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Finally 33 IAS empanelled

Finally 33 IAS officers belonging to 1975 batch are believed to have been empanelled to the rank of Additional Secretary in the Government of India. Now the list is lying with the Prime Minister for his signature.

V K Joshi appointed DG ITBP

V k Joshi has been appointed new DG of the ITBP. He is 1971 batch IPS officer of Bihar cadre.
( We said this on December 27 )

Kak is DG of SSB

Tilak Kak has been appointed DG of the Sashastra Seema Bal (SSB). He is 1971 batch IPS officer of Uttar Pradesh cadre.

Dr Noor Mohammad is back to EC

Dr Noor Mohammad is back to the Election Commission of India. He is 1977 batch IAS officer of Uttar Pradesh cadre.

Saran joins AYUSH

S B Saran has joined the Ministry of Indian System of Medicines as Director. He is 1991 batch Indian Information Service Officer.

Officials now willing to go to Bihar

The atmosphere in Bihar has these days changed with the change of regime and so has changed the mindset of officials. Officials who earlier used to avoid going to Bihar are now willing to backtrack and may not object to their postings in that state.

GoI has only one financial advisor!

In all its 26 departments, GoI has only one financial advisor from the Accounts Services. The remaining are from other backgrounds like the IAS etc.

Out of 11 districts in Nagaland only one is RR DC

Ramkrishna has the distinction of being the only RR IAS officer to be Deputy Commissioner out of 11 districts of Nagaland. Remaining 10 districts are manned by NCS Officers while RR officers are cooling their heels in the State Secretariat !

Prasad is new ADC to HP Governor

P D Prasad has been appointed new ADC to the Himachal Pradesh Governor. Atul Kumar present ADC has been moved to Una as SP.

Saxena to rejoin CBI

Paresh Saxena is rejoining the CBI as SP. He is 1994 batch IPS officer of Bihar cadre.

Medley Rap..... various artistes

My name is Mr. Q,
Outside my door at one time the rich and powerful used to queue.

First they said it was hot money and they froze it,
Then to de-freeze it by Indian Government a fire was lit,
As it de-froze I collected it and in lockers kiya money ko fit,
Don't know for taking out my money why am I being given shit!!!

My name is Mr. Q,
Outside my door at one time the rich and powerful used to queue.

In Delhi I was Snamprogetti's man,
Snam's Office in Delhi I ran,
But on going back to India I've imposed on myself a ban!!!
Even though I miss my Delhi waala tan!!!

My name is Mr. Q,
Outside my door at one time the rich and powerful used to queue.

CBI is welcome to interrogate me,
But for this coming to Milan will be the fee,
Who will come will be finalized after the list of probables I get to see??
And of course they will have to address me as Mr. Q ji.

My name is Mr. Q,
Outside my door at one time the rich and powerful used to queue.

There was a reason why my family and Sonia's family came together,
Our love for authentic Italian food did tether,
Don't forget Sonia and I are birds of the same feather.
And then both of us ne kiya hai Bofors ka storm weather!!!

My name is Mr. Q,
Outside my door at one time the rich and powerful used to queue.

Abs lie when Jaitley says that I ran away from Malaysia to avoid extradition,
Actually eating Malaysian food my stomach was in a horrid condition,
And if I did not return to Italy by condition would worsen was my Doctor's prediction!
And by the way in Malaysia I was getting a raw deal because of my diction!!

My name is Mr. Q,
Outside my door at one time the rich and powerful used to queue.

Back home I'm doing fine but I wanted my money to come home too,
At present taking care of my bambino's bambinos is all that I do,
I take long siestas and I spend more than an hour everyday in the loo,
Sitting on the throne Indian Opposition aur Indian Press ko karta hoo boo!!!

My name is Mr. Q,
Outside my door at one time the rich and powerful used to queue.

You must be wondering on usage of Hindi … my Hindi is good,
Even in Milan I sometimes speak to myself in Hindi when I'm in a nostalgic mood,
I know all the bad words in Hindi ….even the ones you may term as crude,
Warning to all Indians pestering me …. In Hindi I can be very rude!!!

Mera naam hai Bhardwaj,
Pataa nahi kyon sabh mujh se hai naraaj??

One day in my free time I was perusing Bofors file,
To my shock I found justice ho raha tha defile,
Mujhe kiya iss bath ne rile!!!
And so 'no objection' to de-freezing Q's account kiya Sarkaar ne file!!!

Mera naam hai Bhardwaj,
Pataa nahi kyon sabh mujh se hai naraaj??

I just cannot bear injustice being done,
And proof to tie money in Q's accounts to Bofors there was none,
No hand in this of my son,
And please on Mrs. S's demand this was not done.

My name is Mr. Q,
Outside my door at one time the rich and powerful used to queue.

For my judiciousness I hear Sonia ji is happy and will give me an award,
Will I get Ministry of Defense of Home as a reward!!!
My detractors within Congress say I am a deserving case for the Mental Ward,
But don't forget India's most Intelligent PM ne kiya hai mujhe clean chit award!!!

Mera naam hai Sonia….. Queen of Tyaag,
Given up Spaghetti and Pizza for Makki ki roti and sarson ka saag!!!

Just like in the tapping even in the Q matter I have nothing to say,
Likes of Amar Singh keep making allegations night and day,
When the Hindujas were let off nobody showed dismay,
Level playing field…. so seems Q has been given the same field to play!!!

Mera naam hai Sonia….. Queen of Tyaag,
Given up Spaghetti and Pizza for Makki ki roti and sarson ka saag!!!

This A gang needs to be set right,
Don't know why with me they are itching for a fight,
They keep saying I'm using my might,
On their own wrongs they have lost sight!!!

I am Manmohan Singh,
I can lecture but do not have a voice to sing.

There is never a dull day in this Sarkaar,
Everyday new allegations ke padthi hai maar,
I'm asked to give clean chits baar baar!!!
From PM I've started feeling like the dhobi of this Sarkaar!!!

I am Manmohan Singh,
I can lecture but do not have a voice to sing.

Now Opposition says I do not know what is happening in my Sarkaar,
Say I'm not at the steering wheel of the Sarkaar ki car,
I think I've been a forceful PM so far,
But yes I do wonder why bouquets are for Sonia aur mujhe padthi hai brickbats ki maar!

I am Manmohan Singh,
I can lecture but do not have a voice to sing.

They say Sonia is the micro PM and I'm the macro one,
They say I'm keeping the seat warm for her son,
They say on her beckoning everything is done,
They say I'm bearing all this because living in 7 Race Course is real fun!!

I am Manmohan Singh,
I can lecture but do not have a voice to sing.

I have a vision ….and I'm working on it,
To achieve the goals I've set for myself I have the commitment and grit,
With fortitude I bear people's perverse wit,
Remember India's Lamp for economic recovery I lit!!!!

Bharat Kumar

WHISPERS .... CORPORATE WORLD

Will Dugade be CMD ?

Will Executive Director of the Bank of Maharashtra, A V Dugade, be CMD of a nationalized bank. He reportedly figures in the selection list.

What has INDIAN to do with April?

Grapevine has it that the retirement age in Indian (formerly Indian Airlines) is being raised from 58 to 60 years in April this year. Why April?

Dr Suresh Mehrotra has his lips sealed, if you have any whispers then send it to us
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