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Ashok Chaturvedi to be RAW Chief

In all probability seniormost officer Ashok Chaturvedi will be new RAW Chief. He is presently Special Director in the organization.

1972 batch empanelment for Secretary level in Aug !

In view of the dozens of Secretary level posts in the GoI falling vacant in about a year from now, the empanelment of 1972 batch IAS for the secretary level post is likely to take place in August this year.

Moily to be Chairman of ARC !

Veerappa Moily is likely to be appointed Chairman of the Administrative Reforms Commission.

Union Ministers at loggerheads

Two Union Ministers, Natwar Singh and Mani Shankar Iyer, both former IFS officers, are not seeing eye to eye these days. The former is reported to have scuttled the latter's move to appoint an Ambassador of his choice in an oil rich West African country.

Eight vacancies in SC by year end

As many as eight posts of judges are going to fall vacant in the Supreme Court by the end of this year.

Tenure of Rawat to expire

Deputation tenure of Alok Rawat, Joint Secretary - Road Transport, in the Government of India will expire on Wednesday. He is 1978 batch IAS officer of Sikkim cadre.

Sinha is back to UP

Umesh Sinha is back to the parent Uttar Pradesh cadre after completion of foreign assignment. He is 1986 batch IAS officer.

Jharkhand DGP to retire this month

Jharkhand DGP, S M Cairae, is superannuating by this month end. He is 1967 batch IPS officer.

IPS changes in TamilNadu

S V Venkatakrishnan has been appointed CVO of the TamilNadu Cooperative Milk Producers Federation.Seema Agrawal will be new DIG Administration.P V Philip has been made DIG Training.

Can the CBEC justify these transfers and postings ?

The recently issued transfer and postings order by the CBEC for the post of Commissioners had some very notable exceptions. Can the CBEC say that everything is as per rules ? Examples :-
1. Anant Padmanabhan, 1981 batch, Chennai
2. Ms. Lipika Roychaudhury Majumdar, 1977 batch, Kolkata
3. Sanjeev Sachdeva, 1981 batch, Delhi
4. Rashida Hussain, 1978 batch, Delhi
5. A.K.Gupta, 1981 batch, Delhi
6. Harjinder Singh, 1978 batch, Nagpur
7. Indrajit Dasgupta, 1982 batch, Mumbai
8. S.D.Majumdar, 1974 batch, Pune
Additional Commissioners :-
1. A.K.Jyotishi, 1986 batch
2. A.K.Jain, 1987 batch,
3. Himanshu Gupta, 1987 batch,
4. V.K.Varma, 1987 batch,
5. Ms. Ranjana Jha, 1987 batch
6. C.L.Mahar, 1987 batch
7. J.P.Singh, 1987 batch
8. Ms. Mallika Arya, 1988 batch
9. Alok Tiwari, 1988 batch
10. Ms. Neeta Lal Butalia, 1988 batch
11. Pramod Kumar, 1988 batch
12. .P.K.Singh, 1988 batch
13. Rajiv Talwar, 1988 batch
14. . Suresh Kishnani, 1988 batch

Why the high-profile IAS was shifted in Maharashtra ?

Why did the Maharashtra Government shift a high profile IAS officer to an insignificant post? It is learnt that serious complaints had been made to the Prime Minister and the CVC against the officer.

James is Member of NCERT

Janey James Vice Chancellor of MG University,Kerala has been appointed Member of the NCERT.

Clean chit to Subramanian

Bihar Government has given clean chit to former Chief Secretary K A H Subramanian in the flood relief scam.

IMAGINARY INTERVIEW
AMITABH BACCHAN
I usually take a walk on Juhu Beach in the morning. Amitabh comes for a walk disguised and though he feels he has disguised himself all the regulars recognize him but play along with him and feign ignorance.

The other day I stopped at a narial paani vend and asked the vendor to give me a garri or malaee waala narial. I heard a booming voice say, " Muhje bhi" and I turned around and it was Amitabh in his disguise.

Me: Would you like me to continue the charade or can I recognize you??
Amitabh: (surprised) You recognized me???
Me: Of course…and practically all the regulars also recognize you!!
Amitabh: And I thought I was a good actor……you guys beat me any day!!!

The narial waala hands us our narials.

Me: So you are going to be back on the idiot box with KBC!
Amitabh: Yes …….. back to being the Cash waala Santa Claus!!!
Me: Tell me one thing how is your own GK??
Amitabh: GK………what's that??
Me: General knowledge…..chalo anyway I've got the answer!!
Amitabh: Would you like a wild card entry???
Me: No……. isn't KBC your comeback vehicle??
Amitabh: Yes……… for me KBC means……. Knocked-out Bachchan's Comeback.

We hand our narials back to the narial waala for him to take out the malaee or garri.

Me: Why did you enter politics??
Amitabh: Well when Bollywood Stars start realizing that their days are numbered in the Industry they start looking to other careers where they can use their mass appeal and acting talent. And you know politics requires both mass appeal and acting…..in fact many of our Politicians would be very successful in Bollywood!!!
Me: They say Rajiv Gandhi got you into politics!!!
Amitabh: Yes…… but please do not ask me more on this matter as I am now contemplating my autobiography and you can read about this in it!!!
Me: Seems the writing bug has bitten your brother also!!!
Amitabh : ( makes a sour face) Bhai bhai naa rahaa!!!
Me: What is your reaction to his writing a book on you???
Amitabh: My estranged brother writing a book on me…… what else can I say????
Me: He has promised to spill cans and cans of beans!!!
Amitabh : Yes …duly baked and spiced up by him……he can say what he wants but mere paas Ma hai!!!

We walk towards the sea.

Me: In the book Ajitabh says he will reveal the true Amitabh ….also show that you were responsible for the souring of the Gandhi and Bachchan relations!!!
Amitabh: Ajitabh versus Amitabh………whose word will people take???
Me: Could Sonia be egging Ajitabh to write this book...what if the book has a forward by Sonia???
Amitabh: All I can say is that the book is going to boomerang and there will be egg on a lot of faces.

Amitabh takes off his shoes and starts walking in the water.

Me: What magic does Amar Singh have on you and Anil???
Amitabh: Bhai hai hamaara!!!
Me: But this bhai has made you both fight with your asli bhais???
Amitabh: Hogwash….. Amar is a brother in deed!!
Me: Has he got you to wear all those rings you wear on your fingers and on your thumb???
Amitabh: Yes….he is a superstitious guy…….. and is always worrying about me! (shows me his feet) …..see I'm wearing rings on my toes also.
Me: Do you feel Amar is the gatecrasher he is being made out to be???
Amitabh: Gate crasher and Amar…….he has too much class to be a gate crasher…..and one sparrow does not make a summer!!
Me: Yes the Dinner at 10 Janpath is costing him this gate crasher reputation!!
Amitabh: And imagine the next day he had a terrible stomach upset……. in fact he wanted to ask Sonia about the catering but she simply would not take his call!!

We sit on the sand.

Me: Your life has been a roller coaster??
Amitabh : Yes and I have ridden the roller coaster.
Me: What is all this talk about you and Rekha???
Amitabh: Yaar I got too high with bhang in a holi scene in Silsala and Rekha took it that I was latoo on her. When the bhang effect vanished so did I …that is from her side!!!
Me: But where there is smoke there is fire??
Amitabh: And when you are married there is a fire extinguisher known as the wife!!!
Me: Mallika Sharawat says it is her dream to see you running in slow motion!!
Amitabh: Backwards or forwards???
Me: She has the hots for you so you better be careful??
Amitabh: Yaar I am a buddha now…….. if I run she'll get put off when she sees me panting and gasping for breath!!!

A chai waala passes and we both take tea in glasses…..paani kum chai or cutting chai.

Me: They says when you were down and out while travelling you bought a watch and now this watch is a coveted possession???
Amitabh: (showing the watch on his wrist) Yes this is the watch….has shown me bad time and good time!!!
Me: What is your most prized possession???
Amitabh: My sanity!!!
Me: Materialistically !!!
Amitabh: After riding the roller coaster I've realized how worthless things really are!!!
Me: But there must be something!!
Amitabh: Yaar stop hassling me……today if there is one possession that I worry about loosing …it is my hair!!!
Me: Why the colour difference between your goatee and the hair on your head???
Amitabh: Dil toh hai jawan parr abh bodily I am a buddha……. my way of telling the gals that the mind is willing but the body ain't !!!

Amitabh gets up shakes my hand and walks off.

The chai waala who served us tea comes to take the glasses and says, " Gayaa kya lamboo……… salaa mukaddar ka sikandar hai."

I think to myself …….. now there is a Deewar between both bros and hope his estranged bro via his book does not end up making him into a Don or Mr. Natwarlal….because the brother's objective is just this!!!!

Bharat Kumar

- Whispers --- Corporate World -

Chakravorty to be CMD OF Indian Bank

ED of the Punjab National Bank K C Chakraborty is all set to join the Indian Bank as CMD in a couple of weeks.

Is it true ?
Has A M Nail, the aggressive Chairman of L&T made the Employees Trust - a de-facto owner of L&T?. (Watch this space for more information)

Gupta to be FA of DVL

D K Gupta is all set to join the Damodar Valley Corporation as Financial Adviser. His name has been cleared.

Roy resigns

Raman Roy has resigned from the Wipro's BPO.

Madan is President

Sandeep Madan has been appointed President for Indian Operations of the Symphony Data.

Mohapatra joins in Tariff Commission

Ashok Kumar Mohapatra has taken over as Chairman of the Tariff Commission. He is 1971 batch IAS officer of Himachal Pradesh cadre.

Dr Suresh Mehrotra has his lips sealed, if you have any whispers then send it to us
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