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Ashok Chaturvedi to be RAW Chief
In all probability seniormost officer Ashok Chaturvedi will be new
RAW Chief. He is presently Special Director in the organization.
1972 batch empanelment for Secretary level in Aug !
In view of the dozens of Secretary level posts in the GoI falling vacant
in about a year from now, the empanelment of 1972 batch IAS for the
secretary level post is likely to take place in August this year.
Moily to be Chairman of ARC !
Veerappa Moily is likely to be appointed Chairman of the Administrative
Reforms Commission.
Union Ministers at loggerheads
Two Union Ministers, Natwar Singh and Mani Shankar Iyer, both former
IFS officers, are not seeing eye to eye these days. The former is reported
to have scuttled the latter's move to appoint an Ambassador of his choice
in an oil rich West African country.
Eight vacancies in SC by year end
As many as eight posts of judges are going to fall vacant in the Supreme
Court by the end of this year.
Tenure of Rawat to expire
Deputation tenure of Alok Rawat, Joint Secretary - Road Transport,
in the Government of India will expire on Wednesday. He is 1978 batch
IAS officer of Sikkim cadre.
Sinha is back to UP
Umesh Sinha is back to the parent Uttar Pradesh cadre after completion
of foreign assignment. He is 1986 batch IAS officer.
Jharkhand DGP to retire this month
Jharkhand DGP, S M Cairae, is superannuating by this month end. He
is 1967 batch IPS officer.
IPS changes in TamilNadu
S V Venkatakrishnan has been appointed CVO of the TamilNadu Cooperative
Milk Producers Federation.Seema Agrawal will be new DIG Administration.P
V Philip has been made DIG Training.
Can the CBEC justify these transfers and postings ?
The recently issued transfer and postings order by the CBEC for the
post of Commissioners had some very notable exceptions. Can the CBEC
say that everything is as per rules ? Examples :-
1. Anant Padmanabhan, 1981 batch, Chennai
2. Ms. Lipika Roychaudhury Majumdar, 1977 batch, Kolkata
3. Sanjeev Sachdeva, 1981 batch, Delhi
4. Rashida Hussain, 1978 batch, Delhi
5. A.K.Gupta, 1981 batch, Delhi
6. Harjinder Singh, 1978 batch, Nagpur
7. Indrajit Dasgupta, 1982 batch, Mumbai
8. S.D.Majumdar, 1974 batch, Pune
Additional Commissioners :-
1. A.K.Jyotishi, 1986 batch
2. A.K.Jain, 1987 batch,
3. Himanshu Gupta, 1987 batch,
4. V.K.Varma, 1987 batch,
5. Ms. Ranjana Jha, 1987 batch
6. C.L.Mahar, 1987 batch
7. J.P.Singh, 1987 batch
8. Ms. Mallika Arya, 1988 batch
9. Alok Tiwari, 1988 batch
10. Ms. Neeta Lal Butalia, 1988 batch
11. Pramod Kumar, 1988 batch
12. .P.K.Singh, 1988 batch
13. Rajiv Talwar, 1988 batch
14. . Suresh Kishnani, 1988 batch
Why the high-profile IAS was shifted in Maharashtra ?
Why did the Maharashtra Government shift a high profile IAS officer
to an insignificant post? It is learnt that serious complaints had been
made to the Prime Minister and the CVC against the officer.
James is Member of NCERT
Janey James Vice Chancellor of MG University,Kerala has been appointed
Member of the NCERT.
Clean chit to Subramanian
Bihar Government has given clean chit to former Chief Secretary K A
H Subramanian in the flood relief scam.
IMAGINARY INTERVIEW
AMITABH BACCHAN
I usually take a walk on Juhu Beach in the morning. Amitabh comes for
a walk disguised and though he feels he has disguised himself all the
regulars recognize him but play along with him and feign ignorance.
The other day I stopped at a narial paani vend and asked the vendor
to give me a garri or malaee waala narial. I heard a booming voice say,
" Muhje bhi" and I turned around and it was Amitabh in his
disguise.
Me: Would you like me to continue the charade or can I recognize you??
Amitabh: (surprised) You recognized me???
Me: Of course
and practically all the regulars also recognize you!!
Amitabh: And I thought I was a good actor
you guys beat me
any day!!!
The narial waala hands us our narials.
Me: So you are going to be back on the idiot box with KBC!
Amitabh: Yes
.. back to being the Cash waala Santa Claus!!!
Me: Tell me one thing how is your own GK??
Amitabh: GK
what's that??
Me: General knowledge
..chalo anyway I've got the answer!!
Amitabh: Would you like a wild card entry???
Me: No
. isn't KBC your comeback vehicle??
Amitabh: Yes
for me KBC means
. Knocked-out
Bachchan's Comeback.
We hand our narials back to the narial waala for him to take out the
malaee or garri.
Me: Why did you enter politics??
Amitabh: Well when Bollywood Stars start realizing that their days are
numbered in the Industry they start looking to other careers where they
can use their mass appeal and acting talent. And you know politics requires
both mass appeal and acting
..in fact many of our Politicians would
be very successful in Bollywood!!!
Me: They say Rajiv Gandhi got you into politics!!!
Amitabh: Yes
but please do not ask me more on this matter
as I am now contemplating my autobiography and you can read about this
in it!!!
Me: Seems the writing bug has bitten your brother also!!!
Amitabh : ( makes a sour face) Bhai bhai naa rahaa!!!
Me: What is your reaction to his writing a book on you???
Amitabh: My estranged brother writing a book on me
what
else can I say????
Me: He has promised to spill cans and cans of beans!!!
Amitabh : Yes
duly baked and spiced up by him
he can
say what he wants but mere paas Ma hai!!!
We walk towards the sea.
Me: In the book Ajitabh says he will reveal the true Amitabh
.also
show that you were responsible for the souring of the Gandhi and Bachchan
relations!!!
Amitabh: Ajitabh versus Amitabh
whose word will people
take???
Me: Could Sonia be egging Ajitabh to write this book...what if the book
has a forward by Sonia???
Amitabh: All I can say is that the book is going to boomerang and there
will be egg on a lot of faces.
Amitabh takes off his shoes and starts walking in the water.
Me: What magic does Amar Singh have on you and Anil???
Amitabh: Bhai hai hamaara!!!
Me: But this bhai has made you both fight with your asli bhais???
Amitabh: Hogwash
.. Amar is a brother in deed!!
Me: Has he got you to wear all those rings you wear on your fingers
and on your thumb???
Amitabh: Yes
.he is a superstitious guy
.. and is always
worrying about me! (shows me his feet)
..see I'm wearing rings
on my toes also.
Me: Do you feel Amar is the gatecrasher he is being made out to be???
Amitabh: Gate crasher and Amar
.he has too much class to
be a gate crasher
..and one sparrow does not make a summer!!
Me: Yes the Dinner at 10 Janpath is costing him this gate crasher reputation!!
Amitabh: And imagine the next day he had a terrible stomach upset
.
in fact he wanted to ask Sonia about the catering but she simply would
not take his call!!
We sit on the sand.
Me: Your life has been a roller coaster??
Amitabh : Yes and I have ridden the roller coaster.
Me: What is all this talk about you and Rekha???
Amitabh: Yaar I got too high with bhang in a holi scene in Silsala and
Rekha took it that I was latoo on her. When the bhang effect vanished
so did I
that is from her side!!!
Me: But where there is smoke there is fire??
Amitabh: And when you are married there is a fire extinguisher known
as the wife!!!
Me: Mallika Sharawat says it is her dream to see you running in slow
motion!!
Amitabh: Backwards or forwards???
Me: She has the hots for you so you better be careful??
Amitabh: Yaar I am a buddha now
.. if I run she'll get put
off when she sees me panting and gasping for breath!!!
A chai waala passes and we both take tea in glasses
..paani kum
chai or cutting chai.
Me: They says when you were down and out while travelling you bought
a watch and now this watch is a coveted possession???
Amitabh: (showing the watch on his wrist) Yes this is the watch
.has
shown me bad time and good time!!!
Me: What is your most prized possession???
Amitabh: My sanity!!!
Me: Materialistically !!!
Amitabh: After riding the roller coaster I've realized how worthless
things really are!!!
Me: But there must be something!!
Amitabh: Yaar stop hassling me
today if there is one possession
that I worry about loosing
it is my hair!!!
Me: Why the colour difference between your goatee and the hair on your
head???
Amitabh: Dil toh hai jawan parr abh bodily I am a buddha
.
my way of telling the gals that the mind is willing but the body ain't
!!!
Amitabh gets up shakes my hand and walks off.
The chai waala who served us tea comes to take the glasses and says,
" Gayaa kya lamboo
salaa mukaddar ka sikandar
hai."
I think to myself
.. now there is a Deewar between both
bros and hope his estranged bro via his book does not end up making
him into a Don or Mr. Natwarlal
.because the brother's objective
is just this!!!!
Bharat Kumar
- Whispers --- Corporate World -
Chakravorty to be CMD OF Indian Bank
ED of the Punjab National Bank K C Chakraborty is all set to join the
Indian Bank as CMD in a couple of weeks.
Is it true ?
Has A M Nail, the aggressive Chairman of L&T made the Employees
Trust - a de-facto owner of L&T?. (Watch this space for more
information)
Gupta to be FA of DVL
D K Gupta is all set to join the Damodar Valley Corporation as Financial
Adviser. His name has been cleared.
Roy resigns
Raman Roy has resigned from the Wipro's BPO.
Madan is President
Sandeep Madan has been appointed President for Indian Operations of
the Symphony Data.
Mohapatra joins in Tariff Commission
Ashok Kumar Mohapatra has taken over as Chairman of the Tariff Commission.
He is 1971 batch IAS officer of Himachal Pradesh cadre.
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