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CAT appointments next month

Appointment of three Vice Chairmen and Four Administrative Members of the Central Administrative Tribunal are expected to be made in June.

S K Arora to be Secretary I & B !

Additional Secretary, Information and Broadcasting, S K Arora, is likely to be appointed Special Secretary in the same ministry for two months. 1971 batch Andhra Pradesh cadre IAS officer, Arora, in all probability will succeed Navin Chawla on July 31.

Mukherjee and Dutt to be Special Directors CBI

Jyoti Krishna Dutt and D Mukherjee are being promoted to the rank of Special Director in the CBI in a month or two. 1971 batch IPS officers, Dutt and Mukherjee, are presently Additional Directors. Their two batch-mates have already been promoted in the Intelligence Bureau.

IPS to lose Narcotics Bureau !

The post of DG in the Narcotics Bureau is likely to be offered to officers other than the IPS. GoI has asked for a competent official for the post on deputation from All India Services or the Indian revenue Service (IRS). The last IPS to don the mantle of DG (Narcotics Bureau) was Swaraj Puri before being handed over the responsibility of Madhya Pradesh.

P M Sayeed to go ?

Power Minister in the Government of India, P M Sayeed, is on his way out during the next Cabinet reshuffle expected to take place this month.

Anand Kumar to get extension !

Joint Secretary in the Election Commission, Anand Kumar, is all set to get one year extension in his tenure. Deputation tenure of 1984 batch Kerala cadre IAS officer, Anand Kumar, is coming to an end on Saturday.

Shadyal is CVO SJVN

K C Shadyal is taking over as CVO of the Satluj Jal Vidyut Nigam.He is 1986 batch IPS officer of Himachal Pradesh Nigam.

Alok Shrivastava joins UNDP

Alok Shrivastava has joined the UNDP as a Consultant. He is 1984 batch IAS officer of Madhya Pradesh cadre.

I&B to control DD's Kashmir budget

The control of the budget for DD's Kashmir channel, which was under the Union Home Ministry, has now been given to the I&B Ministry.

IAS officer files police complaint

Jyoti Kalash, 1991 batch IAS, has reportedly filed a police complaint in Nagaland that he is receiving threatening letters and calls from a person from Delhi.

Will Takkar be prosecuted ?

The CBI is reported to have sought permission to prosecute former Chief Secretary of Delhi, R K Takkar.

Gautam shifted to Railway Board

D M Gautam, SAG, has been shifted to the Railway Board. R C Punia has been moved to the Northern Railway as FA &CAO. Transfer of Robin Deka has been cancelled.

Kumar Rahul joins Punjab Government

Kumar Rahul, 2000 batch IAS officer of Bihar cadre has joined the Government of Punjab on his cadre transfer.

Rakesh Singh is new Secretary to Karnataka CM

PS to the Deputy Chairman of the Rajya Sabha,Rakesh Singh has been appointed new Secretary to the Karnataka Chief Minister.Present Secretary Jawaid Akhtar has been moved as MD of the Karnataka Infrastructure and Development Corporation.

FORUM
Aaj Ki Aawaz

Back from Russia Manmohan decided to serve the Commies a Marxist Breakfast,
Anatooskin, Paska, Blintsi, Lime Loaf and Russian blend tea…but seems they were on a fast!!!

Did not touch a thing…….Marxist Breakfast Marxists ke liye was Greek,
In fact some were commenting on Manmohan's cheek!!!

Showed their disappointment and now Manmohan has called them to spend an entire day,
Breakfast, lunch , tea and dinner on 18th ….to make them get over their dismay!!!

Totally desi fare,
Non vegetarian fare to be boneless……on this Manmohan has instructed his staff to take care.

Boneless because Commies are toothless…..bark is worse than their bite,
And for Surjit who is recovering from upset tummy he has ordered something very light!!!!

By the way on 18th will the UPA's Report Card on CMP be an appetizer or sweet dish?
Neither…….because UPA has not complied with Commie list de wish!!!

As UPA prepares its report card NDA is preparing one which shows that UPA has failed,
NDA says that UPA has got India derailed.

By the way why doesn't Manmohan invite NDA over for lunch???
Maybe this will break the ice…..just my hunch!!!

NDA Leaders love their food and all the teeth are sweet (sweet tooth),
Manmohan should try to dispel the animosity with a treat!!!

Of course Amar Singh though not a part of NDA will be invited to the bash,
Because otherwise he will just gatecrash!!!

In fact make this a monthly ritual…….. may be this will make animosity mellow ,
And when they meet will start saying 'Hello'!!!!

UPA is not doing too bad……..blot is the RJD gang,
Like deadweight around UPA's neck they hang!!!

Laloo runs amuck and Congress stands up for him,
Majority of Indians take this as something very grim!!!

In fact Laloo's devious misadventures are hampering UPA from performing,
If UPA wants to perform Laloo needs some urgent reforming!!!

Then the Commies who have their own agenda….. no progress,
Because progress means that Communism will regress!!!

On Coalition Sarkaar Manmohan is fast learning and getting the grip,
Sonia is learning the compulsions of Coalition Leadership!!!

Manmohan's body language exudes a new confidence…… dress sense remains same,
But then his white kurta payjama and blue turban are now part of his fame!!!

Sonia somehow looks more Indian now…….don't know why????
Her being a foreigner is no longer like a sty in the eye!!!

But then you know styes have this habit of coming back,
Maybe if she tries becoming PM she will again face flak!!!

Congratulations to UPA on completing one year from Aaj Ki Aawaz,
But from taking light hearted pot shots at UPA mein nahi aaoo ga baaz!!!

Take all this with a pinch of salt……do not get naaraaz,
And please do not try to stifle Aawaz!!!!

Do you know that Balasahib and Pawar were once partners…….please do not scoff,
They were partners in a Publishing Venture but happily/sadly it did not take off!!!!

Six friends pooled in Rs. 5000 and started a periodical ……TIME ka desi version,
Project flopped……politics mein ho gaya diversion!!

After 23 years they both shared the dais,
Balasahib was emotional but Pawar showed his bias !!!

Fernandes referred to Balasahib as Bal …..Marathi mein little porga or boy,
Every time Fernandes called him Bal on Balaasahib's face there was joy!!!

Mayawati is spitting fire and brimstone…….is contemplating to return Sonia's chocolaty gift,
As CBI is investigating her she has with Sarkaar a rift!!!

Though if she withdraws the external support will have no effect on Sarkaar's health,
But this will make Laloo even more aggressive…….he has RJD MPs ki wealth!!!

Maya's numbers are a cushion for UPA…….spreads its dependence,
And to an extent gives Congress some independence!!!

Maya says that she is an ally and Congress should treat all allies the same,
Laloo is protected and she hounded……says this is a shame!!!

Kurnakaran says that he could have become PM in 1991….says that he proposed PV for PM's post,
What is the reason behind this boast????

Hulka Fulka

Michael Jackson says that he shared his toilet with his monkeys,
At Nerverland Ranch he used to hang out with his flunkeys.

His favorite Monkey was toilet trained and would even help him clean the room,
Michael would use the swab and monkey the broom!!!

But did Bubbles know the monkey business Michael was up to….. call him to testify!!!!
But what if like the kids even Bubbles was always high!!!!

Mahesh Bhatt is making a movie titled Blue Film……says it will titillate,
On open sexuality in Bollywood movies there should be a debate!!!

Confucius says ….. Please do not ape the West,
He continues….And remember it takes a solid spine to say no and be different from the rest
Bharat Kumar

Will Damodaran quit IAS?

Will the SEBI chief, M Damodaran, quit IAS? Earlier DR Mehta has done so after being appointed as Chief of SEBI.

ONGC CMD among top 10

The Chairman-cum-Managing Director of the Oil and Natural Gas Commission (ONGC), Subir Raha, is among the top 10 oil men in the country. This has been found during a survey conducted by the Upstream - an internationally acclaimed Oil and Gas Journal.

Deepak Verma is new head

Deepak Verma has been appointed as its new Managing Director to head its Indian operations of World Space India Ltd..

Air fare to go up ?

Airline fares are expected to go up again following steep hike in the prices of aviation turbine fuel.

Mrs Jindal is Chairperson of Jindal Group

MS Savitri Jindal has became Chairperson of the 13,000 crore Jindal Group succeeding her late husband O.P. Jindal.

Nandini Verma joins Mallya Group

Ms Nandini Verma has been appointed as Executive Vice-President, Corporate Affairs of the UB Group.