered…... says truth will win,
Deciphered this means truth will be done in!!!

They says lot of the Floodgate money has been invested in makaans,
Money was generated from DM's and Jha's dukaans!!!

Bye Elections are being held …….. crucial in some States,
Because these elections will decide in Karnataka and Goa Party's fates!!!

Karnataka and Goa……… lot depends on these bye elections,
Gowda or Sonia may pull the plug and Congress may form Sarkaar in Goa as per projections.

In Kerela bye elections will show if there is a Karunakaran effect,
That is after Congress se Karunakaran ne kiya eject!!!

President Kalam is on the last leg of his tour……. said that nobody can take India for a ride,
Kalam Sir on this aspect only Indians can take wrong kind of pride!!!

Laloo is taking India for a ride everyday on his Chori Express and Black 'Mail',
He's got UPA by its tail!!!

He has challenged haloed Institutions and put probity into the bin,
In fact he has done India in!!!

When Kalam Sir returns the Cabinet Reshuffle is scheduled to take place,
Shuffling of portfolios, booting out one or two and doh ya teen naye face!!!

DD will become SD or Sonia Darhsan if Soni becomes I&B Minister,
Will use SD to show viewers the tyaag twister!!

Will try to make Sonia the real Gandhi,
Viewers on SD will be subjected to Sonia ki aandhi!!

But please keep in mind Sonia may not even have asked for this….. does not fit the asking bill,
Seems the cutlery is going for the overkill.

Seems Sunjay Dutt will take Sunil Dutt's place…..but he does not have the temperament or the time,
And then he is accused in a very serious crime!!

This is not a business that son has to take over,
Wrong choice to take over Sunil Dutt's legacy…….good name karre ga lower!!!

Sunil Dutt was less a Politician and more a Social Worker….. Sanju is wrong choice,
With the passing of Sunil Dutt his constituents have lost their voice!!

The shoes Sunil Dutt leaves behind are giant ones,
Dwarfs cannot fit these shoes…… Dutt got goodwill by the tons.

Hulka Fulka

Now they say that Billy Boy raped a nurse,
Either way this allegation is going to effect his purse!!!

In fact now in a book he is being accused of raping a Nurse,
Nurse alleges that he came to her room for Coffee and then matters got worse.

She says he raped her on the hotel bed,
Of course Clinton will plead that to the room and then bed he was led!!!

Confucius says……. Dog got bad name and got hanged,
He says….. He gave reason to get banged!!!!

Bharat Kumar

- Whispers --- Corporate World -

Damodaran promoted

Chairman of the SEBI M Damodaran has been promoted to the rank of Secretary in the Government of India.He is 1971 batch IAS officer of Manipur-Tripura cadre.

Punj to be Director of Syndicate Bank

Divakar Punj is being appointed Director of the Syndicate Bank. His name has been approved by the Government.

Hazari LAL to be CMD

Hazari Lal is being appointed CMD of the Hindustan Prefab Limited.

Tankiwala is Director (Refineries) HPCL

M A Tankiwala has taken over as new Director (Refineries) of Hindustan Petroleum Corporatin Ltd. (HPCL) . He has succeeded D S Mathur.

Atre is Vice President

Madhusudan V. Atre has been appointed as Vice President of Agere's India Development Centre (IDC).

Chacko and Thomas promoted

Sebastian Chacko and Mr P.C. Thomas, Deputy General Managers at State Bank of Hyderabad, have been promoted as General Managers.They will now move to the State Bank of Patiala and State Bank of Indore respectively.