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Dear Dr Saheb,
Congratulations on completion of 4 years and one a half million viewership. It is an achievement to be proud of. More so because it is a one man show. You have become an all India figure. I feel so proud that I know you so well and for so many years.
Wish you more and more success in the future.
P V Rajgopal
Former Director,
National Police Academy,Hyderabad


Now 10 Janpath to have its say !

Grapevine has it that the appointments at Senior level will now be made through 10 Janpath. Good luck to Ten Janpath loyalists.

Cabinet reshuffle after Parliament session

Proposed Cabinet expansion-cum-reshuffle of the Manmohan Singh cabinet has been postponed .Now it will take place only after the Parliament session is over.

Adarsh Kishore is new Secretary Expenditure

OSD in the Finance Ministry Adarsh Kishore has taken over as Secretary Expenditure. He is 1969 batch IAS officer of Rajasthan cadre.

PM turns down proposal ?

Before leaving for Mauritius Prime Minister Manmohan Singh reportedly turned down the proposal to give additional charge of Banking to Secretary Economic Affairs Rakesh Mohan.

Berjinder Singh is new CBDT Chief

Berjinder Singh has taken over as new Chairman of the Central Board of Direct Taxes (CBDT) .He is 1968 batch IRS officer.
( We said this on March 15 )

Duggal is new Home Secretary

V K Duggal has taken over as new Home Secretary in the Government of India. He is 1968 batch IAS officer of UT cadre.

K P Jain to return to Tamil Nadu

K P Jain is returning to the parent Tamil Nadu cadre from central deputation in a month or two. He is 1971 batch IPS officer of Tamil Nadu cadre.

Jugran is senior most serving IPS officer

Madhya Pradesh cadre 1966 batch IPS officer, Dinesh Chandra Jugran, is seniormost serving IPS officer in the country. He is scheduled to superannuate on August 1.

Kapoor to move to Raj Bhawan

P C Kapoor is likely to move to the Himchal Pradesh Raj Bhawan as Secretary to the Governor. He is 1982 batch IAS officer.

Mishra is new CCF Chhattisgarh

R N Mishra is the new Chief Conservator of Forests, Chhattisgarh. He is 1973 batch IFS officer.

Pallavi Jain gets admission

Pallavi Jain (IAS,1994, MP) has secured admission to Phd program in Princeton University, USA with 100% scholarship. Her Husband Manoj Govil (IAS,1991,MP) already studies in the same course at Princeton.

Patnaik is PCCF UP

B K Patnaik has been appointed Principal Chief Conservator of Forests Uttar Pradesh.

Justice Surjit Singh to be Judge of HP HC !

District and Sessions Judge , Solan, Justice Surjit Singh is tipped to join the Himachal Pradesh High Court as a Judge in the next few days.

Harinarayan is new Secretary Water Resources

Harinarayan has taken over as Secretary of Ministry of Water Resources on 31st March after a 6 month stint at Ministry of Statistics. ISS officers missed a great man.

Verma is Chairman of TN Electricity Board

Hans Raj Verma, has been appointed new chairman of the Tamil Nadu Electricity Board. He is 1986 batch IAS officer. He replaces K. Skandan.

FORUM
Aaj Ki Aawaz

Commies say that Third Front option is in the interest of the Nation,
Say that they are working for its creation!!!

Aside Commies say UPA was only a stop gap arrangement……will disintegrate,
That is why it is important that certain like minded Parties integrate!!!

The Commie Dinosaurs sat on the stage yawning and snoozing,
And the younger lot were in a hang over after the boozing!!!

In fact liquor sales in Chandigarh have quadrupled …… Reds on a drinking spree,
Though of course Commies will not agree!!!

Surjeet said that Commies must be true to Marxism and Leninism,
However apply these creatively as per Indian conditions…..opportunism Communism!!!!

Now JD(U) say that Paswan is an unreliable chap…….so what's new????
Because in Indian Politics reliable politicians are very few!!!

This means there is no agreement on the CM and Cabinet posts……power sharing ki hai baath,
Basically they have agreed to try to form Sarkaar saath saath!!!

In Indian Politics there is no place for reliability,
It is taken as gullibility.

Seems Laloo has admonished his saala and ordered him to keep a low profile,
And from the Press keep mandatory distance of a mile!!!

He has told him that wait for some time…..apni aaye gi baari,
Tells him then he can do his maara maari!!!

Gujarat dissidents met Advani for breakfast……..naashtaa,
After that Advani showed them the rastaa!!!!

Modi will have to change his style,
To meet the dissidents demands will have to walk that extra mile!!!

In MP Diggy has taken on Arjun Singh……..Diggy is full of ire,
Diggy's tail is on fire!!!

As it is after the Bihar debacle Arjun's stock has taken a plunge……demand is there that he should retire,
Now it is his turn to say that he will retire agar hothaa hai tire!!!!

By the way Uma is still taking pot shots at Gaur…….but Gaur is not worried,
Says that change of CM proposal as of now is buried!!!!

Gaur has placated Uma by filing cases against Diggy,
Uma says she has more scum on Diggy ….in fact one is a real biggy!!!

Amrinder has started a new kind of diplomacy…..novel way to keep his flock together,
Movie Diplomacy ….their love for raunchy films does tether!!!

And now he is also gifting them Corolla Cars………they have two years to enjoy these,
Because in two years expire hothi hai Congress ki lease!!!

Then Akalis will enjoy this luxury…….they say " Saadhi gaddi" (our cars),
Congressis lament and say " Eh gal hai raddi" (rubbish).

Amrinder says on the Liquor Auctions he is ready for a probe…..either by his pet VB or ghar ka Judge,
However from CBI probe Akalis will not budge!!!

Like Nehra Amrinder has quite a few Judges who still look at him as Raaja,
And are willing to favour him and bajao justice ka band baaja!!!!

Rahul demanding release of payments to the sugarcane farmers in UP was a planned act,
Because with certain Sugar Mills in UP Congress had a tacit pact!!!

Next on Rahul's list is bijli…….and Reliance Energy will very soon be with the Congress camp,
Aim is put on any progress on the Bijli scene in UP Congress ka stamp!!!

Manmohan has welcomed the idea of Strategic Partnership with USA,
However Commies will look at this with dismay!!!

Manmohan says what are a few jets between two friends???
Hope USA gets the message Manmohan magnanimously sends????

Fact is India is now the counterbalance in Asia……..new Indo US relationship high,
India USA bhai bhai!!!!

In the land of sun, sand and blue waters will Manmohan Ji take a dip???
After all this a working holiday trip!!!!

Hulka Fulka

Shakti Kapoor has taken blame for trying to take advantage of a Lady,
Has promised to give up anything that is construed a shady!!!

April Fool banaaya,
Kaisa maza aiyaa????

Aby Baby is making a Movie on Sonia's Tyaag…Jaya is Sonia in this movie,
First step to make the Gandhi Bachchan relationship groovy!!!

April Fool banaaya,
Kaisa maza aiyaa????

Ash proposed to Salmaan and asked him if they could be together again,
Salmaan refused saying that he was not ready for more pain!!!

April Fool banaaya,
Kaisa maza aiyaa????

Dev Anand is making a movie with him as the hero and the heroine is Mallika Sharawat!!!
This is after she promised that with him she will not do any sharaarat!!!

April Fool banaaya,
Kaisa maza aiyaa????

Sharukh Khan has decided to join CPM…..Communism is in his khoon,
Feels that Communism is a boon!!!

April Fool banaaya,
Kaisa maza aiyaa????

Dharmendra will stay away from booze……milk is his drink,
Says that Booze se aathi hai stink!!!

April Fool banaaya,
Kaisa maza aiyaa????

Bharat Kumar

Will P K Gupta be CMD of Central Bank of India ?

Chairman of the National Housing Board P K Gupta is likely to move to the Central Bank of India as CMD.

Narayan appointed Director

Former Economic Adviser to the Prime Minister, S Narayan, has been nominated on the Board of Multin Commodity Exchange of India as a Director. He is 1965 batch retired IAS officer.

Jayaraman Iyer is CMD of SHCIL

Jayaraman Iyer has taken over as CMD of the Stock Holding Corporation of India Ltd..

Ramadorai is Chairman of software Association

S Ramadorai CEO of Tata Consultancy Services has taken over as the Chairman of Software Association Nasscom.

Dilip Kumar to join IRCT Corporation

S Dilip Kumar is going on deputation to the Indian Railway Catering and Tourism Corporation as Deputy General Manager Finance.

Dr Suresh Mehrotra has his lips sealed, if you have any whispers then send it to us
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