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Madhukar Gupta to be Secretary Sports !

Secretary Fertilisers, Madhukar Gupta, is likely to be moved as Secretary Sports and Youth Welfare in the Government of India. He is 1971 batch IAS officer of Uttaranchal cadre.

Amitabh Pande to be Secretary in GoI

Amitabh Pande has been empanelled to the rank of Secretary in the Government of India during the last review meeting. He is 1971 batch IAS officer of Punjab cadre.

A K Choudhary is not joining GoI !

Newly appointed Secretary Parliamentary Affairs Ashok Kumar Choudhary is not coming to Delhi. Bihar Chief Minister Nitish Kumar is reported to have refused to relieve Choudhary for central deputation.

Shrivastava is Joint Secretary Labour

Sanjay Kumar Shrivastava has joined the Government of India as Joint Secretary Labour. He is 1978 batch IAS officer of Assam-Meghalaya cadre.
( We said this on June 12 )

Nagaland delegation for World Cup Soccer

Guess which Indian State is inspired the most with World Cup Soccer. Nagaland has sent an official delegation at State Cost to watch World Cup matches from second round onwards. One Minister, One MLA, One IAS Officer and one state level officer are part of the delgation!!.

Anil Baijal declines to be NHAI Chairman

Secretary Urban Development Anil Baijal is reported to have said " NO" for the post of Chairman National Highways Authority of India (NHAI). He is 1969 batch IAS officer of UT cadre.

Mukim is new JS Commerce

Anil Gorishankar Mukim has joined the Government of India as Joint Secretary Commerce. He is 1985 batch IAS officer of Gujarat cadre.
( We said this on June 16 )

Name finalized for NHAI Chairman

The meeting of selection committee for chosing new chairman of the National Highways Authoririty ( NHAI )was held on July 7. The name has also been finalised. Who could it be? Altogether 12 names from the battery of all services were considered..

7 Star comforts in SP Bhawan

Have you visited 3rd floor of Sardar Patel Bhawan in Delhi ?. One must have a look to the office of National Security Council Secretariat where huge amount of money has been spent during the past five years in giving a Five Star touch. The lounges, the dining room and the conference rooms have been lavishly decorated to give 7 Star comforts to the people who visit the Secretariat. Who are the officers involved in the waste of money .Infact, there is no accountability in the incurrence of these funds.

CR circulation for IG rank in GoI starts

The circulation of CRs, of 1985 batch, for the rank of IG in the GoI has started and the empanelment is likely to take place in August.

Vasundhara govt's love for booze!

Rajasthan Government lead by Ms. vasundhara Raje seems to have developed a special liking for liquor. fair price shops in the state are not being opened at the pace liquor shops are, locals say. While there were only 2700 liquor shops in 2002, the number has now risen to a staggering 6250. What tdoes the government intends to do?

Padhi is new RC Orissa

Aditya Prasad Padhi will be new Resident Commissioner of Orissa in Delhi. He is 1983 batch IAS officer. Present RC Injeti Srinivas has been moved to the parent cadre as Secretary Industries.

Krishnan to be Advisor HRD

Retired 1956 batch IAS officer of Andhra Pradesh cadre P S Krishnan is joining today as an Honorary Advisor to the HRD Minister to advise on reservation matter.

Will Bhandari get extension ?

Why is the Railway Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav so fond of R R Bhandari, the Member Mechanical, that he is planning an extension for Bhandari. If rumours in the rail bhawan are to be believed, it is either because of Bhandari's close relative or because Laooo wants to ensure that Sanwalka the General Manager of NF Railway does not become member mechanical after Bhandari retires.

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Will the Jodi No 1 explain ?
High media profile CPM jodi no.1 Prakash Karat & Brinda Karat are all the time putting on a show that they are very pure and fighting against corruption. But then how come they could afford a three-week luxury holiday in Switzerland, France, Italy, Spain and UK? What was the Marxist reason for this? Where did they get the money from? And what all did they do to get it? Why no media coverage for this?
prakash rajratnam

Aaj Ki Aawaz

After putting all divestments on hold a very unhappy Manmohan went to meet Sonia. And by the wonder of imagination here's what transpired.

Sonia: Namaste Manmohan Ji .
Manmohan: Namaste ji and good bye ji!!!
Sonia: Itni jaldi kya hai Manmohan ji…… you said you wanted to talk to me and now you are saying goodbye immediately after greeting me!!!
Manmohan: Madam ji mainoo deh doh chutti….. mein bahut pareshaan haan
Sonia: I know Punjabi…… you mean to say you want to go on a holiday as you are pareshaan!!!
Manmohan: No Madam Ji I want to resign…… chutti here is not temporary but permanent!!!
Sonia: May I ask you the cause of your pareshani!!!
Manmohan: Madam ji causes and not cause….. first to start our equation of you being the Political PM and me the Administrative PM has blurred and now all have started saying that you are the full time PM and in my case PM means Pass-time Manmohan!!!
Sonia: See Manmohan Ji you are an able Administrator and so we agreed that you would be the PM Administration and as you had no interest in Politics I did tyaag and took this responsibility!!!
Manmohan: Hai o Rabba……. problem is that no one takes me seriously as PM……..they say I'm PM….. Pull-less Manmohan !!
Sonia: Mama Mia….. is it that bad Manmohan Ji???
Manmohan: Of course…..otherwise why would someone want to give up this coveted job????
Sonia: Okay you'll be both Administrative and Political PM!!!
Manmohan: Really Madam……. from when!!!
Sonia: Of course….. will start after CWC passes a resolution that any PM from Congress will take Congress President's approval on all matters!!!
Manmohan: Again tripped by the fine print!!!
Sonia: You cannot get everything ….. give and take is how we work……what is your next grievance???
Manmohan: Ministers acting on their own…. like Arjun Singh, Meira Kumar, Bhardwaj ….. list can go on and on!!!
Sonia: But as these were political decisions they had my clearance!!!
Manmohan: But now with me becoming the administrative and political PM how will the system work in such matters???
Sonia: Simple……..I will be the arbitrator and my decision will be final!!!
Manmohan: Wah Sonia Ji…….. it'll be heads you win and tails I loose!!!
Sonia: Next problem???
Manmohan: When Cabinet Meetings are called many Congress Ministers play hooky!!!
Sonia: I will speak to all the Congress Ministers and instruct them that they should attend Cabinet Meetings…. but please do excuse those Ministers who have an 'excused' note from me!!!
Manmohan: Feels like I'm a class teacher and you are the Principal!!!
Sonia: How perceptive……. next complaint!!!
Manmohan : Why do I have to be the unpopular one……….take the fuel hike case…….. I come out as the unpopular guy!!!
Sonia: Popularity……. now this something I did not expect from you……. why should you bother to be popular…… you are not in the PM's chair because of your popularity…… I think with your keen sense of perception you know with whom you need to be popular????
Manmohan: What about the Allies…… now that I'm going to be the political PM too , will they come to me or continue going to you???
Sonia: No no…… this has nothing to do with the Government …. its Party to Party and as I am the head of Congress they will continue coming to me!!!
Manmohan: But then this would make be look as a faltu????
Sonia: Solution….. they'll come to me and once we decide they will come to you and when they come out of PM's residence they'll make a statement as per what they've decided with me……so it'll look that they've decided it with you!!!
Manmohan: They'll continue to take me as a weak PM!!!
Sonia: All of them will issue statements that you are not a weak PM …… I'll get Laloo to do so immediately …… then we'll work on Karuna and Pawar….. next problem???
Manmohan: Madamji all those clean chits I've given are making me look unclean!!!
Sonia: You did that for the Party and the Party is grateful to you……. you must remember that only you have the ability to give clean chits….. how can you let such a talent go to waste???
Manmohan: Madam ji I must have a say in the issuance of clean chits!!!
Sonia: Okay we'll form a panel for issuance of clean chits and you will be on this panel!!!
Manmohan: Who else will be on the panel apart from me??
Sonia: Naturally I'll be the Chairperson….. Ahmed Patel and Diwedi will be the other panellists!!!
Manmohan: Why bother Madam I think I'll let you decide!!!
Sonia: Next problem!!!
Manmohan: I hear that Arjun Singh, Fotedar, Meria Kumar, Reddy and Mani Shankar have formed a 'Dislodge Manmohan' group!!!!
Sonia: Manmohan ji its like a seesaw…. they can all sit on one end but as long as I'm sitting on the other end they are outweighed , outclassed and outmanoeuvred …… Arjun is against you because he feels the PM's post was his, Fotedar is anti establishment unless he is part of the establishment, Meria Kumar is against anyone who cannot speak at least five languages, Reddy is habituated to hunting with the hounds and eating with the wolves and Mani is a funny chap because he somehow feels that under you the Government's usage of the English Language is not up to the mark!!!!
Manmohan: But Sonia Ji without your approval not even a leaf cannot move in Congress….. so do these people have your approval???
Sonia: This is Congress culture…….. don't worry this is harmless bantering and positioning…….why do you forget my majoboori????
Manmohan: What majboori????
Sonia: You are the only apolitical Congressman….. the rest are political to their pinky fingers…… if I make anyone of them sit in the PM's chair I'll be committing a blunder…… you know the saying once it's a mistake second time it's a blunder….. do you think I would want another Narsimha Rao in the PM's chair????

Bharat Kumar

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( We said this on December 20,2005)

Ramaraju is Acting MD of BSP

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Prasad resigns from Birla Mutual Fund

S V Prasad CEO of the Birla Mutual Fund is reported to have resigned.

Camlin CMD gets honour

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Reddy is DGM SBH

Narsimha Reddy has taken over as the new Deputy General Manager (DGM) of State Bank of Hyderabad at its Hyderabad Zone.

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