Why don't you become Home Minister ?

One senior leader of the opposition approached Lalu Yadav with a proposal to join third front and become Home Minister.Guess the name of the leader?.

Haryana Chief Secretary to continue

Haryana Chief Secretary, Sunil Ahuja, is not being changed.1967 batch IAS officer, Ahuja, is scheduled to superannuate on June 30.

IAS changes in Uttar Pradesh

Ajay Chauhan will be Bagpat DM.Manish Chauhan has been appointed DM of Jalaun.Tarkeshwar Nath Singh has been made DM Sant Kabir Nagar.

Couto to be Adviser in Goa

Former bureaucrat Alban Couto is being tipped to be Adviser to the Goa Governor.

Arun Pathak is Adviser to Bihar Governor

Former Bihar Chief Secretary Arun Pathak has been appointed Adviser to the Bihar Governor.He is retired 1959 batch IAS officer.

IAS changes in TamilNadu

Jatindranath Swain will now be Commissioner Technical Education.Ashish Vachehani has been made Deputy Secretary Finance.V Rangraj has been moved to the TamilNadu Minerals Corporation as MD.

Prasad is ICFRI' DG

G K Prasad has taken over as new DG of the ICFRI. He is 1970 batch Indian Forests Service Officer.

1978 batch IAS is PS in Maharashtra

Four 1978 batch IAS officers Mssrs J M Phatak, J S Saharia, R B Kanade and T K Thekkara have been promoted to the rank of Principal Secretary in Maharashtra.1976 batch IAS officer Ratnaraj G Bansod has also been given PS rank.

Jha is POTA Review Committee Member

Retired IPS officer, R C Jha, has been appointed Member of the POTA Review Committee.

Retired IAS officer lodges complaint against CS

Krishnalal Negi, 1971 batch IAS officer, who retired last week has reportedly lodged a complaint against Karnataka Chief Secretary K K Mishra .

Sunder Pal is Media Adviser in Haryana

Sunder Pal has been appointed Media Adviser to the new Haryana Chief Minister.

Nagaland Governor removes ADCs

Nagaland Governor is reported to have removed both his ADCs and is looking for new faces from the Police and the Army.

Training Course for ISS officers

A Training Course in Application of IT on Dissemination of Official Statistics is going to be held in UNSIAP, Japan during May 5-July 13. This course is meant for those statisticians and programmers in statistical organizations who have the experience in the usage of computers and statistical software packages. Grapevine has it that MOS&PI without getting this circular widely and timely circulated nominated in its own hushush manner. Seniors who have wide experience on computer usage and have never got a chance of getting such foreign training are ignored.

Kalyan Rudra is no more

Former DGP of Haryana Kalyan Rudra has died in Chandigarh on Monday.

Pandian is Vice Chancellor

Cynthia Pandian, professor and head, Department of Education, University of Madras has been appointed Vice-Chancellor of Manonmaniam Sundaranar University, Tirunelveli.

M K Narayanan bereaved

M.K. Kalyanikutty Ammal, mother of National Security Adviser M.K. Narayanan has passed away in Bangalore. She was 92.

FORUM

Governor should have ensured that the Vote of Confidence was held at the earliest……but he has not done so,
So Soren's line Razi continues toe!!!!

Now Soren and Congress can try to get the numbers via make and break politics……not right!!!!
In the numbers game now Soren is using Government might!!!

Razi should have ordered Vote of Confidence to be undertaken within 72 hours……faster the better,
All this buying and selling he should have tried to fetter.

But then he is an obedient soldier of the Congress ……On Congress Duty,
And then he tries to show that he is being impartial…..real beauty!!!!

Now Soren is opening cases against NDA leaders left and right,
Forgets that might is not right but right has the might!!!!

And relatives of the five independents are being hounded,
To make them put pressure on the Independents they are being pounded.

In the numbers game now Munda says that NDA has two more,
So then Soren should know in the Confidence Vote what is in store????

In fact Sonia and Razi have literally made India look like a Banana Republic,
Where there is no credence to the mandate of the Public!!!

In Bihar now President's Rule is sure,
What any good Doctor would have prescribed……effective cure!!!

However Laloo wants that the Rabdi Sarkaar should be made the caretaker Sarkaar,
Somehow wrangle a jeeth from a haar!!!

Both RJD and BJP are bad mouthing Paswan for imposition of President's Rule in Bihar,
Paswan advises if they are so worried why don't BJP and RJD come together to form a Sarkaar????

Laloo says that Paswan is a pendulum ….Paswan says that Laloo is like a watch that does not work,
With President's rule both have become idle and at each other's expense quip quirk after quirk.

KPS Gill is tipped to be the advisor to Governor of Bihar,
So now Biharis should get ready for police ki maar!!!!

From Laloo the goonda now it will be KPS the policing goon…..one and the same thing,
Both in their ways public ko karthe hai sting!!!!

This is the time that Bihar should be given by the book and efficient Advisors….healing touch,
After fifteen years of Goon and his Moll's rule this is needed very much!!!

Unless Congress wants to use the dandaa and mass graves to bring in Bihar law and order,
Order by Police ka disorder!!!

However Laloo now wants rule of Sahib (himself) Biwi ( Rabdi) and Gulaams ( his appointed advisors),
To Sonia has forwarded/recommended a list of naams (names).

But Congress does not want Laloo's men back in the saddle…..indirect rule,
So to Laloo's recommendation list Congress will play it cool!!!

Now will Laloo the ally show his fangs……..his bite and hiss are the same???
Will now raise the stakes in the power game!!!!

Laloo is a rattlesnake and will rattle before he bites…. started to rattle and will very soon bite,
Some say Laloo is getting ready for a fight!!!

But Laloo should realize that whether the knife falls on the melon or vice versa it is the melon which gets hurt,
If you ask me all that Laloo can do now is fire empty cartridges…..just blurt!!!

In Haryana Hooda is at present like a Rodeo rider getting onto the horse,
But Congressis should remember that with him is the 'Force'.

Bhajan knows he has lost the war though he says it was only a battle,
His not being made CM is continuing to rattle!!!!

SP is breathing easy,
Congress was bent on sacking SP Sarkaar and this was making Mulayam and Amar queasy.

But now after the all India hue and cry on Congress Governors playing politics SP feels Congress will think twice,
Though some also say that talks between Congress and Amar are progressing real nice.

Is India hell bent on spoiling its image in Pakistan…..first Laloo, then Surjeet and now Amrinder???
Why are we sending to Pakistan bundar after bundar????

What does Amrinder want….. another tractor or horse????
Actually now he wants a herd of Dumbaas ( sheep) says an inside source!!!

His new beta-noire Brar is hollering at the top of his voice that Amrinder is targeting the pro Sonia lobby in Punjab,
Though Amrinder terms this as Brar's verbal julaab (loose motions)!!!

And now even Bhattal has sided with Brar……..anti Amrinder lobby raising its head,
At Amrinder centralizing power with himself quite a few Congressis are seeing red!!!

Hulka Fulka

Vir Singhvi feels that freedom of speech means you can abuse any religion or community in public,
This is Vir Singhvi's Pseudo Secular Republic!!!

He feels we should be thick skinned and spineless,
Nothing should oppress!!!

So Singhvi wants Indians to become Pseudo zombies……. no spine and just a funny bone!!!
So he can crack personal jokes in your face and you cannot not moan or groan!!!

Confucius says…….In a Democracy right of speech is counter balanced by right to sue.
He continues……If I use my right of speech to berate you or your religion or belief you have your rights too.

Flash……Munda has gone to Court on Razi calling Shibu to form Government……der aaye par durust aaye,
Because Razi ne kiyaa all democratic norms ko defy!!!!

And on March 14 SC will hear Pannikar's petition,
Pannikar's Lawyers will let the SC know Goa Governor's acts of Omission and Commission!!!

Bharat Kumar

Shanbhag quits

T V Shanbhag,Chief Controller of Chartering in the Ministry of Shipping has quit the job.He is reportedly joining the private sector.

Abbasi nominated CPCET Director

The Union Ministry of Water Resources has nominated S. A. Abbasi, Director, Centre for Pollution and Energy Technology (CPCET), Pondicherry University, as a member of the Indian National Committee on Hydrology.

Committee of SEBI

Jagdish Capoor, Former Deputy Governor, Reserve Bank of India and Chairman HDFC Bank has been appointed chairman of the committee set up by the SEBI. Other members include C. B. Bhave, A. K. Narayan, Deena Mehta, A. P. Kurian and Prithvi Haldea.