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Gill to be DG NHRC !
DGP of Rajasthan A S Gill is being tipped to be new DG in the National Human Rights Commission (NHRC). 1972 batch IPS officer Gill will succeed 1972 batch West Bengal cadre IPS officer Damodar sarangi who is superannuating next month end.

Rajiv Mathur is ADG RPF
Rajiv Mathur has been appointed ADG Railway Protection Force (RPF).He is 1974 batch IPS officer of Chhattisgarh cadre.
( We said this on October 16 )

Raut,Tripathi and Alind Jain to get promotion orders today
Three 1974 batch IPS officers S K Raut,N K Tripathi and Alind Jain are being promoted to the rank of DG in Madhya Pradesh on Monday.

Shashi Bhushan is JS Justice
Shashi Bhushan has joined the Ministry of Law and Justice in the Government of India. He is 1975 batch CSS officer.

Will Sunil Kumar return to Chhattisgarh ?
Chhattisgarh Government has asked for the services of Sunil Kumar,Joint Secretary in the Ministry of HRD in the Government of India.1979 batch IAS officer Sunil Kumar is presently on deputation to the Government of India.Will Sunil Kumar return to the parent Chhattisgarh cadre ?.

Sunita Kaila is new Member CBDT
Sunita Kaila has taken over as new Member of the CBDT. She is 1972 batch IRS officer.
( We said this on October 19 )

Ms.Monica Garg to be Director, NIFT, Delhi

Ms.Monica Garg is going to be Director of Delhi based National Institute of Fashion Technology (NIFT).Ms.Garg who is an IAS officer of the 1989 batch belongs to the Uttar Pradesh cadre.

Why did Uma Bharti meet Shekhawat ?
Why did Uma Bharti meet former Vice-President Bheron Singh Shekhawat in Delhi ? Political observers are keen to know the outcome of the meeting.

Is Congress trying to create a rift in the Left Front?

Is the Congress party trying to create a rift in the Left Front(LF)?Answer to this question is in affirmative, because it is for the first time in last three decades that Congress is trying the same thing that was attempted by former Prime Mrs Indira Gandhi with the LF.Congress is attempting this by pitching in for differences between the CPM & other parties of the LF.As a first step towards this Indian Minister for Information & Broadcasting(I & B)Priya Ranjan Das Munshi had fired a salvo against the CPM government over the Nandigram's ongoing row.

V.P.Baligar to be PS to Karnataka CM

V.P.Baligar is going to be Principal Secretary to new Karnataka Chief Minister B.S.Yediyurappa who takes charge today.He is an IAS officer of 1980 & belongs to the Karnataka cadre.

Karnataka CS unlikely to be changed

There is no possibility of Karnataka Chief Secretary being changed,following induction of B.S.Yediyurappa as the new Chief Minister on November 12,2007.

Handa gets additional charge of DG (Vigilance)
Chief Commissioner Income Tax in Delhi A K Handa has been given additional charge of DG (Vigilance) in the CBDT.

Selection to CAT on November 12
Meeting to select Vice-Chairmen and Members to the Central Administrative Tribunal (CAT)is expected to take place on November 12. There are over six dozen aspirants.

Maharashtra Government for extension of DG and CP
Maharashtra Government is reported to have sought extension in service to DGP P S Pasricha and Mumbai Police Commissioner D N Jadhav. The two officers are scheduled to retire by this month end.

Will Prabh Das be allowed to join Bhatinda Refinery ?
PMO has reportedly raised a query on Prabh Das's file for a 6.2.2 assignment with Mittals on the grounds that he was in the Petroleum Ministry and that the rules forbid any officer from going on deputation to an organization with which he has dealt with during the past five years.1981 batch West Bengal cadre IAS officer Prabh Das has been chosen to head the Bhatinda Refinery.

Rao appointed CVO NALCO
G K Rao has been appointed CVO of the NALCO. He is 1983 batch IAS officer of Manipur-Tripura cadre.

Jain to go on deputation to CONCOR
IRSME Janendra Kumar Jain is going on deputation to CONCOR as Group General Manager CONCOR.

Former IPS officer joins BJP in Nagaland

Retired 1977 batch IPS officer of Nagaland cadre C. Kikon, has joined the BJP and is likely to contest from Bhandari Assembly constituency in the forthcoming Assembly elections.

New Judge of Sikkim HC

Justice Ananda Prakash Subba has been sworn in as the judge of Sikkim High Court on Saturday.

3 ACs of IT shifted

Three Assistant Commissioners(AC) of Income Tax(IT) have been transferred.They are :S.N.Sharma Delhi to Rajasthan,Ms.Esther N.Hanghal UOP to Kerala & Anshuman Sharma Mumbai to NWR.

Transfers of 15 IRS officers in abeyance

Transfers of 15 such officers belonging to the Indian Revenue Service(IRS)have been held in abeyance till March 31,2008.Their names with their exting postings are:Shivendra Kumar Gupta-AP,R.K.Baral-MP,Pradeep Kumar- NWR,D.D.Yadav- Mumbai,R.Sampath Kumar- TN,P.K.Sharma -Rajasthan,S.Mohammed Mustafa-TN,K.C.Gupta- Rajasthan,K.C.Das-AP,V.Amrender Reddy -AP,S.R.Kaushik NWR,Ajay Kumar Misra-UP(E),B.Y.Chavan-Pune,Harish Gidwani-UP(E) & Pinaki Mukherjee-WB.

FORUM

Private banks have crossed all limits
Recent decision of District Consumer Forum, Delhi, to impose damages of Rs 55 lacs on ICICI bank for brutish behaviour of its recovery agents will be welcomed by all. Some of the private banks have crossed all limits of civilised behaviour by employing goons masquerading as recovery agents to deal with "defaulters" rather than adopting legal methods. On the other hand nationalised banks maintain absolute secrecy in disclosing the names of defaulters who owe lacs of crores to the banks ,defaulters being well known names in corporate world, some of them even being members of government committees or even recipients of government awards. A very gentle approach is followed where big defaulters are involved but total ruthlessness is shown in case of small borrowers. RBI should take some tough measures to deal with extra legal methods of private banks who employ aggressive marketing techniques to give loans and too gentle approach of nationalised banks in dealing with big and corporate defaulters.

Sudhir Chopra

The answer to Ravi Pipal's predicament is that if all ills are removed there would be no Pay Commissions in future and that is what no retired judge and bureaucrat would wish. Also as Rabindra Nath Tagore said, perfection is perishment. So, let us hope for the best but not the perfect.

S P Singal

TAIL-PIECE

INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

PATNIism
You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows.

WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

SAPism
You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
Contributed by-Vijay Arora

Aaj Ki Aawaz

Manmohan Ji Ji don't forget the 'subsidy' that India is giving to FIIs dabbling in stocks!!
With this subsidy being given to foreigners on oil subsidy himself Manmohan mocks!!!

Indians and Indian entities have to pay taxes but FIIs don't do so!!!!
It's high time that to this 'subsidy' via Mauritius route Sarkaar said no!!!

Why allow them this provision????
High time in this there's a revision!!!

Aren't majority of Indian Oil majors Public Sector Undertakings???
So why are Manmohan and Montek so worried about PSU's takings (profits)???

And both know this is a temporary phase and Oil prices will come down to $ 60 level,
With a price hike economy kyon karna chahate hai level????

Manmohan Ji you move about in BMWs and an executive Jet on tax payers paisa!!!
And you are trying to burden tax payers….Manmohan bandaa hai kaisa?????

And then Manmohan is not a people's PM ….. he's parachuted to the PM's chair!!!
So for Public he basically does not care!!!

For him and Montek figures are all that matter…. and we all are just numbers!!!
As it is with high prices the Aam Aadmi lumbers!!!

Prices have risen and now are stable at the risen levels… onions now cost Rs.20 /kg!!!
And if Manmohan doesn't see this then he needs to start his re-education from KG!!!

And now get prepared for a rice shock!!!
Very soon rices prices kitchen budgets ko karren gi soc!!

And if you ask me Montek is one overrated economist!!!
Where he should be an optimist he becomes a pessimist !!

And where he should be a pessimist he becomes an optimist!!!
He needs to see an ophthalmologist as his economic vision ho gayi hai mist!!!

The bloodbath in Nandigram continues ….. killing and rape!!
And as WB Sarkaar allows its cadres to do so Centre karr rahi hai helplessly gape!!!

If BJP had been in power in WB President's rule would have been imposed by now!!!
In Nandigram democracy ho rahi hai mow!!!

Shivraj Patil is abs mum….. may even justify the killing and rape!!!
Try to put over what's happening in Nandigram a cape!!!

WB Congress is keeping mum!!!!
On account of Delhi 's numerical compulsions they lack the dumm!!!

And on Nandigram Manmohan has taken a vow of silence!!
Kursi ke moh ne karr diya Manmohan ko silence!!!

Congress creates a hue and cry about Gujarat but in WB they are mum!!!!
Pseudo secularists just don't have the dumm!!!!

BJP's CM will be sworn in as Karnataka's CM on Monday!!!
Whereas for Deputy CM's post at each other Gowdas sons are brandishing dhande (sticks)!!!

But in all probability Kurmarasway will get the post!!!
And if he does not it'll be evident from his mug ….will look as he's seen a ghost!!!

And hope after the swearing in Papa Gowda goes back to his dozing ways!!!
Because he's going to create problems if awake he stays!!!

In Punjab the Punjab Sarkaar is robbing Peter to pay Paul!!!!
Topi ghumaana iss ko karte hai call!!!

As and when required Sarkaar will do some reverse entries … some notional!!!
Cooperatives and other Bodies with their funds should no longer be emotional!!!

On Diwali and Christmas Punjab Guv gets his house lighted!!!
So that from far away it can be sighted!!!

Diwali and Christmas are 'gift' time and the lights say Jee aaya noo (welcome),
And thank you too!!!

When Punjabis celebrate Baisakhi there are no lights on his house!!!
On this many Punjabis nurse a grouse!!!

Markets are like a rollercoaster ride!!!
Now get ready for seeing the down slide!!!

Down slide is going to be proportional to the climb up,
Some would even say the Bull's days are up!!!

Confucius says…. With a Bull-run comes a lot of Bull poo (shit)!!!
A lot of wealth is going to be flushed down the loo!!!

Bharat Kumar
Aaj_ki_aawaz@yahoo.com

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CORPORATE

SCOPE's functioning under review ?

The Government has taken up review of the functioning of the
Standing Conference of Public Enterprises (SCOPE). For
quite some time, various Ministries of the Government have
been feeling uneasy about the inability of the SCOPE to
project the achievements of Central Enterprises. There is a
general feeling that Industry bodies like CII, FICCI, etc., are
doing a commendable job within and outside India to project
the positive face of the Indian industry while SCOPE has not
learnt any lesson from the changed economic environment of
the country. Public Enterprises are doing wonderful job but
their achievements remain confined to the files. SCOPE
has never organized a combined show of the capabilities
and achievements of the public enterprises. SCOPE is merely
acting as a real estate agent looking after the two complexex
it has constructed in Delhi. A recast of the SCOPE on the
lines of CII is overdue, contend the industry watchers.

Encroachment in Kolar Gold Fields ?
It is alleged that thousands of acres of land belonging to the world famous Kolar Gold Mines has been encroached.

U P Singh to head, OPGC and OHPC

U P Singh has been appointed as new Chairman of Orissa Power Generation Corporation (OPGC) & Orissa Hydro Power Corporation (OHPC).He is Commissioner cum Secretary Energy, Steel & Mines.U.P.Singh is an IAS officer of the 1985 batch who belongs to the Orissa cadre.

Ekta Kapoor winds up from Dubai

Director of "Balaji Telefilms"Ms.Ekta Kapoor has wound up her shop from Dubai. She reportedly took this step after getting into a problem with the civic body of Dubai.This is going spell doom for Hindi teleserial "Khwaiish"being telecast on Sony television channel.

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