What people say about us -

Problem may come for "Haywards 2000 & 5000" but you must take it as a "Royal Challenge",Otherwise people will call you as "Old Monk" and stick to a "Black Label" on you.You must fight like a "Napolean",live like a "Bagpiper".Walk the Talk like a "Johney Walker".Work till 8 PM ,until you become a "Director Special" and be a "NO 1" "Legend".
3 Cheers to the Super Journalist whose source of information is a "Mystery" and a role model for CBI-FBI & KGB.

Akhilesh Bhargava

Shamim to be JS Textiles

Qaiser Shamim is all set to join as Joint Secretary Textiles in the Government of India. He is 1974 batch IRS (IT) officer.

Half a dozen names added !

About half a dozen names are reported to have been added in the list of empanelment of 1972 batch IAS officers to the rank of Secretary in the Government of India.They include Mssrs Dr D Subbarao ,Manjulika Gautam,Ravi Dhingra,T Nand Kumar and Dr Kuldip Saini.

Four dozen 1975 batch IAS officers shortlisted

About four dozen 1975 batch IAS officers have been short-listed for the empanelment to the rank of Additional Secretary in the Government of India. Empanelment meeting is expected to take place early next week

Vikarm Shrivastava to be ADG SSB

Vikram Shrivastava is being appointed ADG in the SSB.He is 1971 batch IPS officer of Uttar Pradesh cadre.

Mittal to return

Alok Kumar Mittal SP CBI is expected to return to the parent Haryana cadre by this month end. He is 1993 batch IPS officer.

Kaushik to be shifted ?

Grapevine has it that Ahemdabad Police Commissioner K R Kaushik is being changed. He is 1972 batch IPS officer.

Who scuttled Behura's posting ?

1973 batch Uttar Pradesh cadre IAS officer Siddharth Behura was all set to join the Government of India as Additional Secretary Forests and Environment.Some invisible forces however,scuttled the proposal in the PMO.Who are the forces?.

Ms Chaudhry to be relieved today

Ms Meenaxi Anand Chaudhry Secretary Sports and Youth Welfare is being relieved today by the Government of India. 1969 batch IAS officer Ms Chaudhry is taking over as Chief Secretary of Haryana.

IPS changes in Bihar

Half a dozen SPs have been shifted in Bihar.New postings are :- Mssrs Paresh Saxena Saharsa,Bhrigu Shrivastava Madhepura,D N Gupta Banka,Praveen Vashistha Sitamarhi ,K M Lal Katihar and Kamleshwar Manjhi SAF.

Shankar Narayanan is Secretary Coordination

Shankar Narayanan has taken over as Secretary Coordination in the Government of India. 1970 batch Madhya Pradesh cadre IAS officer Shankar Narayanan was earlier Chairman of the Inland Waterways Authority.

K P Singh is Secretary Defence Production

Special Secretary Home K P Singh will be new Secretary Defence Production.He is 1971 batch IAS officer of Karnataka cadre.He would succeed Dhanendra Kumar who is joining the World Bank as ED.

Rahul Sareen is Chairman IWAI

Rahul Sareen has been appointed Chairman of the Inland Waterways Authority of India.He is 1974 batch IAS officer of Jharkhand cadre.

M K Khanna promoted

M K Khanna has been promoted to the rank of Additional Secretary in the Ministry of Panchayati Raj. He is 1974 batch IAS officer of Rajasthan cadre.

Rastogi is now AS Defence

P K Rastogi has been promoted to the rank of Additional Secretary in the Ministry of Defence. He is 1974 batch IAS officer of Andhra Pradesh cadre.

Acharya is AS Urban Development

S M Acharya has been appointed Additional Secretary Urban Development.He is 1974 batch IAS officer of Karnataka cadre.

Ashok Kumar to head Drug Pricing Authority

Ashok Kumar will head the Drug Pricing Authority. He is 1974 batch IAS officer of Bihar cadre.

Aaj Ki Aaawaz

Ulti Ganga….. Congress giving ghoos…. kya ho saktha hai aisa????
Kyon ki Volcker report confirms that Congress ne diya Saddam ko ghoos mein paisa!!!

Both Natwar and Congress got oil vouchers and they used these and paid Saddam a surcharge,
Flouting UN sanctions Saddma ne kiya tha yeh surcharge charge!!!

Fact is out of power Congress and Natwar were on the make,
Aur iss liye Saddam se yeh oil vouchers kiye unno ne take!!

And then to pay Saddam ghoos they used Natwar's son's friend Andy,
Arre bhai for such work friends only come handy!!!

Imagine Western World's reaction that Congress and Natwar are involved in such work,
Seems Natwar got Congress into this mess…. Nutty jerk!!!

Nut has to go….. MEA cannot be seen in such a light,
For many Nations now Nut is not a very pretty sight!!!

Had to happen…. Uma has gone all out for Diggy Raja,
Alleged that to humour an Italian woman he is bajaoing Indian women ka band baaja!!

Seems in an interview on a TV Channel Diggy has said some uncharitable things about Uma Bhen,
Now Uma has sworn she will not let Diggy live in chaen (peace)!!!

Arre Uma Bhen you have a problem with Diggy so why drag Sonia into this,
To hit out at Sonia Uma opportunity nahi karti miss!!!

Sonia was an Italian and is an Indian today….. and she's bowed to our demand,
Otherwise she could have become PM and taken on direct command!!!

Yes she still calls the shots…… but a qualified, respected and honest Indian is Prime Minister,
She bowed as she got info that Indians considered her becoming PM as sinister!!

And what can she do when PM has a penchant to give clean chits!!
Clean man can only give clean chits… his image clean chit fits!!!

Today Sonia's Italianess is on and oft her craving for Italian food,
And good ole cup of espresso to get her in the right mood!!!

And Vinod Metha wows by the coffee served at Sonia's house,
However no Italian Cookies are served with the coffee is his only grouse!!!

Azad is a reluctant CM…. was hoping for Mufti's extension,
Because to return to Kashmir he had no intention!!!

In fact when he got a call from Soni to report to 10 Janpath as he was being appointed,
Insiders say Azad looked mighty disappointed!!!

Fact is Azad lost touch with J&K long time back,
And touch with Kashmiris he does lack!!!

Soni as I&B Minister….. Sonia Darshan will be DD's new name,
To show misdemeanours of Congress DD aka SD will not be game!!

Mani loosing MOPNG would be a welcome move….. all will breathe a sigh of relief,
Inept, rude and self-conceited MOPNG is the common belief!!!

In fact Mani is the first MOPNG who gassed his way around,
And on correct us of English Ministry Officials ko kartaa hai hound!!

News from Patna….. Paswan says that LJP is not communal… is most secular,
Demanding a Muslim CM…. doesn't he sound peculiar!!!

Laloo has stoped smiling and joking …… seriousoowa ho gaya Laloo,
And wants to change his image of being chaloo!!!

Laloo should also start getting in touch with Agarwal Packers….. should plan moving,
Because after the elections Nitish will start shooing!!!

Shooing Laloo so that he can get occupation of CM House,
Getting him to move house will be sweet victory for Nitish…. out with the louse!!!!

Maybe Laloo with his circus will shift to the lawns of Raj Bhavan…. his halfway home,
And in the lawns of Raj Bhawan his menagerie will freely roam!!!

And then Patna's gain will be Delhi's loss as Indian Railways will transport Laloo and his circus to Delhi,
In Railway Minister's home and in Rail Bhawan things will become helly!!!

Rabdi will return to the place where she is most happy….. her kitchen's hearth,
Ensuring that her family is always increasing their girth!!!

Hulka Fulka

Sharukh ho gya 40,
Hope he knows the adage….. when men get forty they become naughty!!!

But Guari has him on a leash so no question of him getting naughty,
But of late I notice he's become pretty haughty!!!

Ganguly should say bye bye to coming back into the Indian team,
But then its not wrong to dream!!!

Seems Shekar Suman has developed an animosity for Rajat Sharma,
Shekar forgets that Rajat was doing what is every Newsman's dharma!!!

But what is Shekar doing in Rajat's domain…. his Poll Tol show,
Shows that with the monkey even his own IQ is pretty low!!!

And I would not be surprised if Perzad Kola one day slaps Shekar and Sidhu for trying to hit on her,
Married men trying to hit on a helpless lass ….. Comedy Challenge Show's slur!!!

Since I gave my email address I've been bombarded with tracer mails to locate me,
Seems for my wanting to get genuine responses this is the fee!!!

To those trying to trace me out…… sacchce ka hamesha hai boll baala,
Aur sachon ko harass karne walon ka hamesha hooaa hai mooh kalaa!!!

Bharat Kumar

aaj_ki_aawaz@yahoo.com

Whispers --- Corporate World -

Bhaskarudu is Adviser HMT

R.S.S.L.N. Bhaskarudu, former Chairman of the Maruti Ltd and PESB has been appointed adviser to HMT Limited.

Ghosh appointed COO of NDPL

Arup Ghosh has been appointed Chief Operating Officer of North Delhi Power Limited (NDPL).He would succeed Anil Sardana, who has been promoted Managing Director of NDPL.

Goel is Director (Finance) GAIL

R.K. Goel has taken over as Director (Finance) of GAIL (India) Ltd.

Singhania appointed Chairman

Deepak Singhania has been appointed as the Chairman-and-Managing Director (CMD) of LML Ltd . He has replaced M R B Punja, who resigned on health grounds .