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Suman Swarup to be Member of CAT !

Suman Swarup is likely to be appointed Administrative Member of the Central Administrative Tribunal. She is 1969 batch retired IAS officer of UT cadre.

Jayraman to be next CBEC Chief !

M Jayraman is being tipped to be new Chairman of the Central Board of Excise and Customs (CBEC) in July. He is 1968 batch IRS officer.

Ms Sekhon to be Additional Secretary Home ?

Ms Swantra Sekhon is likely to be appointed Additional Secretary Home in the Government of India. 1974 batch Gujarat cadre IAS officer, Ms Sekhon, is presently Joint Secretary Fertilisers .

Will Musheer-Ur-Hasan be UGC Chairman ?

Musheer-Ur-Hasan, Vice Chancellor of the Jamia Milia, is ahead in the race for the post of Chairman, University Grants Commission. He is reportedly being backed by the Left.

Gujarat CJ not considered !

During the recently held collegium of Supreme Court Judges, Chief Justice of Gujarat Justice Bhawani Singh, was reportedly not considered for being absorbed in the Supreme Court because he is left with little service period. He is due to retire in 2006.

Rai transferred to DMW

Devinder Rai, SAG-Northern Railway, presently working as FA & CAO/C/North has been transferred to the DMW in the same capacity.

Three IFS Secretaries in Chhattisgarh

Chhattisgarh Government has appointed three Indian Forest Service officers as Secretary.K Subramaniam will be Secretary Home and the Chief Minister.B K Sinha has been appointed Secretary Forests.Jai Singh Mhaske has been appointed Special Secretary Urban Administration.

IAS changes in Bihar

A K Biswas will be new Home Secretary.M M Singh has been appointed Chairman Bihar Electricity Board.A K Chaudhry has been posted as Director Academy of Administration.R C Vaish will now be Chairman Public Enterprises Bureau.Shakil Ahmad has been made Secretary Labour.N S Madhav will be Commissioner Welfare.K K Pandey has been moved to the Board of Revenue as Member.S S Verma has been appointed MD of the Housing Board.Girish Shankar has been made Secretary Fisheries and dairy Development.J K Dutta will be Secretary Civil Supplies.Manoj Kumar Shrivastava will be new Secretary Public Relations.Sunil Kumar has been made Secretary Urban Development.

Air Marshal Naik takes over

Air Marshal Pradeep Vasant Naik has taken over as Senior Air Staff Officer of Western Air Command.

Ms Tripathy joins Uttaranchal Government

Ms Nidhi Mani Tripathy has joined the Uttaranchal Government on deputation. She is 2001 batch IAS officer of Manipur-Tripura cadre.

Three IAS back to Bihar

Three IAS officers are back to Bihar from central deputation.On return K D Sinha has been appointed APC.B Bhamti will be Secretary Medical Education.Deepak Kumar has been appointed Secretary Health.

PSC appointments in Manipur

Dr. Amarjit Singh Yumnam has been appointed as chairman of the Manipur Public Service Commission. M. Manao Singh and L Misoa will be new members of the commission.

FORUM
Aaj Ki Aawaz

Today CWC met to review UPA CMP progress,
Congress says progress while BJP terms it as regress!!!

Manmohan has given his Sarkaar an average report card,
Six out of ten and Madam Principal has commented that Sarkaar needs to work hard!!!

Review of Congress Ministers on the basis of CMP……Minister's report card,
On CMP who is being lax and who is working hard!!!!

Commies will spend 22 May as Maun (silence) Day,
Cannot join the UPA Party and as they support UPA on this day cannot show dismay!!!

Cake in the form of Number One has been ordered…….Sonia will cut the cake,
And then all the invitees cake ko karre ge partake!!!

Congressis and reps of UPA allies will perform…..educate and/or entertain,
Do their best…….after all Sonia Ji se brownie points karne hai gain!!!

Manmohan being Chief Guest is exempt,
From certain oldies in the Congress this will elicit contempt!!!

Pranab Da with Dasmunsi in tow will present a WWF bout,
Like in the WWF will punch, push and shout!!!

Shivraj Patil will get his five guns and show his shooting prowess,
Could hit the audience instead as aim is bad because he is under duress!!!!

PC will do a circus act ……walk the rope and do a trapeze act,
Childs play for him…… doing so as FM has learnt the tact!!!

Praful representing NCP will come dressed like a Boeing plane,
And all the salient features of this plane he will explain!!!

Laloo as RJD will come as his usual self……. half man half donkey,
And explaining this wonder of nature will be Raghuvansh his flunky!!!

Maran and Ramdoss representing Southern Allies will present a rap,
Dressed like Pappu Mobile and Munna Bhai MMBS will make all tap!!!

Arjun Singh will come dressed as a school teacher and take audience ki class,
Will eulogize Sonia then Rajiv and then Sonia Ji ki saas!!!!

Natwar aka Nut will present yoga exercises he does all the time,
Put his foot into his mouth …..next shake his head till it emits a chime!!!

Paswan and LJP Chorus will present a song,
'Power ke liye hum sabh karte hai long'!!!!

Mani will come dressed like the Queen,
Will show how Congressis Queen's English ko karr rahe hai demean!!!

Renuka will do a skit named Johnny Walker ne karr diya mujhe black label,
Entire skit will be enacted under a table!!!

Ambika Soni will make all play Dumb Charades ……. to make things punchy,
Prize will go to the person who can enact Hindi movie title Aas ka panchhi????

Deshmukh is getting Bar Girls to do an item number,
Will wake up all those Congressis who in boredom will be in slumber!!!

Jaipal Reddy will be the MC………right man for broadcasting,
Hope he does not suffer from stage fright as recently from centre stage he has been fasting!!!!

P.M. Sayeed will man the lights ………is he the correct man to choose????
Because if he handles power like he does as a Minister light ka baar baar udhe gaa fuse!!!

Amrinder will be the booze sponsor……. Ponty will arrange booze,
Amrinder will be the barman and there will be the widest choice to choose!!!!

For snacks and food…..all Congress ruled State Bhavans in Delhi will have stalls,
CMs will stand out giving invitation calls!!!

Amar Singh though not invited will attend……will not even use a disguise,
All will joke that some Congressi has come to the Party in Amar's guise!!!

I hope Sonia realises the refuse this jamboree will leave,
Should order that next day all will report to clean up and piles of refuse to heave!!!

Hope the fun and celebration hangover does not last for too long,
Because if it does then this would be wrong!!!

Commies will not accept any invitations from PM for quite some time,
Saying that serving and eating left over food is a crime!!!

Next invitation they will accept when they are sure that left overs would have decayed,
And when they are sure that with fresh stuff the table will be laid!!!

Next day outside Manmohan's and Sonia's residences will be pasted a list,
Compiled and pasted by BJP……….failures of UPA ki gist!!!!

Advani keeping with protocol will send Sonia a single rose stem and one laddoo,
Card will say UPA has survived one year by some jaaddoo!!!

Fact is like the Cadbury ad……Manmohan pass ho gaya …..Sonia bhi ho gayi pass,
Now we await to see who is kept and who is thrown out of the class!!!!

Aam Admi will be wondering …..what are these people celebrating????
In all this squalor why are they feting !!!

And then remember ultimately we foot the bill…….. while they eat , drink and make mazaa,
For their fun in more than one ways we bear the sazaa!!!

Bharat Kumar

Probe against GAIL CMD demanded

Few MPs are reported to have met the Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh recently and demanded a probe into the alleged financial irregularities in the GAIL committed during the tenure of it's CMD Prashanto Banerjee.

Mathur and Ravi Kumar are Directors of BHEL

A. K. Mathur and K. Ravi Kumar have taken over as directors on the Board of Bharat Heavy Electricals Ltd.

Rai appointed Vice President

Sanjay Rai has been appointed Vice President Sales and Marketing of Sarovar Park Plaza Hotesl,New Delhi.

Rawat is Secretary General ACCI

D S Rawat has assumed charge as the Secretary General of the Associated Chambers of Commerce And Industry of India.

Chouhan is DGM UCO bank in Orissa

B R Chauhan has taken over as Deputy General Manager of UCO Bank, Regional Office, in Bhubneshwar.

Dr Suresh Mehrotra has his lips sealed, if you have any whispers then send it to us
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