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Joy Bandekar

Dev Swarup to retire

CMD of the National Commission for Minorities, Dev Swarup, is superannuating by this month end. He is 1969 batch IAS officer of Himachal Pradesh cadre.

Sinha to join UTI

U K Sinha did not join Pension Regulatory Authority.1976 batch Bihar cadre IAS officer, Sinha, has now been appointed CEO of the UTI Asset Management Company. He was earlier Joint Secretary in the Department of Economic Affairs.

Joy is out of the race

Dr C I Joy is now out of the race for the post of Joint Secretary Disinvestment in the Government of India. He is 1979 batch IAS officer of Gujarat cadre.

Gopal is new Secretary to AP Governor

M.G. Gopal, IAS, has been appointed Secretary to the Andhra Pradesh Governor. He is 1983 batch IAS officer.

Rakesh Mehta transferred

Delhi Municipal Commissioner Rakesh Mehta has finally been transferred.He is 1975 batch IAS officer.

Here retirement age is 70

The retirement age in the Consumer Tribunal now is 70 years. Retired 1964 batch IAS officer BK Taimini - who is in the Tribunal will continue till attaining the age of 70 years.

UP officials are very thick

It is widely believed in the bureaucratic circles in Delhi that bureaucrats of Uttar Pradesh always remain ready to help each other.

Manipur CS asks to lodge report

Manipur chief secretary Jarnail Singh is reported to have instructed to lodge a criminal case against an Army Captain for violating laws to the Essential Services Maintenance Act.

Aaj Ki Aawaz

Many named in Volker Report are considering applying to Manmohan for a clean chit,
They've applied to Manmohan Clean Chit Company many say with wit!!!

While India and Russia have trashed the Report …… odd balls out,
All other Countries have ordered Inquiries based on Report to catch Saddam ke tout!!!!

Natwar is running …panting….. and lying,
Says he'll make a suo-moto statement in Parliament… time he is buying!!!

Hoping that either something negative about Volker Report crops up in the meantime,
Something that will help him cover up his crime!!!

And what is wrong with BJP …… again they seem to be comatose,
Question pe question BJP should pose!!!

See even out of power how Congress and Congressmen make money,
After all bees follow honey!!!!

And on NDTV you could see Jagat lying through his teeth
Trying tho distance himself from Andy his meeth!!

Congress has to boot Nut out…… very difficult to wiggle out of this one,
End of the road for time being for Nut and his son!!!!

The Economist has already said that Manmohan is not at the controls….. and should be pitied and not admired!!!
Fact is in pressures from all sides our dear Manmohan is mired!!

Pakistan's sponsored terrorism continues unabated in the Valley,
With every passing day there is a rise in the 'toll on account of terrorism' tally!!!

And then the Delhi blasts ……. what's wrong with Congress???
Reactions kyon karr rahi hai suppress!!!

Some say till the Bihar elections are over Congress has decided to keep mum,
This is on advice from Laloo …. does he feel that love for his alliance may become kumm!!

Laloo does not want to take a chance and wants total silence till Bihar elections are over,
And Congress on account of arithmetical compulsions is behaving like good ole Rover!!!

Laloo has ordered Congress to 'roll over' and play dead till Bihar electoral process is completed!!!
Tit for tat….Congress will order Laloo to 'roll over' and play dead after he is defeated!!!

Diggy Raja has responded to Chotti Behen's letter,
Has advised that a Sanyasin should know better!!

Has said that she should choose between Sanyaas or Siyaasath… either or none,
Said that a Sanyasin politicking is simply not done!!

Puzzled Diggy in the same breath has offered help to Uma to grab the MP CM's post,
" I can help you get rid of Gaur" is Diggy's boast!!!

Uma should respond and advice Diggy that after Bihar where will he show his face??
For a resounding victory for NDA apne aap ko Diggy karr le brace!!!

EC is doing a fantastic job in Bihar… Rao needs commendation,
Though from Laloo and Diggy he is only going to get condemnation!!!

Rao literally leads from the front….. and is very unbiased,
Though Laloo and Congress say that against them he is biased!!

Fact is Rao has ensured that Laloo cannot use money and muscle to win,
That is why Congress and Laloo hate Rao….he's done them in!!

Hulka Fulka

Shekar Suman and his monkey ki hai jodi same,
Monkey's real name is Shekar and Monkey is Shekar's real name!!

And Bag TV that produces Poll Tol is owned by Shukla the Nanny's biwi,
Shukla tries to settle scores via TV!!

And for this they use two monkeys….a real life one and a cartoon,
And at the end of the programme both of them croon.!!!

India has wrapped the One Day Series against Lanka…. what a win,
Seems Ganguly was doing the team in!!!

Or maybe he was just bringing India bad luck,
And lately his captaincy and batting sure did suck!!!

So now Indian Team and say bye bye to Ganguly,
Should not concentrate on his eating joint and buying gajjar mooli!!!

Bharat Kumar

aaj_ki_aawaz@yahoo.com

Whispers --- Corporate World -

Dy GMs in PNB promoted

Eight Deputy General Managers have been promoted to the rank of General Manager in the Punjab National Bank. They are Mssrs Y P Narang,S K Roy,G K Sahni,N C Jain,R K Gupta,V K Gupta,Natrajan and Keshav Agrawal.

Agrawal is Chairman of HZL

Agnivesh Agrawal has been appointed non-executive Chairman of the Hindustan Zinc Limited .

ONGC inks MoU with Coal India

Oil and Natural Gas Corporation Ltd. (ONGC) entered into a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with Coal India Ltd. (CIL) for active association in Underground Coal Gasification (UCG) - an alternate
energy source.C&MD of ONGC Subir Raha signed the MoU at New Delhi on 3rd November 2005. C&MD of CIL . Shashi Kumar signed on behalf of CIL.Both ONGC and Coal India will have equal (50:50) participation both interms of investments and benefits. This collaboration effort proposes the pilot projects to prove the potentialities of the process of UCGwhich is expected to culminate in to establishment of UCG stations by 2009.

Ahluwalia joins Motorola

Jatin Ahluwalia of the Errricson has joined the Motorola as Head of marketing communications and public relations.

NRI is Adviser

NRI Rajat Sharma has been appointed Special Adviser to UN Secretary General Kofi Annan.

Dr Suresh Mehrotra has his lips sealed, if you have any whispers then send it to us
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