Excellent, Keep it up.
D S Pahwa

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Kaun Banega Delhi Police Commissioner ? (4) Ajay Chadha
General belief in the corridors of power is 1977 batch IPS officer Ajay Chadha will be new Police Commissioner of Delhi. One can only wait and watch.
Will Shyamal Sarkar be next EO ?
Will 1979 batch IAS officer Shyamal Sarkar succeed P K Mishra as Establishment Officer in the Department of Personnel ? .Name of 1978 batch IAS officer of Uttarakhand cadre Ashish Bahuguna is also in circulation for the post.
Six IRS sure to be Members of CBDT ?
Six IRS officers Mssrs M C Joshi, Hardeep Srivastava, V K Bhatia or Kamlesh Argal, Manjari Kackar, Poonam Kishore and S S Rana are reportedly sure to be appointed Members of the CBDT. Other three Officers Mssrs Akhilesh Prasad, Kamlesh Argal and Qaiser Shamin may miss the bus because they are to superannuate in less than a year’s time. CoS is meeting on Monday to finalise the names.
11 ,IAS officer to monitor CWG
About one dozen IAS officers have been asked to monitor stadiums being made for Commonwealth games. Additional Secretary and Joint Secretary level officers are Mssrs:- Subodh Kumar,R C Mishra,J S Deepak,S R Rao,Shashi Shekhar,Amarjit Singh,Gopal Krishna,Rohit Nandan,Tara Dutt,Rajiv Kapoor and Injeti Srinivas.
Rajiv Mishra is next Ambassador to Slovak Republic
Rajiv Misra, presently Joint Secretary in the Ministry, has been appointed as the next Ambassador of India to the Slovak Republic in succession to Ms. Homai Saha.
Saha is new Ambassador to Italy
Debabrata Saha, presently Ambassador in Kyiv, has been appointed as the next Ambassador of India to Italy.
Ranjanesh Sahai  posted as ED (Corporate Coordination), Railway Board.
Ranjanesh Sahai (IRAS 1985 batch) has been posted as Executive Director under Chairman, Railway Board.  This is a recognition for the junior Sahai's performance during an earlier stint under senior Sahai in Mumbai while the twosome had cracked on high rates of contracts. Sahai also endeared himself in the eyes of his seniors during his stint in central government's Ministry of Home Affairs (MHA) .
Dr. Sanjeev Mishra to get some new assignment
Dr. Sanjeev Mishra CCA in central government’s Ministry of Home Affairs (MHA) is likely to get new assignment, as Budget Advisor in World Bank in Timor-Leste. He is an Indian Civil Account Service (ICAS) cadre officer of 1988 batch.
Ministries start preparing for next year’s budget
Different Ministries have started their preparation for next year’s budget material without waiting for the official circular in this regard. Circular pertaining to preparations for budget of 2010-11 is likely to be issued in the month of September.
3 ADG level posts vacant in CPOs
There are three posts of Additional DG that are vacant in CRPF, CISF and BSF.
Bureaucracy in Uttarakhand over CS appointment divided
Bureaucrats in Uttarakhand are now divided into two groups to get the post of Chief Secretary. Extended term of present Chief Secretary NS Napalchayal is coming to an end.
Singh to be Director (Finance) Mahanadi Coalfields Ltd !
A K Singh is likely to be appointed new Director (Finance) in the Mahanadi Coalfields Ltd..
Sahoo to be Director (Production) HEC
Kushal Sahoo is being tipped to be new Director (Production) in Heavy Engineering Corporation (HEC).
Jena to be CMD of Nagaland Pulp and Paper
D Jena is being tipped to be new CMD of the Nagaland Pulp and Paper Corporation.
Ms Goila joins APPA Course in IIPA
Armed Forces Head Quarter Civil Services officer Ms Poonam Goila has joined the APPA course in the IIPA.
Principal Director of Audit in Central Railways transferred
Ms. Sangita Choure, Principal Director of Audit, Central Railway, Mumbai, on relief from her present duties by Ms. Punam Pandey, has been transferred and posted as Principal Director (SRA-II) in the office of the Comptroller & Auditor General of India, New Delhi.
MK Pingua to go to USA for foreign Training programme
MK Pingua, IAS (CH : 1994), Commissioner, Govt. of Chhattisgarh, Bastar Division, Jagdalpur, has been selected for long term foreign Training programme in Executive Master of Public Administration at Syracuse University, USA.
Bhagwan Shankar empanelled in GoI
Bhagwan Shankar has been empanelled to the rank of Joint Secretary in the Government of India. He is 1988 batch IAS officer of Sikkim cadre.
Tiwari appointed JS Overseas Indian Affairs
Atul Kumar Tiwari has been appointed Joint Secretary in the Ministry of Overseas Indian Affairs. He is 1990 batch IAS officer of Karnataka cadre.
Sharma to join GoI
Bhanu Pratap Sharma is joining the Government of India as Joint Secretary Minority Affairs.He is 1981 batch IAS officer of Bihar cadre.
ITDC CVO gets extension in tenure
Deputation tenure of B L Meena, Chief Vigilance Officer in the Indian Tourism Development Corporation (ITDC) has been extended upto October 22,2012.He is 1981 batch IRTS officer.
Premature reversion of IRSME officer
The GoI has approved the premature reversion of Syed Kabeer Ahmed, IRSME(79) as Chief Vigilance Officer, Bharat Electronics Limited to his parent cadre with imposition of extended cooling-off i.e. Ahmed will have to cool-off for the prescribed period of three years after August 7, 2013.
Dash is now JS Expenditure in Election Commission
P K Dash has been appointed as Joint Secretary Expenditure, Election Commission .He is 1981 batch IRS officer.
Status of NDMA Members to be down-graded
Members of National Disaster Management Authority who are enjoying the status of Minister of State may be denied this time. Rumours are rife that new members will be given the status of the Secretary in the Government of India.
Will Minj succeed Vijayvargiya in Chhattisgarh ?
1978 batch IAS officer S Minj is likely to succeed Ashok Vijayvargiya in November as Chief Information Commissioner in Chhattisgarh. Rumours however say that present Information Commissioner Anil Joshi will be new Chief Information Commissioner. Tenure of 1969 batch retired Chief Secretary Vijayvargiya is coming to an end on November 5.
ITBP sets an example
ITBP under the leadership of Ranjit Bhatia has really set an example .Officers and jawans of the Indo-Tibetan Border Police have contributed Rs 1.75 crore to the Prime Minister’s Relief Fund for assisting those affected by the cloudburst near Leh .This includes contribution of part of their salaries by by over 45,000 personnel. Relief operations and medical camp are also being run by the ITBP.
Mukundan is now ED Establishment Railway Board
CVO NHAI R Mukundan is back to the parent Railways.On return 1984 batch IRPS officer Mukundan has been appointed ED (Establishment) in the Railway board.
Ashok Kumar poised to get a new assignment in GOI
G. Ashok Kumar, P.S. to Mulla Palli Ramachandran - Minister of State for Home, will be going for new assignment shortly as Director. He is an IAS officer of 1991 batch who belongs to Andhra Pradesh cadre.
Ms. Mira Mehrishi relieved by the Rajasthan government
Ms.Mira Mehrishi who has been appointed as Additional Secretary in central government’s Ministry of Environment and Forest (MoEF) has been relieved by the Rajasthan government on Wednesday. She is Rajasthan cadre IAS officer of 1979 batch.
(We said this on August 9, 2010)
CVC indicts 10 Northern Coalfields Ltd officials
Of the 92 government officials indicted by the Central Vigilance Commission, in June, for their alleged involvement in corruption, 10 officials are from the Northern Coalfields Ltd.
IFS changes in Uttarakhand
Five CFs have been transferred in Uttarakhand. B P Gupta(1992) has been shifted to Garhwal Circle from Yamuna Circle, R N Jha(1991) from Shiwalik Circle to Yamuna Circle, J S Suhag(1988) from Garhwal Circle to Shivalik Circle, Kapil Joshi(1992) from Western Circle to South Kumaon Circle and Dr. R S Bisht(1991) from South Kumaon Circle to Western Circle. Mrs. Ranjana Kala CCF, Publicity & Extension has been given additional charge of PD, Ajeevika Project.
PM approves setting up NIC
The setting up of a National Innovation Council (NIC) to prepare a road map for the 'Decade of Innovation 2011-2020'. Has been approved by the Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh.
Jawaid Akhtar has joined as chief of Coffee Board
Jawaid Akhtar, IAS has assumed the charge as Chairman of the Coffee Board. He is an IAS officer of the 1989 batch who belongs to the Karnataka cadre.
A major bureaucratic reshuffle on the anvil in Rajasthan
As the grapevine has it there is going to be a major reshuffle in Rajasthan bureaucracy by the end of this month. This will include senior level secretaries and certain district collectors.
IPS changes in Rajasthan on cards
As the grapevine has it there is going to be a reshuffle in posting of many of the IPS officers in Rajasthan.
Singh is new PS Finance in Bihar
Rameshwar Singh will be the new principal secretary of finance department in Bihar. He is 1983 batch IAS officer.
IAS reshuffle in Uttarakhand
There are IAS changes in Uttarakhand. New postings are :-Mssrs Rajiv Gupta Infrastructure Commissioner in addition to his present responsibilities,S. Murugeshan Additional Secretary, Rural development, Finance and Chief Coordinator of Pradhanmantri Gram Sadak Yojna, Amit Negi Additional Secretary, Health and Family welfare,Ranjit Kumar Sinha Additional Secretary (Sports, Planning, Culture and Training),Indudhar Baurai CDO of Dehra Dun,R. Rajesh Kumar Pithoragarh CDO,Deepak Rawat CDO of Chamoli,Ashish Kumar Joshi CDO of Tehri,V.P. Raturi CDO. ADM (Haridwar) and S.N. Mukhya Nagar Adhikari of Dehra Dun.

Eight IPS officers in Madhya Pradesh get senior grade scale
As many as eight IPS officers in Madhya Pradesh, including one of 1994 batch and seven from 1997 batch, have been given senior grade scale. They are SS Chaudhry (1994), Makrand Deoskar, Umesh Joga, D Srinivas Verma, Solomon Yash Kumar Minj, MK Katakwar, Renu Shukla and Dinesh Chandra Sharma.
94 AGMs in SBI promoted
A total of 94 Assistant General Managers in the State Bank of India (SBI) have been elevated to the rank of Deputy General Managers.
Maj Gen Pawar is new VC of LNUPE
Major General Sarbjit Singh Pawar, VSM has been appointed as Vice Chancellor of Lakshmibai National University of Physical Education (LNUPE), Gwalior. He will replace Major General S.N. Mukherjee whose extended tenure is going to expire on 23.9.2010.
Addl CIT, New Delhi goes to Women & Child Dev dept
Upon her selection as Director in the Ministry of Women and Child Development, New Delhi, on deputation basis, the services of Ms. Parmila Sharan, Additional CIT, New Delhi, have been placed at the disposal of the department of Women and Child Development for a period of five years.
Narendra Modi to expand his cabinet
Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi will expand his cabinet on August 21, 2010.
Oath taking ceremony will be held in Rajbhavan, Gandhinagar at 10.30 am.
Muktanand Agarwal posted as SDO by Rajasthan govt

Muktanand Agarwal, IAS, has been after completion of his training posted as Sub-Divisional Officer, Shahbad (Bara), by Rajasthan government.

IPS postings in Madhya Pradesh

Madhya Pradesh government has given fresh postings to four IPS officers. Accordingly, HK Sarin has been posted as DG - Human Rights, Nandan Dubey has been made DG –Home Guards, Pradeep Ranwal – IG PHq and VM Kanwar has been promoted and posted as DG – MP Police Housing Corporation.

CORPORATE
Surana joins German Company
Ramesh Surana former ED and CEO of HEG limited has joined German Graphite Company SGL in Delhi as South Asian Representative.
Who will head Deutsche Bank?
Who will succeed Josef Ackermann as Chief Executive of Deutsche Bank? This question is a hot topic of discussion all over the globe in banking circles & corporate world.
BPCL CMD retires
Chairman and Managing Director of Bharat Petroleum Corporation Limited (BPCL) Ashok Sinha  has retired .
Radhakrishnan gets addl charge of BPCL CMD
S Radhakrishnan, Director (Marketing) Bharat Petroleum Corporation Ltd (BPCL),has been given additional charge of Chairman & Managing Director, Bharat Petroleum Corporation Limited (BPCL).
Dube is Head, Welspun Energy (MP & CG)
Vikas Dube has joined Welspun Energy as Head of Corporate Affairs (MP & CG)
Banerjee is Advisor, Welspun Energy
Subrato Banerjee has  joined Welspun Energy as Advisor
Reliance man joins L&T
Vasu Ramaswami of Reliance Retail is joining as head of operations and technology L&T Finance, a subsidiary of Larsen & Toubro.He will report to L&T Financial Services' group Vice-President N. Sivaraman.
Two new COO.s in E Electronics Ltd
Neeraj Sethi and Mr Sajeev R have been appointed new Chief Operating Officers in the E Electronics Ltd
Cronimet Alloys appoints Addl. Director
Cronimet Alloys India Limited has appointed Sarita Boorugu as Additional Director of the Company w.e.f. August 10, 2010".
Sarraf on Petronet LNG Board 
D.K.Sarraf has been appointed as Nominee Director of ONGC w.e.f. August 09, 2010 on the Board of  Petronet LNG Ltd .
Indusind Bank appoints Transaction Head
IndusInd Bank has appointed Ramesh Ganesan as head of transaction banking and Sanjeev Anand  as head of small and medium enterprises,
Noel Tata on Trent Ltd Board
Trent Limited has appointed  Noel N. Tata as an Additional Director of the Company w.e.f. August 19, 2010. Mr. Tata would be the Company's non-executive Vice Chairman.
Dutt joins BBC World News
BBC World News has appointed Nidhi Dutt as presenter of India Business Report, the half-hour weekly programme that examines the business landscape across India.
HInduja Global appoints CFO
BPO services provider Hinduja Global Solutions has appointed Srinivas Palakodeti as Chief Financial Officer
GV Films appoints additional director
The board of GV Films has appointed Bindu Giri as additional director of the company with effect from 13 August 2010.

Aaj Ki Aawaz
Now it’s been revealed Kalmadi’s OC Chairmanship was a ‘cut and paste’ job!
On Kalmadi’s name one more blob!!!
 
Her Royal Excellency Sonia has awoken form her sleep!!
And now to ‘condemn the CWG chori’ kiya hai Sonia ne leap!!
 
She says anyone found guilty will not be spared!!
However till yesterday despite the revelations she had not cared!!
 
Kalmadi is a smart cookie and Pawar was his Guru!!!
So he must have taken precautions and then only kee hoyegi chori shurru (start)!!
 
And then we know how CBI and other Agencies can be pressured to absolve!!
See how Laloo’s DA case CBI did ‘solve’!!
 
Sonia will say guilty will not be spared and caveat will be added by Manish Tiwari!
He’ll say first ‘diagnose’ the disease and then aaye gi treatment  ki baari (turn)!!
 
Even in the Lok Sabha Tiwari tried to queer the pitch!!
He tried to show against Kalmadi this was a ‘hunt de witch’!!
 
M.S. Gill made his reputation take a plunge when he too tried to queer the pitch!!
Tried to show as if the CWG delays were just a minor glitch!!!
 
The delay has not only caused shoddy workmanship but also made cost rise!!
And what Gill said in Lok Sabha was just a pack of lies!!
 
Many now feel as CEC he was politically attached!!!!
Whereas it is imperative that from politics CEC should be detached!!
 
And then his joining Congress showed with which Party he was attached!!!
To the Party he favoured as CEC he latched (on)!!
 
His shameless grins, guffaws and comments during CWG debate,
As pathetic many do rate!!
 
US does not want Dow to be put in the dock on Bhopal gassing!!!
Whereas ‘we are free and fair’ all this time Americans have been gassing!!
 
See how US has reacted to the Bhopal gassing and BP Oil Spill!!
US does not want Dow to pay the fair ‘ Bhopal Gassing bill’!!
 
Confucius says …..US is even protecting Anderson….. so it is clear!!!
If you are an American or American Corporate ‘ kill at will and you have nothing to fear’!
 
Adds….. In God they trust but their actions belie this trust!!
US is like a cake that has a wonderful topping but a rotten crust!!


Bharat Kumar

FORUM
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Inspired Sycophancy

I am very sorry to observe this but it seems that your column "Forum" is being utilised for some inspired sycophancy with people praising Rahul Gandhi and asking him to be PM.
 The reason is clear as Rahul Gandhi has so far not held any public position nor has he shown any ability worth mentioning. On the other hand,  other than doing PR work by visiting Dalits etc. he has not been able to make any contribution in public life. If his party members are happy with him with regard to the internal working of the party, it is a different matter. But certainly there is no case to say that he should become the PM when many persons much his senior in public life and with capability are there. It is time for the Indian people to grow up from this sycophancy and mai baap mentality. Else we will continue to suffer as now.
 
I Kan

Neeraj Kumar is hard working officer

Neeraj Kumar is not alligned with any political party and is a very dedicated & hard working officer.

Ajay Kumar

An open letter to the CPWD
Respected Head of the CPWD,
New Delhi,

Sir/Madam,

Warm greetings!
I write this for CPWD as an organization. Your web site shows your motto as “For Excellence in Public works”. I must confess that I hold your organization in highest esteem for what a marvels of engineering you have created. Since I have seen only Delhi, I have bouts of admiration for your works in Delhi only. On occasion I pass by beautiful buildings you have built in RK Puram. One of such wonders is called ‘Nivedita Kunj’, it stands adjacent to one private(?) building named ‘Som Vihar’ if I am correct; I am sure people of Som-Vihar must be living with complexion that they could not join Govt. and had privilege to stay in Wonderful place called ‘Nivedita Kunj’. Credit is all yours Sirs! “Excellence in Public Works” indeed.
In Chanakyapuri you have built certain Govt. quarters as well as a building named ‘Community Centre’; (Behind Maurya Sheraton Hotel). I tell you this is what we needed to showcase our feats of achievements to world, in an area where diplomat community stays!
On Curzon road you have built beautiful ‘Transit Hostel’. I salute your aesthetic sense Sir! In the same category I can name ‘Shatri Bhawan’, ‘Udyog Bhawan’ ‘Krishi Bhawan’ as well as ‘Nirman Bhawan’.
Sir I have studied a little bit of history and you know what; an age is judged on the parameters of expansion of sovereign powers, Trade and Economy, works in literature, art and culture as well as buildings. Whenever Independent India will be judged down the ages; your works will be considered. I am sure you have done your best to secure highest place for India.
In R.K. Puram itself there are concrete signposts on side roads, on which another Judgment is painted “Engineers are Builders of Nation!”. Are those installed by yourselves? I Feel it would have been better had Resident Welfare Association paid you ‘tribute’ by installing such Concrete Signposts for what you deserve! Don’t you? Any way we live in age when people are thankless.
By the what stories you tell your grand children once you are retired!

-K.R.
Discrimination in house allotment

Dear Editor Sir, first of all you deserve credit for providing platform to genuine grievances of Government personnel which are otherwise muted in the name of discipline etc. Things are taken as way of life. Comments of Ms. Ritu Sharma on 'Forum' with respect to her experience with Directorate of Estate/CPWD are full of painful satire and expose the way our organizations work. I do not know whether there is any soul left in Directorate of Estates or CPWD who can look within and say honestly with hand on heart whether we people are true or not! Any way I too had experience similar to Ms.Ritu Sharma, though in far- off Kolkata.
You cannot occupy allotted house without the ‘pleasure’ of concerned J.E. and what pleases a J.E the most, probably needs no explanation! Else your house-renovation work will stretch up to three-for months or may be more than that.
When you are given possession certificate of the house you are made to sign, verifying innumerable fixtures installed in the house, most of which will actually be never there. When you pursue installation of the same, the ‘older one’ will be shown as replaced. You get your soap stands, mirrors etc. they get them replaced with non-existent lot.
You will not be give vacation certificate till last when you surrender the house and move to some other city in India. At this stage too you will have to invoke pleasure of J.E. (In my case it took five months)
Corruption does not rob you off money only. It robs you off dignity too. Shame on you CPWD!
-Kushal Singh.

Compromises to serve vested interests

I read with interest and disgust the views of many persons on this platform criticising NR Narainmurthy and opining that his suggestions are not practicable to run government. I don't understand these people why the benign principles of life like honesty and integrity can not be helpful to run a country if the rulers of the country have guts to follow these principles. Afterall in running a company one has to deal with similar pulls, pressure, dilemas as are to be faced in running administration. It’s different matter that while Narainmurthy did not succumb to these pulls and pressures, our rulers and administrators make compromises on daily basis to serve their vested interests.

P K Mishra

What a surprise?

Hope NHAI will have better life than now. Chairman is going but leaving culprit managers in NHAI. Very sad Chairman is helpless in removing them.

Kishan

“Aam aadmi again ditched by the self-seeking MPs!”

This is a human interest story highlighting the exploitation of the Aam aadmi . Watching the Parliamentary proceedings on TV on Food inflation during the ongoing monsoon session raised the morale of the Aam aadmi. How honestly the MPs articulated the agony of the poor. But, the joy was short-lived .The entire debate culminated in the decision to introduce the bill in the current session for salary hike of MPs. It turned out to be a fraud perpetrated on Aam aadmi. Our MPs firmly believe that they are a hardworking lot and therefore should be paid a lot more than what they earn, at present. At present, an MP's salary and perks add up to about Rs 65,000 a month. Besides, they get free travels on both the Indian Railways and by air ( business class ), constituency allowance, daily allowance for signing the Parliament roster, near free electricity of 50,000 units per year, three phones, office and secretarial allowances, etc. Each MP has been provided with a powerful generator at government’s cost to get round the year power. Brand new furniture items are supplied by the CPWD to MPs free of cost upto certain level and at nominal cost beyond the scales. Worse ,the MPs are presently entitled to 40 trips a year to New Delhi from their constituencies with their wives or personal assistants. There is a move to add 12 free trips by air (six two-way tickets to New Delhi and back) for dependent children. They are even seeking allowances for the domestic help that most of them bring along to Delhi. There is thus no doubt that before the current monsoon session ends, the MPs would have voted for themselves another round of freebies. And what about the MPLADS funds to each MP, the fountain head of corruption, in which case the amount is being raised from the existing Rs 2 crores to Rs 5 crores per annum per MP. The unanimity among MPs ,cutting across party lines on pay hike was like a rare celestial event. Have these modern-day Maharajas not surpassed the Princes whose privy purses were scrapped by Madam Indira Gandhi in the name of Social Justice? The poor Aam aadmi remains where he was- - Back to Square One!!! This is how the tax payers’ money is being swallowed by MPs, Ministers , the Minister level functionaries, Commissions ( Liberhan’s like),the CMs and their cohorts

A K SAXENA (A retired civil servant)

Thorough change required

I fully agree with the views that in how many Developed countries, the system of IAS (the country's administrative service system) prevails. The British started it to rule the masses not to serve the masses. How many really feel the S in IAS stands for service. Bihar since long has been sending maximum number of IAS to the country but the state is poorest in India. Why? If we need to see a developed India we have to go for specialized services only. The system of selection needs a thorough change right from the bottom to the top. Fixed responsibility system in the civil service should start, Job security must go. Hire and fire system should be there. If you do not deliver you must leave. For corrupt civil servants a minimum of 10 years of jail rule be prescribed. Unless there are strict laws for economic offenders, these scandals will go on and Government money will always be pilfered.

Harish Kumar

Two things will never change

Two things in our country will never vanish whether everyone becomes victim of that individually i.e casteism and IAS dominated bureaucracy.

MNT

TAIL=PIECE

Thank God, none of these Countries are role models for India. I hope and pray that India will never ever  become  any where close to these Countries.
God bless and Save Indians..

Subject: MERA BHARAT MAHAN !!! ???????????? ????????? ?
Hi Friends please read this and think about it …..because, according to me
….”Awareness is the first step of taking Action”!!! * Even God may find it difficult to save our country!!

If you cross the " The North Korean " border illegally, you get .....
12 years hard labour in an isolated prison .....

If you cross the " Iranian " border illegally, you get ..... detained indefinitely .....

If you cross the " Afghan " border illegally, you get ..... shot .....

If you cross the " Saudi Arabian " border illegally, you get ..... jailed .....

If you cross the " Chinese " border illegally, you get ..... kidnapped and may be never heard of - again .....

If you cross the " Venezuelan " border illegally, you get ..... branded as a spy and your fate sealed .....

If you cross the " Cuban " border illegally, you get ..... thrown into a political prison to rot .....

If you cross the " British " border illegally, you get ..... arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence .....

Now ..... if you were to cross the " Indian " border illegally, you get
.....

1. A ration card

2. A passport ( even more than one - if you please ! )

3. A driver's licence

4. A voter identity card

5. Credit cards

6. A Haj subsidy

7. Job reservation

8. Special privileges for minorities

9. Government housing on subsidized rent

10. Loan to buy a house

11. Free education

12. Free health care

13. A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your " cause "

14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard about in your own country !

15. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your votes
!!!

Hats off ..... to the .....

A. Corrupt and communal Indian politicians (...the BIGGEST PROBLEM !!!)

B. The inefficient and corrupt Indian police force & Bureaucrats !!!

C. The silly pseudo-secularists in India, who promote traitors staying here

D. The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system. That's why people like Afzal Guru are still alive, same will happen
with Kasab.

E. The selfish Indian citizens, who are not bothered about the dangers to their own country.

F. The illogically brainless human-rights activists, who think that terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era, when human beings were human beings.

G. The most tolerant  Indian masses who are allowing all this silently...at their own peril and 
H.  Lastly, the  Classy Indians who are educated,happy serving an MNC,  no time to vote, all ways busy in self indulgence, timid to question any wrong, perpetuate all the above for a small personal benefit ...

THE MINIMUM U CAN DO (IF U R LIVING) IS FORWARD THIS TO ALL ..WELL MEANING INDIANS...
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Contributed by-Prakash