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IAS officer quits IAS

Dr M Sambasiva Rao has quit the IAS to join a Private Company in Hyderabad. He is 1984 batch IAS officer of Andhra Pradesh cadre. Until now he was Joint Secretary Commerce.

Laxmi Prasad is DDG CAPART

Laxmi Prasad is the new DDG CAPART in the Department of Rural Development. He is 1974 batch IRS officer.

CCIT transfers next week

Orders of transfer of Chief Commissioners of Income-Tax are expected to be issued next week.

Alagh to join RGICS

Y K Alagh is all set to join the Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Contemporary Studies as its head.

Alok Kumar shifted to SW Railway

Alok Kumar, Selection Grade/IRSME/Western Railway, has been transferred to South Western Railway in place of S N Jaiswal.

Pandey goes to SE Railway

A K Pandey, Selection Grade/IRSME/RDSO, has been transferred to South Eastern Railway. He would succeed A K Ghosh.

Who will be the fourth candidate for Rajya Sabha from MP?

While the name of the three candidates for the Rajya Sabha seats falling vacant in MP are almost final, a final decision on the fourth one is still to be taken. The three names already decided include Vikram Verma, Rajgopal and Maya Singh.

Anantha Krishna moves to Munich

First Secretary posted in Riyadh, T N Anantha Krishna, has been transferred to Munich.

Chitra goes to Rome

Ms Chitra Suresh, Second Secretary in US, looking after SAARC has been moved to Rome in place of Parimal Kar.

Bureaucratic reshuffle in MP next week

Bureaucratic reshuffle is expected to take place in Madhya Pradesh next week. About two dozen officers are going to be affected.

IMAGINARY CD

By the wonder of imagination I tapped Amar Singh's phone post the exposé. The transcript is as follows:

Session 001

Amar: Namaste Neta Ji .
Mulayam: Kya haal hia Amar Singh Ji????
Amar: Ek dum fine….. Neta Ji nashta kiya kya???
Mulayam : Ha bhai….. poori, chana, halwaa.
Amar: Neta Ji blood sugar high ho jaye gaa.
Mulayam: Arre Amar Singh Ji ….meettaa meettaa khao aur meettaa meettaa bolon!!!
Amar: Aur Neta Ji phir meettaa meettaa bhogo…. diabetes mein toh kahethe hai kadwa kadwa hupp hupp aur meetha meetha thoo thoo!!!
Mulayam: Arre Big B ka kyaa haal hai?
Amar: Big Brother fine hai….. only thodi kabji hai…. Dabur ka isabgol liyaa hai abh jaldi bandh darwaaze open ho jaye ge!!!
Mulayam: Arre ad film ki shooting bhi karwa lethe…. dawayee ki dawayee aur kamayee ki kamayee.
Amar: Netaji doosre line peh Anil Bhai ka phone hai …. thodi derr mein phone karta hoo!!

Session 02

Amar: Neta Ji yeh kyaa ho rahaa hai???
Mulyam: Kyaa hooaa ???
Amar: Anil kehtha hai ki for the past two months meraa phone tap hothaa raha hai.
Mualayam: Marr gaye…..
Amar: Kyaa karre…..
Mulayam: Halaa karro … shor machao….. pehle toh Sonia ko accuse karro!!!
Amar: Neta Ji CD mein toh bahut masaala hai!!!
Mulayam: Arre Bhai Vakeel se baath karro……. chalo Vakeel ji mere paas hi hai ….. mein unko bathaatha hoo kya hooaa hia …. phir aap thodi derr mein Vakeel Ji ko phone karro!!

Session 3

Amar: Vakeel ji kya karre???
Vakeel: Amar Singh Ji what do you want ??
Amar: Arre Bhai airing of CD should be banned.
Vakeel: Not possible….
Amar: What are you saying…..
Vakeel: What I can try is that if any Channel gets its hands on the CDs Court can give instructions that the Channel will have to submit the CDs to Court for approval before CDs are aired!!!
Amar: Yes and then you can get the Court to ban the tapes as the tapes are infringement of my privacy.
Vakeel: Sir you are a Public figure and a married one too. In case the tapes reveal Majnu talk , like Ambika Soni alleges is in the tapes, then I'm sorry Court will not be inclined to issue a gag order. Yes if in the tapes you are talking with your wife then there should be no problem in getting a gag order!!!
Amar: If someone tapes Rahul's conversations with his girlfriend wouldn't Congress get these tapes banned???
Vakeel: He is unmarried and even if the tapes are not banned it will not be damaging to him because if he wants to get married he has to be a Majnu!!
Amar: Can't you tell the Court that I was calling people from my bedroom…. this number is in my bedroom so this is an infringement of my privacy!!!
Vakeel: Sir again if your wife was away and you were talking to your wife then I can get the Court to intervene…. but if from your bedroom you are calling ladies and indulging in majnu conversation then I'm sorry!!!
Amar: I object!!!
Vakeel: Arre Sir in America Clinton indulged in an extra martial affair and he had to face the music… he got away on technical grounds. And remember USA is a permissive Society and still America expected him to be true to his vows.
Amar: Looks like I will have to get another Vakeel

Session 3

Amar: Big Brother how are you???
Big B: Amar Singh ji closed door abhi takk nahi khulaa…. bahut kabji hai!!!
Amar: Arre Bhai then try Kaayam Churan….. constipation ho jaye gi choo mantar!!
Big B: Bhai what is this talk about your phone being tapped???
Amar: Reliance pe reliance kiya… they even placed me on the highly sensitive list but still my number was tapped…. and see my plight I cannot sue Reliance…. nahi toh badnaami ki pain thodi less ho jaathi with the money I could have got by suing the service provider…. jor ka jhatka dheere se laghtaa!!!!
Big B: Anil se baath karoo???
Amar: Now what's the use….. arre Bhai the've got tapes of me talking to chikni, billi , raseeli, bhangan ….
Big B: Arre wait Bhai let me take out the code book so I can find out which heroines you are referring to….. chikni …. ahaa….. you always speak about her!!!
Amar: Arre abh to mujhe chikni nahi stars nazar aa rahe hai!!!
Big B: Which ones… Bollywood waale ya sky waale!!!
Amar: Bahut dukh ki baath hai Bhai …. when you were in a fix I did not crack any PJ's (poor jokes) !!
Big B: Arre Bhai just trying to make you laugh!!!!
Amar: Remember the other day you were bad mouthing Sonia while talking with me on the phone….now all that is on the CD….
Big B: Marr gaya
Amar: Now where has your humor gone????
Big B: Bhai meeting call karro …… poori gang ko call karro!!!
Amar: Haa …. but first I'm going on a 'by air' yatra to garner support…. bye!!

Session 4

Amar: Neta Ji kyaa karre???
Mulayam: Amar Singh Ji press karro ke case CBI ke pass jaye!!
Amar: Paglaa gaye ho kya Neta Ji….. itna maal hai tape mien ki CBI ko information ka khazaana mill jaye gaa humare khilaaf!!!
Mulayam: Phir kyaa karey??
Amar: Karat ko milta hoo… I will tell him that all this tapping is on account privatization…. Karat will then start making noise!!!
Mulayam: Nitish se main baath karta hoo….. aap ja ke Amma aur Bhuddha se millo!!
Amar: Neta Ji kyon nahi hum demand karre ke yeh teeno probe karre iss maamle ko….andhar ki baathe andhar hi reh jaye gi???
Mulayam: Haa good idea….. aur teeno ko bollon ki humaare paas info hai ki teeno ke phone bhi tape ho rahe hai!!!
Amar: Wah Netaji….. kabhi toh mujhe feel hotah hia ki aap to pehelwaan ho hi nahi sakthe…. pehelwaano ke paas itna jalebi waala dimaag nahi hothaa.
Mulayam: Arre Amar Singh ji mooh mein paani aa gaya hai…… chalo jaldi yaha aao aur doodh aur jalebi ka sewan karte hai…. mausam bhi hia aur dastoor bhi hai….. sardi mein garam garam doodh aur jalebi.
Amar: Netaji mausam bhi hai aur dastoor bhi hai parr sahee time nahi hai….. time bahut kharaab hai Neta Ji!!

Bharat Kumar

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