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Who will be next TRAI Chairman?

The picture is not yet clear as to who will be the next TRAI Chairman after the present Pradeep Baijal's term expires on March 21. While the Minister, Dayanidhi Maran, wants retired Telecom Secretary Nripendra Mishra to don the mantle, PMO lobby wants a neutral person who has never remained in the Telecom Sector.

Mooshahari seeks voluntary retirement

DG in BSF, senior most serving IPS officer, RS Mooshahari has, surprisingly enough, sought voluntary retirement a day before his superannuation. 1967 batch Kerala cadre IPS officer, Mooshahari, is to retire on Feb 28, 2006.

Fresh atmosphere in Tourism

The atmosphere in the Tourism Ministry is said to have changed ever since the appointment of Ms. Ambika Soni as its minister. The secretary too has become more powerful.

Will Prem Kumar get another extension ?

Maharashtra Chief Secretary R M Premkumar will continue for a further period of 3 months beginning March 1, if PMO sources are to be believed.

Tyagi joins ILFS !

DK Tyagi is reported to have joined ILFS as CEO of group company for 3 year deputation. He is 1981 batch IAS officer of Manipur Tripura cadre.

Singh joins BSF

V K Singh has joined the BSF as DIG. He is 1987 batch J & K cadre IPS officer.

Bureaucratic heads in MP super patriotic

Some earn by work, others by destiny. But both the top bureaucrats in Madhya Pradesh - the chief secretary Rakesh Sahni and the Director General of Police Swaraj Puri - can be said to be patriotic by birth. If the former's birthday falls on the India's Republic Day, the later has his birthday on the country's Independence day.


Mahapatra is JS Commerce

Prashanta Kumar Mahapatra is new Joint Secretary Commerce. He is 1985 batch IAS officer of Haryana cadre.

Vikram joins CBI

T Vikram has joined the CBI as SP. He is 1998 batch IPS officer of Kerala cadre.

West Bengal whisper

Another Bengal whisper,friends.Get ready and double-ready.It's no Ramdev solutions of the complex physical problems.Country's problems need double force remedies.Ask our Marxist friends in Bengal.They would write an immediate prescription-the Marxist twosome-light and the land of Krishna.Ask Mamta and do not wait for her answers.You would be blasted.

AP CM's check and balance

The choice of the DGP and the Intelligence Chief in Andhra Pradesh is being viewed as a check and balance tactics of the Chief Minister. Both do not reportedly pull on well.

Das couple promoted

M M Das and Rama Das have been promoted to the rank of Chief Commissioner Income Tax in Mumbai.

Aaj Ki Aawaz

Commies now say they can huff and puff and blow UPA down,
But Post the Airport strike flop show Commies are now a joke in every City and town!!!

Hope Commies realize that post the Airport Strike failure they are now taken to be not 'bark-less and toothless' but sleeping dogs…….. yes, they get up sometimes let out a few whimpers and then go to sleep again!!!! The 'movers and shakers' amongst the Commies do everything to ensure that the CMP flouting done by UPA is underplayed…… others of course say that plug on UPA should have been pulled 'yesterday'!!!! Frankly when they are awake the Commies are either letting out whimpers or running after their own tails!!!! Now the Commies want the Iran Vote to be discussed in the House… have Commies have decided to bark in the House.... under controlled conditions???

Manmohan sings ' Yeh laal rang UPA ko nahi leave karre ga'!!!
But to Commie's demands Manmohan says 'na'!!!

Congress says that Commies need to see the broader picture and also stop trying to colour the picture red!!!! Commies may again boycott the CC Meetings… their loss is what Congressis say aside!!! Commies have basically dug themselves into a hole….. Commies are perceived as power seekers who do not want to take any responsibility…. UPA's term for them is a picnic…. freeloading is the mantra!!!!

Renuka is very sad,
Hello hello…. not only sad but raving mad!!!

She' angry with Sonia …. but she does not dare to show her anger. She's angry with Soni and shows her anger. She still cannot come to terms with her demotion!!! After telling all that she had been handpicked to head the Women and Child Welfare Ministry she's gone into a sulk!!! Hello hello has become very mellow!!!

Subbarami Reddy is applying to Sonia for an exemption…. to throw a Party to celebrate,
Sonia's going to tell him to wait!!

Subbarami is a partying man…… he is recognized by his parties!!!! He throws parties at the drop of a hat…….and now he has reason to celebrate but Madam's diktat cannot be flouted!!! So Subbarami, though miffed at not getting independent charge, wants to celebrate!!! This time he's ordered a extra heavy flower garland , South Indian style, for Sonia…..Sonia should start doing some neck exercises so that her neck can hold the weight of the garland!!!

Nanny Shukla is now officiating as the Congress Spokesman,
Wrong person jo karr raha hai yeh post man!!

Now he's miffed at Shiela's demolition drive….. after the MG Malls were targeted Shukla seems to have found his tongue to speak up against the demolition drive!!!! He did not raise a voice as the common man's property faced the hammers of the demolition army!!! Seems when the demolition hit his Partying buddies then Shukla found his tongue!!!! Now Nanny is crying and needs someone to wipe his tears and by the looks of it a diaper change too!!!

Is Shiela going to be sacrificed to regain popularity???
Because the demolition drive has got Congress a lot of unpopularity!!!

Delhi Government has got a draft plan ready for Delhi with the common man in mind!!! But , Shiela has become very unpopular....symbol of the demolitions!!! And people have seen the Congress's double standards.....her own violations were not been targeted……file was lost and then found...got mired in the search for her file!!!! Seems Congress will dump Shiela to counter the unpopularity its got on account of the demolition drive.. and this will happen sooner than later!!

Anil says Bhaiya ji split ki agreement ko nibhaana,
Says that Mukesh should not try to wiggle out on some bahaana!!!

Teething problems were bound to crop up and these have. Anil and Mukesh are both crying foul!!!! Anil says that Mukesh is not transferring RNRL and in the mean time is taking decisions in RNRL without consulting him. Mukesh says he's been trying to contact Anil on his Reliance number…. but seems his Hutch connection is not getting through to Anil's Reliance number. Similarly his BSNL landline number is not getting through to Anil's Reliance landline!!! Seems the cause of their lack of communication is the incompatibility of their mobile and landline connections!!!

Elections are nearing in Punjab and Amarinder is feeling the heat,
By the looks of it Congress ko Akalis karrenge beat!!!

Amrinder's suffering from insomnia!!! He's done everything from counting sheep to Badal's millions but still cannot fall asleep!!! He's even tried drinking himself silly at night….. but still no sleep!!! Sleeplessness is now a royal pain!!! By the way he's started issuing clean chits…….does he realize the prerequisite for issuing clean chits…… a clean image!!! And yes Amrinder Ji no amount of bathing will give you a clean image!!!

Nitish will be moving into 1 Anne Marg in a week's time… no house warming,
As it is living in such an opulent house for his image is harming!!!

Nitish is dumbfounded, flabbergasted, astounded , thunderstruck at the luxury of 1 Anne Marg. Nitish should allow the Press in so that the Press can show the lap of luxury in which the Laloo clan was living!!! But no can do…. because then people would come to know in what luxury he is living in… bad for his image!!!!

They say 500 crores have been bet on the Indo Pak One Day matches,
Look carefully for the intentional loose bowling, gifting of wicket and dropped catches!!!

Though fixing has been made difficult…its not impossible!! Yes, phones could be tapped, vigilance be maintained etc., but its not fool proof!!! And mind you punters say that betting is less on the outcome of matches and more on derivatives!!! So if either Dravid or Alu Imzy takes off his shirt .. you know someone's made a pretty packet!!!

Sarkaar says Buta is under threat so that ghar in Delhi he can get,
Seeing this Bitta too has cooked up a story that he too is under threat!!

Buta is going to get a house in Delhi on account of threat perception!!! Actually the threat is on Congress and Buta has to be placated, lest he starts blurting things out???? Seeing Buta get a house on threat perception now Bitta says that his network tells him that he too is under threat. Buta did his bitta (bit of) service for Congress and is being awarded with a House!!!! Bitta should realize he's not Buta…… and his chance to become Buta went with Rao Sarkaar!!!

Now BJP has Tyaag ka Devta ….. Tyaag ka King,
Basically he's done tyaag of nothing ….but that's another thing!!!

Venkaiah says he will now not accept any post and will now work for the Party. It's another thing that all the posts have been filled up and Venkaiah's not been given any specific responsibility. So Venkaiah is converting a downturn into an upturn by spinning this tyaag ki story……. for tyaag you have to give up something and we all know Venkaiah's not been offered/got anything of which he's doing tyaag!!! But this will not stop Venkaiah from torturing us with his Venkaiah monologues on his so called tyaag…. Sonia better get ready for some monologues from the King of Monologues….. tyaag ki aag is Venkaiah's new raag !!! Someone should tell him at his dos he should do tyaag of only serving only a South Indian fare and should include things like Makki ki roti and sarson ka saag!!!

Bharat Kumar

WHISPERS .... CORPORATE WORLD

Bhat is new ED of UCO Bank

S A Bhat has taken over as new Executive Director of the UCO Bank.He was earlier GM of the Bank of India.

Mishra is ED of Canara Bank

Alok Mishra is the new Executive Director of the Canara Bank. Earlier he was GM of the Bank of India.

Sud to go to Vietnam

Ashok Sud is moving to Vietnam as Regional Head of the Client Relationships, India and South Asia ,Standard Chartered Bank.

Nair is Member of SEBI

Thumparampil Chandran Nair has taken over as whole time member, Securities and Exchange Board of India. Earlier he was Managing Director, Bharatiya Reserve Bank Note Mudran Limited, Bangalore.

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