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Rajneesh Arora

Kaun Banega CBI Boss (12) D Mukherjee

The logical claimant of this top job is another Special Director D Mukherjee.1971 batch TamilNadu cadre IPS officer, Mukherjee, is professional and totally non-controversial in the organization. He has spent most of his career in the CBI. With his reputation of high integrity he can also make it to the coveted post.

Jena is now JS HRD

Joint Secretary Sports and Youth Welfare, Vandana Kumari Jena, has moved to the HRD Ministry in the same capacity. Vandana is 1979 batch IAS officer of Orissa cadre.
( We said this on August 23 )

No Retirement of IFS this month

No Indian Forests Service Officer will retire this month in the country.

Who will be CEO in UP ?

Who will be new Chief Electoral Officer in Uttar Pradesh?. Name of V Venkatachalam and V N Garg are currently doing the round. The post has been lying vacant for the last three months.

Basu gets pro-forma promotion

Chinmay Basu who is on central deputation has been given pro-forma promotion to the rank of Principal Secretary by the Orissa Government. He is 1977 batch IAS officer.

Tiwari appointed MD in Karnataka

Atul Kumar Tiwari has been appointed Managing Director of the Rajiv Gandhi Rural Housing Corporation in Karnataka. He is 1990 batch IAS officer.

IAS officer in Temple' Managing Committee

Ajit Kumar Tripathy has been appointed Member and Executive Chairman of the Managing Committee of Lord Jagannath Temple Puri. He is 1973 batch IAS officer.

Cabinet Secretary avoids farewells

Cabinet Secretary BK Chaturvedi has avoided to attend all the farewells given to his batchmate Deepak Chatterji who has gone to Brusells. What could be the reason?

Prakash Mishra gets posting in Orissa

On return from central deputation Prakash Mishra has been appointed Director of the Government Press in Orissa. He is 1977 batch IPS officer.

Police Commissioner system in J&K !

Srinagar and Jammu may soon have Police Commissioners. J & K Government is believed to have moved a proposal to this effect.

Sreekumaran is Director Official Languages

G N Sreekumaran is the new Director Official Languages in the Government of India. He is 1978 batch CSS officer.

IAS changes in Assam

There is IAS reshuffle in Assam.New changes are Mssrs Sanjay Lohia DC Dibrugarh, B Goswami DC Golaghat, Goutom Ganguly DC Tinsukia, GD Tripathy DC Karbi Anglong, JB Ekka DC Nagaon, P Hagela DC Goalpara, A Hussain DC Nalbari and Mukesh Sahu DC Bongaigaon.

IAS changes in J & K

V K Bakshi will be Special Secretary Consumer Affairs.Sanjeev Verma has been made Additional DC Jammu.Dr Mandeep K Bandhari has been posted as Additional Secretary APC.Saurabh Bhagat will be SDM Bhaderwah.Ajeet Kumar Sahu has been made SDM Reasji.

IAS officer re-instated

IAS officer Ram Vriksha Prasad has been re-instated in Uttar Pradesh.

Aaj Ki Aawaz

Aiyer is nominating the C (Congress) Gang to Oil PSU Boards,
Because on these Companies as MOPNG he lords!!!

All are under his Administrative Control…. work as per his dictated norm,
Is the indirect CEO…..Chief Intrusive Official is the elongated form!!!

Aiyer's shudh English penchant is now getting on everybody's nerves,
People do not understand what this penchant serves!!!

Now in shudh English Aiyer has tried to wiggle out of this matter,
Aiyer is now conducting an in house investigation to catch the ratter.

Rahul Baba says that there isn't a trace of Governance in Bihar,
Laloo and Buta are responsible…..because of both of them Bihar ko padh rahi hai maar!!!

Buta will of course not dare to respond,
Will just remind all that with the Gandhi family he has a bond!!

Laloo will not take this lightly….. will complain to Rahul's Mummy,
Laloo will cry 'Rahul ki Mummy Rahul ne yeh baath hai abs nikami (useless)'!!!

Kudos to Rahul Baba for speaking the truth…… Laloo toh is a one number ka jhoota,
And what to say about Buta who is tied up to Laloo's khoota!!!

Though some may say Rahul is green fact is Rahul calls a spade a spade,
And it was in this state of mind that this comment was made!

Manmohan patted Laloo for Railways performance…. what about the rapes,
Women are raped on trains while Railway Authority helplessly gapes!!

But why did Manmohan try to make Laloo look like he was doing a good job???
Yeh baat kyon Manmohan ne ki lob????

Laloo is perceived to be horrendous when it comes to Administration…. dreadful!!!
So to get administration mein good marks he used with Sonia his pull!!

Sonia instructed Manmohan to give Laloo pass marks in Administration,
Manmohan went a step ahead and gave Laloo a commendation!!!

BJP's National Executive commences today……. Bharatiya Jeopardized Party,
Suffering from quite a few maladies….will they discuss how to make BJP hale and hearty?

The Conclave will highlight failures of UPA Sarkaar,
Hope they will discuss the problems afflicting BJP that have made it bekaar???

BJP needs to get Venkaiah Naidu to stop speaking to the Press…. not good for BJP's image,
Venkaiah's monologues cause BJP damage!!!

Spokesman should have a pleasing personality and be diplomatic,
Venkaiah's does not have such a personality and is plain and simple autocratic!!!

Though he is not the Official Spokesman he often takes on this mantle,
And then what and how he says things should make BJP rattle.

Then there is the cribbing that Advani's coterie runs the show,
That is why the Politburo suggestion is being made to get over this row causing woe.

Jago BJP waalo and smell the coffee……. there is a storm in BJP's tea pialaa (cup),
Introspection should be done by every BJP wallah!!

BJP has to get over its recent past and become the Party of yore,
Otherwise BJP has more problems in store.

Focus on inner party discipline and strategy to stage a come back,
Individual agendas and personal likes and dislikes should be given the sack!!!

Let there be an honest debate and then put all dissensions in the past,
BJP should emerge from this conclave in a new cast!!!

BJP conclaves also are a culinary delight,
You should have seen the spread when BJP had the might!!!

In Samana Shiv Sena has advertised that they want a murderous crook to take on Rane,
One who is crooked to the core and to do wrong will not make any bahane (excuse)!!!

The ad has Rane's caricature as a crook…. Caption is Wanted,
But by all this Rane is not daunted.

Sena says they want a Rane type of person to take Rane…..tit for tat,
Who like Rane knows how to use in the political arena a cricket bat!!!

Kashmir and Palestine……. POK is more like Talibaan occupation of Afghanistan,
And our Bihar could be equated with Pakistan!!!!

Why you can equate Mush as a nattily dressed Laloo???
As both are at par when it comes to being chaloo!!!

Apart from the Vajpayee comment Manmohan comes out from this trip as a winner,
In fact his was the comment made by a Paki Official after Manmohan's hosted dinner!!

Mush comes out as a very general General …… nothing to write home about,
In the Manmohan versus Mush fight Mush lost the fight in the very first bout!!!

First bout…… because Mush said nothing new,
Even post his UN speech he got claps that you can term as few!!!

The World is now getting sick of people who are perceived as supporters of terrorism,
And in Pakistan's case it is perceived as Army's opportunism!!!

Net result of Mush and Manmohan meet….. peace process has tripped,
In fact Mush's speech disturbed India……. but then Mush cannot keep on K his gob zipped!!!

Hulka Fulka

Bush says that his Government is giving the relief efforts a push,
Till now it was a case of Sleeping Bush!!

History will say that both father and son brought death and pain,
Both Presidencies will be looked at with disdain!!!

Father began the Iraq Chapter and was known as the warring wimp,
Son continued where Dad left and is called the blundering chimp!!

Weekend is here…….. sleep till noon and then have a heavy brunch,
But then you all may be already doing this ……my hunch!!!

Bharat Kumar

Whispers --- Corporate World -

No vacancy of Director in BHEL

There is currently no vacancy of Director in the BHEL.

Swaroop joins Standard Chartered

Neeraj Swaroop a top official of the HDFC has joined the Standard Chartered India as CEO.

Dr Suresh Mehrotra has his lips sealed, if you have any whispers then send it to us
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