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Y K Singh

A K D Jadhav is Secretary Mines

A K D Jadhav has been appointed Secretary Mines in the Government of India.He is 1970 batch IAS officer of Maharashtra cadre.
( We said this on May 6 )

Gauri Chhatterji is Special Secretary Power

Ms Gauri Chhatterjee has been appointed Special Secretary Power in the Government of India. She is 1971 batch IAS officer of West Bengal cadre.
( We said this on May 4 )

Sunila Basant is Secretary Drinking Water

Sunila Basant has been appointed Secretary Drinking Water Programme in the Government of India. She is 1970 batch IAS officer of Jharkhand cadre.

R N Das promoted as Secretary

Rabi Narain Das Enforcement Director has been promoted to the rank of Secretary in the Government of India. He is 1971 batch IAS officer of Gujarat cadre.

Ahmad takes over as CISF DG

Syed Iftikar Sultan Ahmed, a 1970-batch Bengal cadre IPS officer, has taken over as the Central Industrial Security Force (CISF ) DG
( We said this on April 15 ).

TN bureaucracy divided

The bureaucracy in Tamil Nadu is these days said to be divided vertically between the pro-DMK and pro-AIADMK.

Tenure of Rajnish Goyal to expire today

Central deputation tenure of Rajnish Goyal, Director, Fertilisers and Chemicals, will expire today. He is 1986 batch IAS officer of Karnataka cadre.

IAS reshuffle in AP next week

A major bureaucratic reshuffle is expected to take place in Andhra Pradesh next week.

Is IPS officer sidelined in Punjab Raj Bhawan ?

It is discussed in the corridors of power that an IPS officer who is the second ADC to the Punjab Governor has almost been sidelined and the entire reigns of power lies with the Military ADC only. Is this true ?.

Bureaucratic reshuffle likely in Chhattisgarh

Bureaucratic reshuffle is expected to take place in Chhattisgarh in a week or two.

Post of Financial Commissioner abolished in UP

Post of Financial Commissioner has been abolished in Uttar Pradesh.

New Chairman of RRB

1983 BATCH IRME officer A. Inbarasu has taken over as chairman, Railway Recruitment Board, Thiruvananthapuram.

IPS changes in Kerala

V. V. Mohanan,will now be Assistant Director, Kerala Police Academy, Thrissur. V M. V. Somadundran has been posted as SP, VACB, Ernakulam. M. Sugathan, SP, VACB Special Cell, Thiruvananthapuram, will replace S. Sreejith as SP, Kollam. Sreejith has been posted as SP, Kottayam. T. P. Rajagopalanh battalion, will replace T. Chandran as SP, Pathanamthitta. Chandran has been made SP, Thrissur. Varghese George, SP, VACB, Kottayam, has been posted as SP, Alapuzha, in place of Mahipal Yadav who will now be SP in the Crime Branch CID headquarters, Thiruvananthapuram. M. Wahad will be SP, Ernakulam rural. Jayaprakash has been moved as SP, Palakkad. M. Padmanabhan, has been appointed SP, Wayanad. Jose George who will now be SP, VACB, Kottayam. T. Sreesukan, will be SP, Kasaragod. T. Vikram, SP, Thrissur, has been posted as SP, VACB, special cell, Thiruvananthapuram. T. M. Aboobacker has been shifted as SP, Kozhikode rural. le T. J. Jose, SP,will now be Commandant, KAP fifth battalion, Maniyar.

CBI raids IAS officer's residence

CBI officers have searched the residence of V. Candavelou in Chennai. He is 1997 batch IAS officer of UT cadre.

Rear Admiral Contractor moves to Mumbai

Rear Admiral R F Contractor is moving to Mumbai to take charge as Flag Officer Commanding Western Fleet.

Rear Admiral Singh is Chief of Southern NC

Rear Admiral Rajender Singh has taken over as the Chief of Staff of the Southern Naval Command.

FORUM
Aaj Ki Aawaz

Nervousness amongst Politicians and Bureaucrats is rampant in Patna,
They are expecting a ghatna!!!!

Ghatna……..IT and VB have made list of Politicians and Bureaucrats under doubt,
Raids on people who have misused their position ka clout!!!

Politicians and Bureaucrats who live beyond their known income …… have really prospered,
Sarkaar ka paisa who have personally coffered!!!

Made money while Bihar slumped…….they prospered while Bihar went from bad to worse,
And investigation goes back two decades to find out who who stuffed apna apna purse!!!

The ex CM of Laloo Land should be first on this list and then should come her brothers,
Get the kingpins and then they can go for the others!!!

Now they say that the amount involved in Floodgate is many times more,
Bihar has lived up to the 8% lore!!!

400 crores was released for Flood Relief and only 8 % has reached the affected,
Balance en-route was dubiously deflected!!!

But they say matter will be hushed up as Centre does not want to ruffle Laloo,
So on this matter Centre will via various measures just taloo ( postpone)!!!

FSL report…one more reason for Manmohan (Man) to give Laloo the boot,
One more reason for BJP on Laloo being booted to toot!!!

Law Minister Bhardwaj says that he cannot understand the hullabaloo on removal of tainted,
Tried his best to cover up……..on the taint he arduously painted!!!

Cited the Law and said tainted need not be removed,
Law Minister being the tainted lots advocate…from Law Ministry he should be moved!!!

People did not expect an honest man like Man to include tainted in his Cabinet,
On this matter Man is making his honesty hibernate!!

Manmohan accused the NDA of duplicity…says lets thrash out everything on floor of house,
But seems he is missing NDA's grouse!!!

NDA says that UPA is undermining discussions in the House,
Opposition's opposition in the House UPA tries to douse!!!

Discussions are held with people who want to talk and thrash things out,
But Laloo and gang resort to verbal thrashing that is the hallmark of every lout!!!

And then Somnath Da feels that only those on the Treasury benches have right to speak,
And when Treasury benchers verbally slap Opposition he expects them to turn the other cheek!!!

Jaitley says that system is being subverted to protect the tarnished,
For Laloo his rot is being carefully varnished!!!!

IT Tribunal has quashed 25 cases against Laloo……. bulk quashing,
Justice taking its course is being made to stop in its steps…….justice ki squashing!!!

Jaitley says that Presumption of Innocence is just a big farce behind which this Sarkaar is hiding,
And not doing probity ki biding!!!

After Man's appeal BJP met at Vajpayee's house and decided to continue with boycott,
And boycott ke liye explanation for their constituents have been given to the BJP lot!!!!

Boycott because Sarkaar has turned deaf and shouts Opposition down,
And all this just to protect Laloo the villainous clown!!!

So Government has decided not to table Nanawati Report in this session…scared!!!
As the then Congress Government's role and role of Congressmen will been bared!!

And now they are working on a selective release in the Monsoon session……release only friendly portions!!!
Will go down in history as one of Justice's biggest distortions!!!

Congress is undertaking a 100 day protest against SP Sarkaar misrule ,
Actually 100 Days of crying that in UP there should be Congress rule!!!

This is also Project paint SP black……and apne aap ko karna whiten,
They feel that now their chances in UP will brighten!!!

BJP is losing Leaders in UP …… quite a few joined Congress and SP,
Why two have even have joined BSP!!!

Hulka Fulka

Seems Batra has enforced a penalty stroke on KPS Gill,
Batra has said that apni pocket Gill kar raha hai fill!!!

Gill has called for elections……for sake of Indian Hockey hope he looses,
So that he can go back to pinching bottoms after he boozes!!!

Because when he is in his senses he just winks,
And if the Lady takes objection then he says that what she saw was involuntary blinks!!!

Weekend is here…….. Go to the Hills if you can and enjoy nature at its best,
If you can't fill your room with flowers and switch on ac to full blast and to your imagination leave the rest!!!
Bharat Kumar

Jain is Director (Technical ) NTPC

R. K. Jain, Executive Director (NCR) has been appointed Director (Technical ) of the National Thermal Power Corporation (NTPC).

Khattar re-appointed MD of Maruti

Jagdish Khattar has been re-appointed as Managing Director of the Maruti Udyog Ltd. for a period of three years or till he attains the age of 65, whichever is earlier. His present term is due to expire on May 29.

Kamath gets three years another term

Chairman of the ICICI bank K V Kamath has been given another three years term.

Singh is part-time Director IDBI

Analjit Singh has been appointed as part-time non-official director on the board of industrial development bank of India (IDBI).He is Executive Chairman of Max India.

Rail Vikas Nigam wants Dy GM

Rail Vikas Nigam, Delhi, has sought the services of the IRPS officers for three years on deputation for the post of Deputy General Manager.

Bhat appointed Director NRCC

Gopalakrishna Bhat has been appointed Director of the National Research Centre for Cashew (NRCC), Puttur.

Joshi resigns from United Western Bank

S V Joshi has resigned from the board of the United Western Bank.

Indian is CFO White House

Gopal Khanna an NRI has been appointed the Chief Financial Officer of the Executive Office of the US President George Bush.