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Manmohan Singh is safe !

Despite all the halla gullah opposition is raising in the Parliament Sardar Manmohan Singh is secure, say astrologers. Mars having moved to his ninth house which is the house of his lagna lord the unflappable economist has his graph vesting steady. The Saturn, Sun combination in his eight house will continue to give him some tensions though the worst is over. Terrorist threats, hotwind disasters and a bit of unpredictable political drama will keep him and the nation on tenterhook. However, his party may not find going easy till mid October. Anything can happen as third and fourth forces are grouping.

Advani, Joshi friends again

Two BJP leaders, MM Joshi and LK Advani, are said to be coming closer. Is it because of Joshi's desire to become party president again?.

Aggarwal is ambassador to Yemen

R M Aggarwal DDG ICCR, has been appointed the next ambassador of India to Yemen. He will succeed A Karuppaiyah.

Pandey is PS Relief in Maharashtra

B P Pandey has been appointed new Principal Secretary of Relief and Rehabilitation in Maharashtra.He is 1976 batch IAS officer.

Padhi is Economic Adviser SSI

Economic Adviser in the Ministry of Steel, P K Padhi, has been moved to the Department of SSI. He is an IES officer.

Khare is GM FCI MP Region

Samir Kumar Khare has taken over as General Manager of Food Corporation of India's Madhya Pradesh region. He is 1989 batch IAS officer of Assam-Meghalaya cadre.

Two new CPMGs

Vivek Kaul is new CPMG of Uttaranchal.Sunita Tripathi has moved to Rajasthan as CPMG.

IAS changes in Uttaranchal

Anand Vardhan has been appointed Additional Secretary Transport.L Fanai will now be Additional Secretary Rural Development.

Sailo is now DDG Doordarshan

S T Sailo, has been promoted to the rank of deputy director general, Doordarshan, of Assam region.

Rudra is Director Science and Technology

Maushuma Rudra has joined the Ministry of Science and Technology in the Government of India as Director.Rudra is 1992 batch Indian Defence Accounts Service officer.

Tenure of Wadhwa to expire today

Central deputation tenure of G R Wadhwa, Director in the Ministry of Home Affairs, is coming to an end on Saturday. He is 1988 batch Indian Cost Accounts Service Officer.

Kansal posted as CME

AK Kansal, SAG/IRSME/East Central Railway, presently working as ED (Wheel Project), Railway Board has been transferred to East Central Railway and posted as CME (Wheel Project) on East Central Railway itself.

2004 batch IFS posted to Moscow

Three IFS officers of 2004 batch have been allotted Russian language and posted to Moscow as Third Secretaries(LT). They will arrive this month in Moscow. They are Mssrs Vivek Kumar, D C Manjunath and Wilson Babu.

Shrivastava is also Secretary to Sikkim Governor

Alok K Shrivastava Commissioner- cum- Secretary, Tourism Department, has also been appointed Secretary to the Sikkim Governor. He is 1984 batch IAS officer.

ISS Officers unhappy

The statisticians are feeling terribly agitated. A senior officer of ISS who is known for his outspoken nature has been served with a recordable warning. A lady officer having two small children with her spouse working in the Government service has been posted out of Delhi. An analysis of recent promotion/transfer order of SAG of ISS reveals that officers who were "outstanding" and superceded many of their batchmates had been posted out as far as Ahmedabad, Chennai and North-East. What is the rationale?

New AG of Assam

Pinuel Basumatary has taken over as new accountant general, Assam.

Plight of IFS officers in Uttar Pradesh

UP is the worst state as far as treatment given to IFS (Indian Forest Service) officers is concerned. In the UP Secretariat IFS officers are not given an opportunity to work in the state secretariat though they can meaningfully contribute in several sectors like environment, medicinal plants, horticulture, tourism, rural development etc. Even the ones that are given an opportunity are humiliated in the secretariat. An IFS officer in the junior rungs goes even to the center as a Deputy secretary. But in the UP secretariat IAS officers of 2005 batch are special secretaries. An IFS officer of 1980 batch is also a special secretary. An IFS officer of 1994 batch is OSD (reporting to a special secretary). It is extremely humiliating for officers to serve in such humiliating conditions- belonging to all India services with over 25 years to 14 years of service to be equated to people much below their ranks. People continue to serve with humiliation as nobody is willing to listen.

Kumar is DG Home Guards and Director Civil Defence

M R V Kumar, IPS, (RR-88), IGP(L&O), Meghalaya, Shillong, is transferred and posted as Commandant General of Home Guards and Director, Civil Defence, Meghalaya, Shillong with effect from the date of taking over charge and until further orders against an existing vacancy.

Biswas posted in RDSO

Manoj Biswas, SG/IRSME, RCF, has been transferred and posted in RDSO.

Adhoc word to be replaced by regular !

There is a talk in the telecom circles that the adhoc word will soon be replaced by "regular" for the ITS officers of 1994 batch. Any specific reason?.

TAIL-PIECE

A man boards a Jet Airways airplane Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat.
As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks "Business trip or vacation?"

She turns, smiles, and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual
Sexologists Convention."

He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen,
sitting next to him, and she's a sexologist!

Struggling to contain his excitement and maintain his composure, he
calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he says, swallowing hard. "What m-m-m-myths are those?"
Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that Negro men are the best
endowed when, in fact, it's the Tamilian who is most likely to possess
that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the Bengali. However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Sardarji."

Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm
sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"

"Venkatraman!" the man blurts. "Venkatraman Mukherjee ! .. But my
friends call me Santa Singh !"

By a contributor

Aaj Ki Aawaz

Congress ki ho gayi balle balle,
Natwar aka Nut ho gaya thalle thalle!!!

Pathak Commission has said that Nut misused his position~{!-~}.. he was the Head of the Congress Foreign Affairs Cell!!! Seems Nut took the Congress letterheads to be his own and recommended Andy to the Iraqi regime !!! Now its out in the open that Nut helped his relative Andy and Andy made a killing? Andy used Khanna to launder the money and Khanna too is related to Nut? Do I need to say QED!!!

Jagat~{!/~}s Merc has been confiscated~{!-!-~} car purchase was financed by Oil for Food money!!!
Misadventures of Nut and his sonny!!

They say Jagat does not think of the consequences of his actions!!! That~{!/~}s because till now he~{!/~}s done what he wants and Nut has dutifully covered his steps!!! They say Oil for Food scam was a joint venture between Papa and Beta!!! But experts point out that in his eagerness Jagat became too careless and threw caution to winds!!! Does ED have to look for a money trail???? The money is in the hands of the relatives Nut helped!!!

Now Amar has jumped in for Nut~{!-!-~}. says what is good for Peter is good for Paul too,
But all depends on what Paul or Peter did do!!!

All this time Amar has been egging Nut on!!!! Amar is trying his best to entice Nut to leave Congress~{!-!-~} he~{!/~}s even promised Nut the MEA if the Third Front comes to power. Till then Nut has been told that he will be in charge of SP~{!/~}s Foreign Affairs Cell~{!-!-~} only thing Nut should be careful because in SP Foreign , Affairs and Cell have different meanings!!!

How did CNN IBN get the details of the Pathak Commission Report???
One thing is for sure in its fight for TRP ratings this Channel Nut ko karr raha thaa support!!!

NDTV broke the News on Nut~{!/~}s Oil for Food misadventure and followed it up objectively !!! Seems CNN IBN took it on itself to stand up for Nut because NDTV is a competitor!!! No wonders after breaking the news that Pathak Commission had indicted Nut , CNN IBN put up a question for viewers 'Should Natwar be re-inducted into the Cabinet'????? When someone on the Panel pointed out to the ludicrousness of this question the CNN IBN Anchor said that it~{!/~}s an Open ended Question? Or is CNN IBN looking for an honorable closure to its warped stand in this issue?????

There is no doubt that USA has shifted the goalposts ~{!-!-~} wants to enforce Nuclear non Proliferation via the back door,
First step was ke India ko Nuclear Agreement ke liye karro lure!!!

There should be no doubt about USA~{!/~}s ultimate goal!!!! Uncle Sam wants Nuclear Arsenals to remain only in the possession USA and its allies!!! No doubt India is badly in need to augment its Nuclear Programme for Civil use. Hence, there has to be give and take!!! But its important to ensure that taking price is fair!!! This issue has the potential of rocking the UPA boat..... only if only Political Parties could rise above politics and discuss this issue putting India first!!!!

SC has issued Notices to Pepsi and Coke,
Why on Indian Public are they playing this cruel joke!!!

Both Soft Drink Giants say that they follow strict International standards!!! This means that they should be carrying out tests on the finished product batches!!! So they should be in the know of what is in the bottles and cans???? They~{!/~}ll use the standard mode of pointing fingers at the sample collection and Lab where the tests were carried out to try ot wiggle out..... and then there is no declared standard!!! Time that we took matters into our own hands and to protect our kids from being affected by these harmful Soft Drinks ban ourselves and our families from consuming these drinks!!!!

Indian Cricket team undergoes Commando training? how about making BCCI undergo this training too,
Because in BCCI this kind of warfare is what they do!!!

The Commando training camp was a picnic for the boys and for the Board another way to spend money and get some publicity!!! With what goes on behind the scenes in BCCI wouldn~{!/~}t it have been appropriate to have made the BCCI Members undergo the same training???? And now that Buddhadeb is so involved in Indian Cricket he too should be asked to undertake this course!!!! The course teaches discipline, fitness and survival ~{!-~}.. but our team and BCCI can also teach the Commando Instructors a trait that they need to perfect~{!-!-~} the art to bring down someone without making a sound!!!

Bharat Kumar

aaj_ki_aawaz@rediffmail.com

WHISPERS .... CORPORATE WORLD

SEBI ED resigns

ED of the SEBI, P Kar, is reported to have put in his papers. No body knows his future plans.

Airport Regulatory Authority to be set up

The Civil Aviation Ministry is carrying out consultations with other Ministries on a draft legislation to set up the Airport Economic Regulatory Authority.

Rana to retire

CMD of the HUDCO, P S Rana, is superannuating by September end.

Velumani is CMD of Ennore Port

S Velumani has taken over as the Chairman and Managing Director of Ennore Port Ltd .
( We said this on July 31)

Sreenivas is MD of Malabar Cements

1997 batch IAS officer K.S. Sreenivas has taken over as the managing director of Malabar Cements Ltd., a public sector undertaking of the Kerala Government.

INDIAN offers Spot Fares

Air travelers can look forward to a fare bonanza from Indian this lean season.After increasing the number of seats allocated to the Unchecked Fares,the lowest fares available in the industry,the airline is now offering"Spot Fares" from August 1 to September 30,2006.

Spot Fares will be available as "X" Class fares or Unchecked Fares,on select flights a few hours prior to the departure of the flight,for travel on flights out of six metro cities-Mumbai,Chennai,Delhi,Kolkara,Hyderabad and Bangalore.Tickets bought against Spot Fares will be valid for travel only on the flight for which it is issued.No refund will be permitted against cancellation of the ticket.
Spot Fares are available for travel on domestic sectors only,in Economy Class.Other conditions for Unchecked Fares will apply for Spot Fares also.

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