This is a unique website and it is soon going to be one of the most popular one too.

Joy

Tenure of Coffee Board Chairperson to expire tomorrow

Central deputation tenure of Ms Lakshmi Venkatachalam is coming to an end on Sunday. She is 1978 batch IAS officer of Karnataka cadre.

Justice Rajeev Gupta appointed CJ of Kerala HC

Justice Rajeev Gupta, Judge of the Madhya Pradesh High Court, has been appointed Chief Justice of the Kerala High Court. His appointment will come into effect from the date he assumes charge of the office.

( We said this on February 22 )

Tiwari to join Settlement Commission !

Member of the CBEC R K Tiwari is likely to join the Settlement Commission in a couple of months.

ITBP DG to retire

ITBP DG Kanwal Jit Singh is superannuating by this month end. He is 1969 batch IPS officer of West Bengal cadre.

Tilak Kak to join GoI

Tilak Kak is going on deputation to the Government of India as ADG.He is 1971 batch IPS officer of Uttar Pradesh cadre.

Gill reappointed as DGP of Rajasthan

A S Gill has been reappointed as DGP of Rajasthan on Friday.

Tenure of Meena to expire

Tenure of J P Meena, Director Agriculture, in the Government of India, will expire on April 17. He is 1983 batch IAS officer of Assam-Meghalaya cadre.

Doungel is back to West Bangal

L Lenkhottan Doungel is back to the parent West Bengal cadre after completion of central deputation tenure. On return 1987 batch IAS officer, Doungel, has been made DIG, Armed Police, Siligudi.

Atre to be Home Secretary Chhattisgarh !

S C Atre is being appointed Secretary Home in Chhattisgarh. Present Home Secretary A K Tiwari is to be moved to the EOW.

Sinha is Director RD

R K Sinha has joined the Government of India as Director Rural Development. He is 1985 batch Indian Forests Service officer of West Bengal cadre.

Kanaskar to go to Sudan

Milind Kanaskar is going to Sudan for one year on a UN assignment. He is 1989 batch IPS officer of Madhya Pradesh cadre.

Chakraborty appointed Ombudsman

Dhrubajyoti Chakraborty has been appointed an ombudsman for Kolkata to address public complaints and grievances related to income tax. Chakraborty retired as the Chief Commissioner of Income Tax, Calcutta, in 2003.

Punjab IFS Association office -bearers

G Singh and Kuldip Kumar have been elected President and Vice President respectively of the Punjab IFS Association. Vidya Krishna Kumar will be General Secretary and Sunil Kumar Joint Secretary.

CBI office in Kochi

CBI office is being set up in Kochi in Kerala very soon.

Soumitra Bhattacharjee moves to Eastern Railway

Soumitra Bhattacharjee SG -Metro Railway has been transferred to the Eastern Railway.

FORUM
Aaj Ki Aawaz

Laloo now says that Rabdi Government will be formed in Bihar in the near future,
Support kar li hai kya suture?????

Either he has made up with Paswan or Minister of Steel ke MLAs kar diye steal,
With Paswan or his stolen MLAs Laloo has struck a deal!!!

Maybe Laloo will make way for Paswan to become Minister of Railway,
Because when Laloo became Minister of Railway Paswan's rued the day!!!

Laloo says talks are on with like minded Parties….villainously loony minded like him,
Biharis should take this as something very grim!!!!

Or is Laloo worried that his own flock could be poached upon and so statement on Sarkar formation,
Actually to stop his flock from exiting this disinformation!!!

Return of Laloo would be return of Jungle Raaj,
Because form his villainous ways Laloo nahi aa sakthaa hai baaj!!!

Patna will again go dead by sunset and there will be kidnappings and dacoities galore,
Back to pre Governor's rule activities……goons will again come to the fore!!!

Is it prudent to change the Captain when the ship is at sea……this decision could sink ship???
But within BJP this is just the iceberg ka tip!!!

Prudent would be to change Captain Advani after the ship docks into the Port ,
Then change Captain and other related things they can sort!!!!

The second rung in BJP now want to come to the fore,
They sing in unison ' Yeh Dil maange more'!!!!

They want Advani to leave MV BJP … bring in a new Captain to command the Ship,
Mid sea this demand they should skip!!!

Yes at the next Port of call decide to change or keep the Captain….. next Port is near,
But second rung are impatient and say that MV BJP may sink before this and this is their fear!!!

Reacting to Sudarshan's comments Vajpayee said he feared only a bad name,
In comparison to this he considered death to be something very tame!!!

Vajpayee is very touchy when it comes to probity,
In fact after Sudarshan's allegation Vajpayee has become even more gritty!!!

But apart from his comment on preferring death to a bad name Vajpayee has not said more,
Though on this issue he has also not closed the door!!

To Sudarhsan's guided Missile it was being expected that Vajpayee would respond with a suitable missile,
But seems Vajpayee does not want continuance to public domain mein karnaa defile!!!

They say it was a signal of honour when Bush gave Natwar half an hour,
But why did he come out of the meeting with a face as if he had eaten something very sour???

The half hour was in respect to India and the sour face on account of Nutwar aka Nut,
But for his respect for India would have finished meeting with Nut fataa fut (pronto) !!!!

As it is Washington is on an Insanity Alert with Natwar in the City,
But when Nut is in Delhi we do not do the same thing and this is indeed a pity!!!

Rahul will embark on a Padyatra….. either Nike or Reebok will be the sponsor,
Aim of Padyatra ….. SP aur BJP ko karna politically tonsure!!!

His Black Cats are not too happy,
To walk in this sweltering heat they are very crappy!!!

They say Rahul is hoping that the Padyatra will give him the Throne,
In their case all that they will get are corns on their feat they moan!!!

Maybe Mulayam Junior may also embark on a Padyatra…..tit for tat,
Amar Singh may join in to burn up accumulated fat.

Now rumours abound of a Reshuffle in May,
Confusion abound…..may not or he may!!!!

Quite a few Congress stalwarts with baited breaths are waiting,
While Sonia and Manmohan are debating!!!

But if he does will be a major overhaul,
Some will rise and some will fall!!!

Musharaff is coming to India for a casual trip with an entourage of nearly fifty,
And then they say that Mush is thrifty!!!

Bets are being placed whether he will display the alphabet K ….on his clothes or carry a placard,
Or may be sing K like a bard!!!!

The Paki High Commission will be serving a K meal ….show Mush K ka jalwaa!!!
Kashmiri Rice, Koftaas, Kebabs, Karelas stuffed with meat and dessert will be Kheer and Kesar Halwa!!!

Manmohan should serve him Indian Waazwan
For Dessert Tri Colour Kulfi and a Tri Colour Cake with words Mera Bharat Mahaan!!!

Why have the Pakis refused Visa to singer Shuba Mudgal……confusing????
What could be the reason for refusing!!!

Mudgal is awaiting to know the reason…..some classical reason,
In Pakistan Indian Classical music is equivalent to treason!!

They say Mush is miffed with Veer Zara……says movie shows Pakistan in bad light,
Says that Pakistan holding an IAF Officer for 25 years is one of the things not right!!!

Yash too should avoid applying for a Paki Visa……..on automatic refusal list,
Mush's way of showing his fist!!!!

Yash will retaliate and make a movie on Mush… General Pangebaaz,
Shakthi Kapoor is Mush in the movie ……. but all is at present a raaz (secret)

Weekend is here.....chill out and relax!!!
Treat this as your well earned income....tension we undergo is tax!!

Bharat Kumar

Trehan reappointed

S M Trehan has been reappointed Managaing Director of the Crompton Greaves with effect from May 3.

Ganguly appointed VP

Prosenjit Ganguly has been appointed as vice-president and head (Human Resources) of Hinduja TMT Ltd, of the Hinduja's Group.

Mahesh Kumar appointed President

Mahesh Kumar has been appointed as president and Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Asianet Satellite Communications Limited .

Ramachandra takes over

T.K. Ramachandran has taken over as the Managing Director of Symrise Pvt Ltd..

Bharat Diwaker joins ICICI

Bharat Diwaker has joined the International Banking Division of the ICICI Bank in Delhi.