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US asks Manmohan to keep an eye

US is understood to have asked the Prime Minister, Dr. Manmohan Singh, to keep an eye on both - Russia and the Left parties in India.

Vinayak to go on deputation ?

Grapevine has it that Vinayak Vinit is going on inter-state deputation to Bihar. He is 1995 batch IPS officer of Sikkim cadre.

All 1985 batch IAS posted

All the 1985 batch Delhi based IAS officers, empanelled to the rank of Joint secretary, have now been posted in the Government of India.

Tenure of Manimekalai to expire today

Central deputation tenure of 1981 batch Indian Foreign Service Officer (IFS), M Manimekalai, will expire today. He is posted as Joint Secretary in the Cabinet Secretariat.

Gohain to be Information Commissioner Assam

Dr. B K Gohain, Comm & Secy ( Home) is being appointed Information Commissioner of Assam.

How many from offer list got the job?

There were as many as 247 officials in the offer list of 2005 for going to GoI on deputation. But how many actually went?

ITDC pays bills!

ITDC is said to be paying the bills of mobile phones of the Ministry officials. Some of them do not even return the instruments after leaving the ministry.

Search Committee set up

Search Committee is reported to have been set up for the appointment of Law Secretary in the Government of India.

Headless organisations

National Archives of India and national Museum are lying headless for quite some time.

Gujarat comforts calling back!

An IAS who recently left the cozy comforts of Gujarat and came to Delhi now wants to go back because he does not feels that comfortable in the North Block where he sits now.

Shyam Sunder heads US Accounting Association

An ex-IRSME officer, Shyam Sunder, is currently heading the US Accounting Association.

Aaj Ki Aawaz

Nation is outraged at SP MLA who agreed to ferry drugs,
But why are Mulayam and Amar shielding this thug….. this really bugs!!!

Mulayam says that MLAs are Ministers in his Cabinet at his pleasure!!!! So now its more than evident what is poison for Society is pleasure for Mulayam….pehelwan turned politician!!! His sidekick Amar, small fry turned wheeler dealer turned politician turned gatecrasher, says that now SP is being targeted!!! Not even an apology to the Nation that they are sorry about what a Member of their Party was up to!!! Isn't there an adage… chor chor mausere bhai?????

Commies felt Presidential Address jarring…. on reforms and foreign policy…especially Iran,
But then they should have expected this…. why are they so hairaan????

Now they question President's 'excited feeling' and optimism on reforms!!! They say President's euphoria was like rubbing salt into their wounds!!! They expected a symbolic Lal Salaam in the speech made by President Kalaam!!! Don't know why but Commies think they are in a position that Sarkaar just cannot do anything against their wishes and does everything to please them!!!! The actions of the Government just show the opposite!!! Reds in Wonderland!!!!

President Kalaam has favoured Muslim Head Count,
From other minorities for similar count pressure is starting to mount!!!

Why only Muslims why not all the minorities??? Why this selective approach??? Do you know that in the Army elite ( Major Generals and Lt. Generals) out of the 70 Generals 25 are Muslims???? Problem is now Congress is bending backwards to woo Muslims. Why don't they woo all the minorities??? Why this selecting wooing??? And then they call themselves secular???? This is nothing but oppurtunistic secularism!!!

In Parliament from Bihar to Bofors there is shor,
BJP feels UPA is in a corner and will lagao all its jorr!!!

There is every possibility that both Manmohan and Sonia may resort to wearing ear plugs in Parliament. Because, they know apart from hullabaloo nothing more is going to happen!!! Commies are not going to Vote against this Sarkaar….. one because Commies dread BJP coming back to power and two as of now they do not want to face a General Election!!! At present they just want Kerela and West Bengal and being a nuisance in Delhi!!

EC Chawla who is accused of political partnership is now being accused of Cheque jugglery,
Jaitley says that the diversion of the cheques given by his wife for purchasing furniture to donations is pure thuggery!!!

Jaitley alleges diverting cheques for purchase of furniture to donations is pure and simple tax evasion!!! How can such a man be an EC….. this EC is doing an EC to Election Commission….. Eroding the Commission???? Seems application has been sent to Manmohan Laundry services to launder Chawla and give him a clean chit!!! Another kind of laundering that should be banned!!! The other laundering is locally known as Hawala and the kind of laundering that Manmohan indulges in is locally known as Safaala!!!

Laloo's lawyers want the Chara Chor case to be thrown out on a technical matter,
Trying ke justice ho jaye tatter!!!

Laloo's Lawyers have approached SC pleading that case against Laloo be thrown out on technical grounds!!! They say that charges were made without proper authorization!!! Petty thieves must be really envying Laloo….. only Laloo can do chori and uss pe seena jorri!!! Laloo is idol of petty and big thieves….. many of them aspire to become Laloo!!!! God save this Nation!!!!

In fact Laloo as Laloo is thugs ka idol new Site may come up…… www.laloo.com,
Site for chors……. Site Laloo ke misdeeds karre gi tom-tom!!!

Rather than the dating Site someone should make a Site for Chors and Thugs!!!! And what better role model can they get than Laloo??? He's done everything but is the Railway Minister of India!!! How to avoid the Law, Innovative chori schemes, Chori gadgetry, Hall of Fame (actually shame), Chor jokes and Stories, Thuggery FAQS…… Site should have all these!!!!

Pappu Yadav is depressed ..to eat he wants something sweet,
And says that everyday he should be served meat!!

Papoo says as an MP he deserves to get food of his choice!!! Weight is still his problem but he says he's found a new diet….. eat all you want and loose weight!!! He misses the attention and love he got form his jailors in Bihar…… now he's lodged with many Papoos in Tihar and is just an ordinary Papoo !!! In the above mentioned Site Papoo should give advise on 'living it up in jail'!!!!

Nowadays if Media asks Nut nay question he just says 'No comment',
Playing it safe as no more trouble he wants to foment!!

Nut's been called by ED and ED has confiscated Jag's (Jagat) passport !!!! As per Nut's calculations he should be cleared in three years. And after that he hopes Sonia or by then Rahul will give him some work. Nowadays he's heavy into his family….. family is petitioning Sonia to give him some job to get him out of their hair!!!!

Bush says treat us like you want to be treated yourself…. would he care to visit US Delhi Embassy,
And see for himself the attitude of the US Staff….. sassy and crassy !!!

In fact US should be treated the way it treats others!!! Their Superior attitude starts from the Embassy!!! In the US they couldn't care less!!! Fact is US's mental status, low IQ, is evident form the fact that they voted Bush back to power… Bush ne US ko dubiya (his pet name and sank)!!!

Bharat Kumar

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Settlement Commission no more ?

Settlement Commission would be a farce in near future. A decision to this effect is learnt to have been taken and the day is not too far off when the Commission would be finished.

LIC MD retires

Managaing Director of the Life Insurance Corporation, K Sridhar, has retired last month.

Dr Suresh Mehrotra has his lips sealed, if you have any whispers then send it to us
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