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Secret of Dr Man Mohan Singh's success
Do you know what is the secret of Indian Prime Minister Dr Man Mohan Singh's success? The secret has been unraveled now. Well, answer to this question is very simple-it is his simplicity. Dr Singh never enters the 10 Janpath in his official bullet proof BMW car. Whenever he goes to call on UPA chief & Congress president Mrs. Sonia Gandhi at her residence, he embarks into an Ambassador car at the entrance. Reason for this is said to be that even his leader commutes in a bullet proof Ambassador car.
NSG DG to retire this month
NSG DG Jyoti Krishna Dutt is retiring by this month end. He is 1971 batch IPS officer of West Bengal cadre.
Madhav Chandra is new HC Botswana
Madhav Chandra, currently Minister in High Commission of India, London, has been appointed as the next High Commissioner of India to the Republic of Botswana in succession to VN Hade. He is 1979 batch IFS officer.
Murli Deora to launch PCRA's campaign in Mumbai on Feb 15
Murli Deora, Indian Minister for Petroleum & Natural Gas, will launch Petroleum Conservation Research Association's (PCRA's) campaign on "Save Fuel yani Save Money", at Sydenham College of Commerce & Economics, Mumbai, on February 15,2009 at 11.00 am.
Is Agartala in Bangla Desh ?
As soon as you land in Agartala, you will get message on your mobile " Dear Dolphin subscribers, Grameen Phone welcomes you to Bangla Desh. No of Indian Embassy in Dhaka is 02-9888189 ".For any assistance dial 121.
Prasun Mukherjee takes over as DG BPR&D !
Prasun Mukherjee has joined the Government of India as DG BPR&D. He is 1973 batch IPS officer of West Bengal cadre.
( We said this on January 27 )
IAS changes on the anvil in Assam
As the grapevine has it, a reshuffle of IAS officers in Assam is on the anvil. At least two Collectors will be changed.
Srivastava to leave for Goa ?
Grapevine has it that SK Srivastava, Principal Secretary Services in Delhi government, is being relieved from Delhi next week for Goa where he will be the understudy for Chief Secretary, Goa.
13 face interview for Director, IIFM's slot
As many as 13 officers belonging to the Indian Forest Service (IFS) faced interviews for the post of Director in the Bhopal located Indian Institute of Forest Management (IIFM).
Deputation period of Savitur Prasad extended
Central deputation tenure of Savitur Prasad, IDAS (83), Joint Secretary in the National Commission for Enterprises in the Unorganized Sector (NCEUS) has been extended till March 31.
AP cadre IPS officer to go on deputation to Haryana
The Government of India has approved the proposal for inter-cadre deputation of Dr. Rajwant Singh from Andhra Pradesh to Haryana for a period of three years. Sandhu is 1985 batch IPS officer.
LM Manjhi heads CBI's Bhilai unit
LM Manjhi, Additional SP, is heading the Bhilai unit office of Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI).
Mathi Vathanan to return to Orissa
G Mathi Vathanan, who is on deputation to the Government of India, is returning to the parent Orissa cadre.1994 batch IAS officer is presently posted in Chennai under the Ministry of Textiles.
KSSVP Reddy empanelled in GOI
KSSVP Reddy, an Indian Forest Service (IFS) officer of the 1984 batch, who belongs to the Tamil Nadu cadre has been empanelled, in the Government of India (GOI).
Aditya Kumar is Director Textiles
Aditya Kumar has joined as Director Textiles in the Government of India. He is 1987 batch UP cadre IFS officer.
Chhotray re-appointed Vice Chancellor
Devdas Chhotray has been re-appointed Vice-Chancellor of Ravenshaw University in Orissa. He is retired 1971 batch IAS officer of Bihar cadre.
1993 batch IPS to be DIG in Punjab
1993-batch IPS officers are being promoted to the rank of DIG in Punjab.
Bureaucratic changes in Goa
North Goa collector Mihir Vardhan has been moved as South Goa collector. G P Naik will now be North Goa collector. Nikhil Dessai will be the new MD of Goa Handicrafts Corporation .
CBDT grants extension to Probodh Seth
The period of foreign assignment of Dr. Probodh Seth, as Director, Research Policy and Planning, Mauritius Revenue Authority, has been extended for 11 months from March 1, 2009 to Jan 31, 2010 by the Central Board of Direct Taxes (CBDT).
Applications for Financial Advisor's post in Assam Rifles invited
All the Chief Commissioners of Income Tax have been asked to send the applications of eligible officers in their region for the post of Financial Advisor in Assam Rifles, Shillong, under the Ministry of Home Affairs.
One IFS officer in offer list for central deputation from Assam-Meghalaya cadre
One IFS officer, Bharat Bhushan Dhar of 1981 batch, is in the offer list for central deputation from Assam-Meghalaya cadre.
12 Indian Police officers to be deployed with UNMIS
12 Indian Police officers have been selected for deployment with UN Mission in Sudan (UNMIS) for a period of one year deployment in the Mission area is slated to begin on March 4, 2009.
Jain promoted in BSNL
ITS officer A K Jain has been promoted to SAG. He is now PGM (Mobile) Jaipur.
GS Raju empanelled in GOI
GS Raju, an Indian Forest Service (IFS) officer of the 1985 batch, who belongs to the Manipur Tripura (MT) cadre has been empanelled to the rank of Joint Secretary in Government of India (GOI).
IRPS changes
Anant Swarup Sr DPO/DLI is moving to Railway Board as Director MPP .
Sunil Sinha AGM/HR/DMRC will join the Railway Board as Director PC-II.
Tabiyar is ADRM
IRPS officer Arjun Tabiyar CPO/A/ECR is moving as ADRM/BKN/NWR.
Gupta is new Excise Commissioner Jharkhand
Pradeep Gupta has taken over as the new Excise Commissioner of the State. He is 1995 batch IAS officer.
Vyas is First DG of FSL University
Gandhinagar FSL Director J M Vyas has been appointed as a first Director General of FSL University.
IPS reshuffle in Punjab
There is IPS reshuffle in Punjab. New postings are Mssrs:-G S Sahota IG Zonal I patiala,I P Sahota IG Border Range,S K Asthana DIG Patiala Range,Kuldip Singh DIG Jalandhar Range, R S Khatra SSP Amritsar, HR Chadha ADGP, Armed Battalion Jalandhar Cantonment, Rajan Gupta ADGP, Armed Battalions Jalandhar Cantonment. Chander Shekhar ADGP, Railways. GD Pandey ADGP, Security. Sanjeev Gupta ADGP, Administration. Rajinder Singh of ADGP, Rules, RP Meena, IG, IRB Patiala , HS Dhillon IG, Vigilance. VK Bhawra, IG, Intelligence, Prabodh Kumar IG, Computer and Telecommunication ,RN Dhoke DIG, Intelligence-2 and STF, Punjab, Chandigarh, Shashi Prabha Diwedi DIG Training, Arpit Shukla, SSP, Patiala, Sukhwinder Singh Mann is SSP, Khanna, RK Jaisawal SSP, Jalandhar, Sukhchain Singh Gill SSP, Ludhiana (City), Pramod Ban SSP, Hoshiarpur, LK Yadav, SSP, Ropar, Ram Singh SSP, Kapurthala, Surinder Singh Sodhi SSP, Faridkot, Rakesh Aggarwal SSP, Shaheed Bhagat Singh Nagar.
Sudhir Shyam is now Deputy Secretary Rural Development
Sudhir Shyam who was Deputy Director in the Department of Consumer Affairs is now Deputy Secretary in GOI's Rural Development (RD) Department. He is an Indian Economic Service (IES) officer of the 1999 batch.
Corporation's Hong Kong branch to open on Monday
Corporation bank of which Chairman cum Managing Director(CMD) is J.M.Garg is opening its Hong Kong branch on February 16,2009.Garg accompoanied by Corporation Ban's General Manager (GM) Rajendran is already in Hong Kong


CORPORATE
NTPC pays Highest ever Interim Dividend of Rs. 2308.73 crore
Highest ever Interim dividend cheque of Rs. 2066.30 crore was presented by R.S. Sharma, CMD, NTPC Limited to Sushilkumar Shinde Indian Minister of Power, being the share of Government of India, for the FY 2008-09 today. The total interim dividend works out to Rs. 2308.73 crore, @28% on the paid-up capital of the company.Jairam Ramesh Indian Minister of State for Commerce & Power, V.S. Sampath, Secretary (Power) and other senior officials from Ministry of Power and NTPC were present on the occasion.
This is the 16th consecutive year that NTPC has paid dividend.
Anil Laul bags global prize
Anil Laul of Anangpur Building Center, Faridabad, has been nominated for the Kyoto World Water Grand Prize to be presented during the 5th World Water Forum at Istanbul (16-22 March 2009). His device - a natural water filter - is the subject matter of the prize. He is one of the 30 nominees selected worldwide for this prestigious award. This award, to be presented for the second time after three years, was presented in its first edition to another Indian NGO - Gram Vikas. He is also looking for sponsorship for his airfare to Delhi-Istanbul-Delhi.

Aaj Ki Aawaz
They say CBI is ready to nail Mulayam in the DA case!!!!
Amar will then beat up CBI with his verbal mace!!!!
For all you know CBI's Boss may get a fax like a Judge got sometime back!!!
And in the fax allegations about CBI's Boss the sender will pack!!
CBI should get ready for Amar's abusive shayri and songs!!!!
And now Amar is going to rake up CBI's past wrongs!!!
For one he says CBI is now Congress's Bureau of Investigation!!
And there is merit in this allegation!!!
CBI is actually a tool in the hands of the Party that sits on the throne in Dilli!!!
And then all depends on with whom Party sitting on the throne is warm or chilly!!!
Congress tried to save Mulayam as this was SP's primary demand for allying with it!!
And mind you Congress did its bit!!!
But SC put a spanner in the works and put CBI in the dock!!!
SC commented that its duty karr rahi hai CBI mock!!
At one time CBI had given a clean chit to Pandher in the Nithair case!!!
And now a death sentence or life imprisonment Pandher karr raha hai face!!!
Laloo's Interim Budget is a 'please all' one!!!!
Announced that Gravy trains in Bihar will run!!!
Trains that he feels will get RJD votes in the upcoming elections!!!
RJD is in for a thrashing in Bihar as per projections!!!!
Laloo announced train after train like a Irani Restaurant waiter announces dish after dish!
To RJD's electorate trains kiye Laloo ne dish!!!
He says he's made a haathi (white one) into a cheetah!!!!
I overheard a elderly Punjabi say ' Sabh guppa hann iss ne kuch nahi keeta'!!!
The condition of trains is pathetic….. at a new low!!!
Out of maintenance funds karr rahe hai flow!!!
Safety has been compromised and Indian Railways are a death trap!!
So his haathi to cheeta boast is just crap!!!
Where the funds are being diverted will soon be known!!!
Once Laloo is out rest assured his turn around story to smithereens will be blown!
In a Railways ad Bihar 's Leader of Opposition's mug shot is shown!!!
But Bihar CM's photo is missing and the reasons are well known!!
When the truth comes out it'll be known that Laloo's claim to fame is via fudging!!!
And through out his stint on his fudging Laloo ko many have been nudging!
Laloo has been saying 'I damn care'!!!!
He'll have to care when sabh kuch ho jaye ga bare!!
Imagine Laloo's condition when he'll be powerless in Dilli and Bihar !!!!
I fear Laloo could be hit by Amaritis after RJD's haar!!!!
Confucius says….. out of power Leaders literally wilt or age!!!!
And the pink returns to their cheeks when they move back again to center stage!!!!
Bharat Kumar


Forum
Sudeep Banerjee was truly a gem of a person
It is not right to say that Sudeep did not get along with his senior colleagues. As one such colleague I can vouch for the fact that he was loved and respected by all he came into contact with, his seniors, peers and juniors.
Sudeep had immense capacity to do good. As an officer I have rarely come across anyone with his drive and ability to deliver on any goal given to him or one set by himself. He touched the lives of so many who would always remember him with great deal of respect and deep affection.
May his soul rest in peace.
P K Lahiri
Ek samay ka Ant--
Sudeep Banerjee ke liye sirf itna hi kahunga ke vo mere liye to "God Father" the. Unhone mujhe padai ke liye class Xth se lekar graduation tak financially help ki ...... Me unka ye ahsan sari umra nahi bhul paunga,,,, such me mere liye to vo ek "Allah" ke nek Farishtey hi the.... jo mere liye unhone kiya shayad he koi kar pata.... sach kahu to jis din mujhe pata chala ke unki death ho gai he(10.30,11/02.2009- a black day for me).... vo sara din or sari rat mujhe .... sach mere liye ek samay ka ant ho gaya he.... Kar to kuch nahi sakta ,,,, Allah se dua karta hun ke unhe jannat nasib ho...
Bas sari umra ek malal rahega ke unke buredin (when he was hospitalized ) me unke liye kuch nahi kar paya.... Allah.. mujhe maf kare.....
Please aap sab bhi unke liye dua karen......
Nizamuddin
Rajasthan Cabinet reshuffle raises hopes
The long awaited constitution of the full fledged cabinet in Rajasthan is being awaited with tremendous hope. Though the all round decline in administrative culture has also affected Rajasthan, yet we continue to hope for effective, clean and people friendly government in Rajasthan. It has been long since the glorious days of respected governments came to an end in Rajasthan. It is a very sad commentary on the decline in standards in Rajasthan in the past three decades. Before entering the Civil Service, I had worked as a Lecturer in Rajasthan and thus am aware of the good old practices. My experience with the state administrative agencies in the past two years were very disturbing. There was complete anarchy in offices, the supervisors are afraid of even asking the subordinates for information, unauthorised persons are available for intervention, unless you throw your weight around you get nothing done, the smiling faces of workers in offices are past stories, no one displays name/designation, telephone numbers are difficult to find, people are generally missing from their seats and their supervisors neither know their whereabouts nor when they are likely to be available, there are no grievance officers designated & displayed, names & addresses of vigilance officers or units are hard to find. This was never Rajasthan that I know and that I take pride in. There is urgent need for good governance in Rajasthan, if you wish to talk decency, dignity, chivalry, tradition, bravery, culture, heritage and ,of coure "maharo rang rangilo Rajasthan".We hope Ashok Geltot will prove this time that he is an experienced Chief Minister, capable of giving Rajasthan an administration that people will affectionately remember for long time and that he will make his detractors eat crow for calling him Rajasthan ka ek moo.... Chief Minister.
Good luck!
M L Gupta
TAIL-PIECE
An old hillbilly farmer and his nagging wife
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night she was always complaining about something.
The only time he got any relief was when he was out ploughing with his old mule.
He tried to plough a lot.
One day, when he was out ploughing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again.
Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.
This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, 'Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement.'
'And what about the men?' the minister asked.
'They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.'

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