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Kalyan Nag

Poornalingam to retire

Secretary Textiles in the Government of India, R Poornalangim, is superannuating by this month end. He is 1970 batch IAS officer of TamilNadu cadre.

Indian astrology and President Musharraf

President Musharraf of Pakistan will soon be facing the toughest challenge of his career. Not because of the American displeasure. His domestic manipulation and calculations are going awry. And the Indian astrologers say, the General will be soon at his wits end to handle the torrential forces likely to rise against him.

Justice Shah is CJ of Madras High Court

The President has appointed Ajit Prakash Shah, Judge of the Bombay High Court, as the Chief Justice of the Madras High Court.
( We said this on October 14 )

Tenure of Saberwal to expire

Deputation tenure of K K Saberwal, Director Finance, is coming to an end on Sunday. He is 1985 batch Indian Railway Accounts Service Officer.

Justice Nayak is CJ of Chhattisgarh HC

The President has appointed Justice Subray Rama Nayak Judge of the Karnataka High Court as the Chief Justice of the Chhattisgarh High Court .
( We said this on September 26 )

IAS changes in Maharashtra

R A Rajiv has gone as MD of Cotton Growers' Federation In Mumbai from Milk federation Mumbai.T S Bandari has replaced Ramesh Ubale and joined as Divisional Commissioner Mumbai.

Dr Jharwal joins GoI

Dr SM Jharwal has joined the Ministry of Agriculture, Directorate of Economics and Statistics as ESA. He is from Indian Economics Services.

Jaya Kumar is back to Sikkim

K Jaya Kumar who was on deputation to the Government of India is back to the parent Sikkim cadre.On return 1987 batch IAS officer Jaya Kumar has been posted as Commissioner cum Secretary IT .

Saxena promoted in Haryana

Sunil Kumar Saxena has been promoted to the rank of Principal Secretary in Haryana. He is 1979 batch IAS officer.

IAS changes likely in Maharashtra

K Shivaji is likely to go as Commissioner Industries Mumbai. Subrato Ratho presently Additional Municipal Commissioner Mumbai likely to go as Divisional Commissioner Nashik.

Darda praises Udaipur

CBDT Chief MS Darda recently visited Udaipur. Udaipur has exceeded the average all India tax collections by 64%.P.K.Misra 1971 batch CCIT heading Udaipur was applauded for his efforts by the Chairman and is extremely happy with the performance of the commisserate.

IAS changes in Sikkim

M G Kiran is new Secretary Information and Public Relations. Girmee Goparma has been made Secretary Social Justice. B P Pradhan has been appointed Secretary Culture. K P Adhikari will be Secretary Personnel.

New judges of Bombay High Court

The President has appointed Justice Sudhakar Bhimrao Deshmukh, Justice Abhay Shreeniwas Oka, Justice Kishor Jayram Rohee, Justice Shrikant Raghunath Sathe, Justice Gaikwad Maroti Ganpati, Justice Anoop V. Mohta, Justice Satyaranjan Chandrashekhar Dharmadhikari and Justice Bhushan Ramkrishna Gavai, Additional Judges of the Bombay High Court.

Balabhaskar is Passport officer

B. Balabhaskar, Joint Secretary, External Affairs Ministry has been appointed Regional Passport Officer, Hyderabad.

Harish Kumar is back to Haryana

Harish Kumar is back to the parent Haryana cadre.On his return 1977 batch IPS officer Harish Kumar has been appointed IG HAP.

Former AP Chief Secretary is no more

Former Andhra Pradesh Chief Secretary A. Krishnaswami is no more. He was 85.

Aaj Ki Aawaz

They says Andy is singing like a bird,
DRI officials where shocked on what they heard!!!

Seems many Politicians son's are involved…. many fathers will groan,
Aur kuch apne sons ko karre ge disown.

They say Hawaala ka hooaa tha istamaal,
From there to here and from here to there to shift maal!!

Andy lied in camera glare that he visited Iraq only twice,
Visited Iraq 25 times when all this guplaa took place… also made money via sale of rice!!!!

Seems Amrinder's son Tikku 'Intranet' is in trouble,
Andy ne burst kiya uss ka bubble!!!

Jagat and Andy were part of the 'elite youngsters' trying to make a fast buck,
And on account of Andy's revelations many 'elite youngsters' will get stuck!!

Vitol has linked Nut and Congress…. issued LCs for both,
Now Nut will question Sonia ke siraf mujhe kyon karr rahe ho loath???

Vitol is the known entity …. but there are many unknown ones which are not on Volcker's list,
These are the faceless wonders which are surrounded in mist!!!!

And Congress's 'friendly' Commission is a toothless one,
Is not allowed to bark or bite…. quietly work has to be done!!!

What a fool Congress has made of itself… clean chits, suing UN and lies,
Congress for its foolish responses has to answer to many 'whys'!!!!

The general opinion now is that Nut should be made into an outsider,
Fear that Jagat may spill the beans is the only rider!!!

Nut says that he has told his son to tape his gob and go underground,
Has warned him that in the Media from his gob he does not want to hear a sound!!!!

Nut's way to blackmail,
Has indirectly let Congress know if Congressis continue to step on his tail!!!

In Bihar Paswan still boasts that in Government formation or non- formation he will play a major role,
But insiders say this time formation of Sarkaar is Paswan's goal!!

They say if Sonia makes it worth it he is willing to join hands with Laloo,
And keep in samosas aloo!!!

But ground reality is that Nitish is going to be pretty close to the magic mark,
Rallies show NDA is the favourite…… aur Laloo mein there is no bite only bark!!!

Nitish should tell Biharis …. Press EVM button and it will beep,
And rejoice because with every beep Laloo ka Vote bank ho raha hai seep!!!

In the final phase NDA has resorted to campaigning that can be equated to carpet fire,
Whereas UPA campaign is more like a 'without hawaa' tire!!!

When Manmohan praised Laloo a Bihari shouted, " Matth bolon jhoot",
"Tumhare pe humaara barosa jayegaa toot"!!

Manmohan if he could would have responded, " Mein nahi hoo jhoota",
" Aaj kal aap logh kya mujh se meraa apna zameer bhi hai roota"!!!!

And now Sonia is to campaign in Bihar….. no use!!!
Kyon ki Laloo ka bulb already ho gaya hai fuse!!!!

Why is she putting her tyaag at stake,
Because if she praises Laloo Biharis are going to say even her tyaag was a fake!!!

So why doesn't she sham a bout of laryngitis and save face,
Get out of this corner with grace!!!

YSR Reddy aka 'You Should say Rajiv' Reddy will end up renaming AP as Rajiv Pradesh,
Because of his Rajiv renaming spree this is the sandesh!!!

But this must be pleasing Sonia and that is why he is doing so,
Would not have had the guts to do so if Sonia had said no!!!

'Enforced' naming is like forced Salaam,
So Sonia should make stop Reddy from putting on everything Rajiv's naam!!

Hulka Fulka

( Spoof of Master Credit Card ad on TV)

Natkhat Natwar bann gaya telli (dealer in oil).

Ticket to Baghdad Rs. 26,000 via credit card
Stay in Baghdad Rs. 1,25,000 via credit card
Shopping in Baghdad Rs. 1,30,000 via credit card

Ghoos to Saddam $ 700,000 cash

Ghoos has to paid in cash for everything else there is Master Card!!!

Bharat Kumar

aaj_ki_aawaz@yahoo.com

Whispers --- Corporate World -

Nirula is head in ICICI Bank

Ramni Nirula has been appointed head of Corporate Banking of ICICI Bank. He would succeed Balaji Swaminathan.

IAS is also MD of Bank in Sikkim

K Jaya Kumar has been given additional charge of MD, State Bank of Sikkim. He is 1987 batch IAS officer.

Chopra is GM - Marketing in United India Insurance

Union Ministry of Finance has appointed V S Chopra, general manager, Marketing, United India Insurance Co Ltd, as functional director in the Company.

Sen joins Mudra

Soumitra Sen has joined the MUDRA as the President of Brand Therapist.