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1975 batch IAS empanelment list cleared

Finally 33 IAS officers belonging to 1972 batch have been empanelled to the rank of Additional Secretary in the Government of India.

Mumbai Police Commissioner may go to GoI

Mumbai Police Commissioner, AK Roy, may go to GoI to head some CPU after being empanelled to the post of DG in a month or two, it is assumed.

Ray to go to Arunachal Pradesh

Arvind Ray has been shifted to Arunachal Pradesh. He is 1984 batch IAS officer of UT cadre.

When Orissa CS, Mumbai Commissioner join GoI ?

Both, the CS of Orissa Subhash Pani and the Mumbai Municipal Corporation Commissioner Johny Joseph are said to be sailing in the same boat. 1972 batch IAS officers Pani and Joseph are unlikely to go to Delhi till they get the posting of their choice.

Sonia averse to meeting secretaries

AICC President and the all powerful lady of the country, Ms Sonia Gandhi, is said to be averse to meeting secretaries or other bureaucrats for that purpose. What could be the reason?

GoI is keen to reduce foreign trips

The Government of India is now keen to cut the foreign trips of the bureaucrats. Cabinet Secretary, B K Chaturvedi, has asked the bureaucrats to undertake junkets abroad only for unavoidable official engagements.

IPS post in MHA

A Director level post is reported to have been created for the IPS officers in the Ministry of Home Affairs.

Rupin Sharma to join RAW

Rupin Sharma is likely to join RAW by next month. He is 1992 batch IPS officer of Nagaland cadre.

Saxena joins Oxford

Sharad Saxena of the IRSME has joined the Oxford University for doing Masters course on Environment Management.

Tenure of Mittal expires

Central deputation tenure of Director in the Ministry of Home Affairs, Mukesh Mittal, has expired on February 14.He is 1987 batch IRS (IT) officer.

US course for Indian Police officers

The United States Diplomatic Security Service Department has offered Investigating Cyber Terrorism Course for the Indian Police Officers. They can apply by February 17.

Aaj Ki Aawaz

Jabh sayiaa bahe Opposition phir darr kahe ka,
So its clear that if No Confidence Vote on Iran Vote is moved BJP will say 'na'!!!

Mulayam Singh Ji abh aap ka kyaa hogaa??? Well Mulayam will all of a sudden drop out of the Media glare……. his and Amar's logic is that Public memory is very short lived and soon the 'no confidence' boast will be forgotten….. they've tried this so many times in the past… it's a tried and tested method to get over their foot in mouth!!!!

Congress think tank feels that Muslims hold the key,
Congress going overboard to please Muslims is easy to see!!!!

A minority affairs ministry, amendments to the Foreigner's Act and then a minority census in government service - Congress is going all out to woo Muslims. What next…… making Urdu the Official Language!!!! Today the real Indians are Muslims and the OBCs……. the rest of us our second class Indians. And while Congress goes overboard would it kindly glance at the status of non Muslims in Muslim Countries…. or for that matter see the Muslims in Developed Societies like USA and UK …. all the benefits and freedom and still when it comes to siding with these Countries the Muslims enjoying all the benefits side with Islamic Forces!!!!!

Jaitley says that Manmohan is half PM….. is oblivious of half the things that take place,
He is the Mask….. gives the Sarkaar a clean face!!!

That's because whenever any political maneuvering has taken place Manmohan has expressed his ignorance!!! Now they say Sonia is the real PM and Manmohan is the DPM only officiating as PM!!!! And now with PC sprouting wings even in the FM Mannmohan is loosing his voice. The only place where Manmohan has a say is in the Planning Commission!!! When he was appointed PM is was felt that Sonia would be the Political PM and Manmohan would be the Administrative PM….. but today they say he's just the officiating PM… PM for the transition period!!! But even though he is a weak PM but still Indians feel confident with a experienced , good and honest man at the helm …..best person for Show Casing as PM!!! And the only person from whom clean chits are acceptable…. though on account of misuse this acceptance has started to fall!!!

PC visited Congress HQ and got a shock,
Rather than patting him Congressis karr rahe theh PC ko mock!!!

After this visit PC is of the opinion that either Congressmen are Commies in the garb of Congressmen or Commies have bought over Congressmen!!!! There was a clear disconnect because as PC talked of the rising Stock and Property prices and the growth rate the Congressmen wanted to know what he was doing to control rising prices??? They too sang Commies tune ' tax the rich to fund to poor' !!! Seems this year its going to be a 'people friendly budget' and if Congress is contemplating a midterm poll then its going to be a 'People's Budget'!!!! As for PC after the visit to Congress HQ he is PC…. Pretty Confused…. and is now working on becoming PC… People's Chidambram!!!

Humpty Dumpty went to PM's Office and Planning Commission's Office too,
Now in both places they are reinforcing the Sofas and the Throne in the loo!!!

Amrinder's visit also meant that the Sofas and the Throne in the loos would be tested!!!! The Sofa in PM's Office creaked when Amrinder sat down and Amrinder found the Throne in the toilet not to his size!!!! A Sofa in Planning Commission needed urgent repairs after Amrinder's sat on it and here too he found the loo not to his size!!! So now urgent work is being undertaken to ensure that the Offices and Toilets in both these places are useable by people of all shapes and sizes. Amma Jayalalitha is expected soon and so work is progressing on lightening speed!!!!

The EC is meeting political Parties…..Parties will fight polls and we will foot the tab,
We will pay to see the Politicians blab!!!

But of course buying of Voters will be a self funded enterprise!!! And this is where the real expenditure is done and which is very difficult to control…… unless Cameras are attached to all the Voters!!! Buying of Voters and usage of goonda force constitute 60% of the election War Chest!!! And then why should we pay to get ripped off later???

A dating Website called Laloo and Rabdi has been launched….. ideal pair,
And love for them is occupying the same chair!!!!

The Site's promoters say that Rabdi and Laloo are an ideal couple…. always there for each other…… like when Laloo had to vacate the CM's chair Rabdi was there for him!!!!
What about a Site on anti Family Planning….. Rabdi and Laloo would be ideal role models…. Humm doh hamaare nau shoud be the Site's name!!!!

After Dick Cheney shot his hunting partner US media has been full of jokes on him,
VP shooting a hunting partner is looked upon as something pretty dim!!

"Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney."

"Now, this story certainly has its humorous aspects. ... But it also raises a serious issue, one which I feel very strongly about. ... moms, dads, if you're watching right now, I can't emphasize this enough: Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land, or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted - it's just not worth it."

The big scandal apparently is that they didn't release the news for 18 hours. I don't think that's a scandal at all. I'm quite pleased about that. Finally there's a secret the vice president's office can keep."

Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past."

Bharat Kumar

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High Power Committee for BBMB post ?

The Government has constituted a high power committee to finalize the recruitment to the post of Chairman, BBMB. The Committee consists of Secretary (Power), Secretary (Ministry of Petroleum), CEA Chairman and a professional from the academic.

BBMB post fell vacant last year when Rakesh Nath became Chairman of CEA in September. Since then the post has been lying vacant.

BBMB is the biggest hydro power utility of the country which owns Bhakra Dam, Pong Dam, etc. The power generated by it is shared by Punjab , Haryana and Rajasthan.

There are more than 16 candidates in the fray. Public Enterprises Selection Board is not consulted for the recruitment to this post for reasons best known to Ministry of Power.

Rajendra Singh is Secretary TRAI

Rajendra Singh has been appointed new Secretary of the Telecom Regulatory Authority of India (TRAI).
( We said this in December)

PSU's and foreign trips of bureaucrats

The cabinet secretary is reportedly annoyed that many officials are getting their trips sponsored by public sector companies under the administrative control of their ministries. He has decided to seek detailed explanation on the reasons why the public sector company is ready to foot the bill.

Dr Suresh Mehrotra has his lips sealed, if you have any whispers then send it to us
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