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Is PM on way to become sacrificial goat ?

Is the PM Dr. Manmohan Singh on way to become a sacrificial goat ? This question has assumed significance in the wake of his tremendous praise by the AICC President Ms. Sonia Gandhi - known for speaking too little and too less. Gandhi's 'praise for Singh is being likened to a goat who is treated very well before being taken for slaughter.

Navin Chawla to be Election Commissioner

Name of Information and Broadcasting Secretary Navin Chawla is believed to have been cleared for the post of Election Commissioner.1969 batch UT cadre IAS officer Chawla was scheduled to superannuate in July.

Stalwarts gather in Mumbai

Gathering of political stalwarts like bal Thakeray, Sharad Pawar, Atal Behari Vajpayee and George Fernandes on a common platform in Mumbai the other day has raised many an eyebrows. What does this denotes ?

Meeting of Supreme Court Collegium held

Meeting of the Supreme Court Collegium is reported to have taken place on Friday.

DMK keen for Department of Personnel !

DMK is believed to have conveyed its preference for the Department of Personnel during the ensuing Cabinet reshuffle expected to take place this month.

Tenure of Gupta to expire today

Central deputation tenure of Devendra Bhushan Gupta, Principal Commissioner Delhi Development Authority will expire on Saturday. He is 1983 batch IAS officer of Rajasthan cadre.

Mystery of Shiv Raman

Mystery shrouds the placement of 1962 batch retired Madhya Pradesh cadre IAS Officer, M Shiv Raman. Despite having worked with the PM when he was the Finance Minister and also with the present Finance Minister, he is yet to get any job in the GoI. His work has also been admired by the Planning Commission Vice Chairman Montek Singh Ahluwalia.

Karma Tenzing is JS Protocol Sikkim

Karma Tenzing has taken over as Joint Secretary Protocol in Sikkim.

IPS officer authors third book

R Sreelekha IPS (KL-87) has released her third book a compilation of short stories called 'Theru Marangal ' (Street Trees) on 13th May. The malayalam publicationwas released by the Chief Minister of Kerala Oomen Chandy. Sreelekha is the first lady IPS officer in Kerala Cadre and is presently posted as DIG Central Range Kochi.

Gautam posted in Railway Board

D M Gautam has been posted as Executive Director -Accounting Reforms in the Railway Board.

Ashok Tiwari is back to Himachal Pradesh

Ashok Tiwari is back to the parent Himachal Pradesh cadre from his central deputation. He is 1993 batch IPS officer.

Police Officers chosen for UN assignment

Over one dozen police officers have been chosen for UN assignment in Sudan. They are Mssrs Manoj Agrawal IPS 94 Kerala, D S Murdeshwar CISF, R Chandresekhar IPS 92 Kerala, B L Soni IPS 88 Rajasthan, D Krishna Prasad AP, N Chandran Kerala, A K Negi SSB, PSS Negi SSB, K Vijayan Kerala, Himanshu Mishra Himachal Pradesh, S B Negi IPS 90 Himachal Pradesh, S R Ojha IPS 89 Himachal Pradesh, Sanjay Kumar IPS 85 Himachal Pradesh, Pradeep Kumar IPS 91 Himachal Pradesh.

Seniors call Additional SP as "Sahib"

There is an Additional SP level officer in Nagaland where elected representatives and senior officials address him as "Sahib". …………………… Does it also not speak volumes of the capability of the State Police leadership.

Barua is Transport Commissioner UP

Ganga Ram Barua has been appointed Transport Commissioner Uttar Pradesh.He is 1981 batch IAS officer.

Reshuffle in Indian Air Force

Air Marshal A.K. Singh has been appointed the new chief of the Indian Air Force (IAF)'s Western Air Command.Air Marshal J.S. Gujral has taken over as chief of the Central Air Command . Air Marshal K.S. Chaturvedi will take over as chief of the Nagpur-based Maintenance Command .

PM to meet Collectors

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has convened a meeting of 200 DMs on May 19 and 20 in Delhi.Around 200 DMs from all over the country will attend this national conference of collectors being convened after almost two decades.

FORUM

Aaj Ki Aawaz

Jeeja Ji Laloo has asked his Saalas to vacate bunglows without creating a scene,
"Do not use any delaying tactics ….and with estate staff do not be mean"!!

Hopes salaas will satiate people's revenge and people will not demand that Rabri should also shift,
And at the same time has pleaded with Estate Office….not possible to shift as too much to lift!!!

From saalas bunglows only 'run of the mill' stuff will be moved in daylight,
Plasma TVs, latest white goods, expensive furniture ….goodies will be moved out at night!!!

As expected Paswan's proposal has not elicited a positive response from Congress and Laloo,
Congress says Laloo is main ally and Laloo reminds Paswan about Bihar , samosa and aaloo!!

Laloo says that Paswan's formula is outdated,
So Paswan has again been checkmated!!!

Paswan has to find another way to keep his flock together,
Fact is that only 'kursi and laal bati' will tether!!!!

Someone has advised him to take his MLAs on a jaunt to Bangkok…..away from poachers,
Cannot keep them away from Laloo ….he is one of the best encroachers!!!

And then Laloo has both money and muscle power……paisa and dandaa,
And then remember goons like Laloo get more gandaa when the going gets gandaa!!!

This is a fact…..Sonia trusts Laloo more and Paswan less,
Laloo was all for her becoming PM and against her becoming PM Paswan ne kiya thaa press!!!

Sonia has to realize she is being Didi (sister) to a Dada (goon)……not good for her image,
And then Laloo's association is causing Congress irreparable damage.

Congress says that all cases against Mayawathi were filed in NDA time,
She says so were Laloo's…… not giving her same treatment as Laloo is as per her UPA's crime!!

BSP MPs shouted…..Bhenji ka CBI ke dwaare apmaan nahi sahenge!!!!
Somnath Da was heard lamenting " Will they walk out or House mein rahenge????"

Somnath Da was looking forward to giving his throat rest for the rest of the session,
With NDA out he hoped there would be no aggression.

Somnath Da is planning to get music that calms into the headphones…calming effect,
Charged ups MPs will be ordered to switch to this channel so that music can correct!!!

As Balaasahib and Pawar sat on the stage side by side,
Were being watched closely if in each other they would confide.

In a room in Taj Congressmen were viewing everything with binoculars…..even lip movement,
Studying if this meeting would mean dono ki relationship mein improvement!!!

Report……Baalasahib was relaxed and Pawar was stiff,
To Baalasahib's 'shoptalk' responded with what looked like a miff!!!

Vajpayee was his humorous best …….. changlaa or nice or good,
Speech was sprinkled with Marathi……was in a real changla mood!!!

Aby Baby reciting his Dad's poetry equated Balasahib to a fighter and struggler,
With the Udhav and Raaj woes in Shiv Sena should have added juggler.

Now Balaasahib says that Pawar is PM material…..Congress is not amused,
Congressis say they know why this tactic is being used????

Balaasahib is actually extending towards Pawar friendship ka hand,
Says that lets get together and bajao Congress ka band.

Commies are now getting ready to spend a day with Manmohan….Commies day out,
About this invitation from rooftops they shout!!!

Manmohan will present CMP Report after Cocktails….after a couple of drinks are down the hatchet,
So that Commies are high and cannot 'catch it'!!!!

Rumours abound about disappearance of Subrata Roy from centre stage,
A Habeas Corpus petition has been filed that Roy ko kiyaa gayaa hai encage!!!

Though Roy has communicated that he is ill but will bounce back,
In bed resting after some sickness ne kiya hai attack!!!

Insiders say that Roy needs for everything sahaara,
But they say he is a fighter and will stand up dobaara!!!

Hulka Fulka

Salmaan appeared in Court but dozed off …..and refused to awaken,
Despite the fact that by lawyer and Dad he was shaken!!!

Seems his round the clock vigil of Ash is taking its toll,
Is really a dukhi soul!!!

Nana Patekar became Dada Patekar as he bashed up a guy and apni gun ko kiya flaunt,
Minor accident ke baad Nana became a Dada…… gaali aur gun se kiya taunt!!!

Confucius says…They allow reel life to become real life!!!
He continues….No wonders they have affairs with their heroines forgetting they have a wife!!!

Weekend is here…… Its getting hot……..go for a dip,
Eat lots fruit and salads and please spicy food ko karro skip!!!

Flash

Government has rejected Phukan Commission Report….says it is incomplete,
Terms of reference it does not meet!!!

Phukan Commission Report has cleared George,
However by rejecting report UPA ne report ko kiya dodge.

Looks like they are looking for similar excuse to reject Nanawati Report too,
Sarkaar's delay and secrecy se aathi hai boo (stink)!!!

Bharat Kumar

Ambanis settling scores through media war

Ambanis are these days settling scores through media. While some channels and news papers are supporting one brother, the others are going in favour of the other one

New Members of ATE

Justice E. Padmanabhan, retired Judge of the Chennai High Court has been appointed as Judicial Member and H.L. Bajaj and A.A. Khan have been appointed as Technical Members of the Appellate Tribunal for Electricity.

Murlidharan is Member of IRDA

C R Murlidharan has been appointed Member of Insurance Regulatory and Development Authority.

Mohan Raj is CEO of LIC Mutual Fund

N Mohan Raj has taken over as new CEO of the LIC Mutual Fund.

Hegde is RM Vijya Bank

Dinesh Chandra Hegde has taken over as Regional Manager Vijay Bank,Hubli.

Sibal nominated as Member of ONGC

V K Sibal has been nominated on the board of the Oil and Natural Gas Corporation.