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Your efforts and your work is outstanding. My objection is that why do you publish so much about Maharashtra politics that too of lower level? Arvind Sharma Aaj Ki Aawaz
IMAGINARY MEETING AT TEN JANPATH
Mohna: Honourable Madam Ji first and foremost I'd like to express that all of us are immensely relieved that Madam Ji you have started making Public appearances after your undisclosed surgery for an undisclosed illness..... the message that is going out is you are back to work........ please stand up and let us sing our Party's anthem.... all decisions big or small Madam takes them all.... we are her minions and we do not have any opinions (all those present excepting Sonia and Rahul join him)!! Sonia: Thank you..... first let me express my disappointment ... during my absence Congress's image has taken a steeper fall.... who was responsible for jailing Anna??? PC: Madam it was a collective decision!!! Pranab: No ... I had advised that Anna should not be arrested..... but at that time PC had whispered something in PM's ear and PM had opined..... spare the rod and spoil Anna..... PM felt that we were responsible for making Anna and his lot 'more and more adventurous'!!! Sonia: I think it was a blunder......yesterday we were at Ramilila Grounds and I could literally feel the anti Congress mood..... heard people saying 'this is Congress's atyachaar bhoomi'.... I heard someone even say 'Ravans are hear to burn down Ravan'!!!!! What have you fools done????? Mohna: Madam ji on behalf of my Cabinet I apologize...... Sonia: Manmohan ji give it a break.... your apology is like the apology I made you make for the 1984 riots... I know jailing Anna was not your decision!!! PC: Madam Ji I felt that after we made Ramdev and his followers vacate Ramlila Grounds we'd be able to make Anna and his supporters also beat a retreat! Sonia: You know Anna is not Ramdev...... in Ramdev's case I recall prior to the laathi charge you and Sibal had shown me a dossier of Ramdev's misdoings which we had been overlooking and which we then used to make his image take a beating!!! We've already exhausted our armory on giving Anna and other Civil Society Members a bad name... but they still stand tall!! Sibal: Madam from Agnivesh I had info that Anna's 'I am a frugal eater' was all for show because Anna has a sweet tooth and does binge sometimes.... Kejriwal and Bedi's NGO's were under the scanner and we had a list of questions for them!!! Sonia: Bah....questions....nothing concrete!! Sibal : Madam PC and I had worded the questions in such a way that made them look guilty.... guilty till we did not pronounce them innocent and this we would not have done!!! Sonia: PC and you.... you both have done enough damage...I've come to know every time either one of you appears on TV Congress's ratings fall!!! After a building fell in your constituency you went there and you were booed away!!!! And I know for a fact PC you've not been to your constituency for months!!!!! Now don't give me that 'Jaya will make trouble for me' excuse!!! PC: Madam sorry...... Sibal : Madam Ji RSS workers usually reach these Sites to help out and they spread ill information about us.... even when Rahul went to RML he was booed!!! Sonia: The lawyer in you is speaking... Rahul was booed because the Doctors at RML were not treating the blast victims promptly!!!! He was a victim of someone else's inefficiency!!! Sibal: (muttering under his breath) Yeah he is doodh ka dhulla!! Sonia: What did you say???? Sibal: Nothing Madam Ji ... I was just cursing myself!!! Sonia: We have to do something about Rahul's image... now that Swamy fellow has tweeted that Rahul was treated for psychological problems.... what lies!! Sibal: Madam I have drafted a Bill whereby all postings on Social Sites will be monitored by a Government Agency and this Agency will weed out all messages/postings that are negative towards Congress, Government and Gandhi family.... these messages will be termed as provocative .... aimed at causing turmoil in India!! Sonia: Good idea....but please correct the sequence.... first comes Gandhi family!! Mohna: Rahul should appear for an IQ test........say by IIM..... Sonia: Manmohan Ji are you trying to solve the problem or compound it even more....... Pranab: Well we can make Rahul appear for an IQ test by IIPM....prior to this I'll ensure we'll give 'thorns' to IIPM by putting IIPM under the IT and ED scanner!! I can assure you Rahul will come out with flying colours... leave this to me!!!! Sonia: There is a reason why they call Pranab Da my Fire Fighter!!!! Pranab: (stands up and salutes Sonia).....At your service Madam!! Sonia: Modi is getting a bit too popular.... how do we handle him????? PC: Somehow in the name of 'unbiased investigation' we get this Cop Bhatt out of Gujarat!!!! Rest I will manage!!!! Via a conduit I've been sending his wife messages and she's been making statements accordingly !!!!! Sonia: Good.... by the way who managed the 'fez cap drama' when Modi was fasting!!! Sibal: Madam that was me......... Sonia: Mr. Smarty Pants did you think this out......this fez cap presentation made Modi a Hero with the majority.... the message that went out was ... he does not change his principles for vote bank politics...... in fact now I will not be able to dress like the locals do when I go for Rallies!! You fool Modi's fast was not to woo Muslims!!!! Antony Ji you've been very quite... a penny for your thoughts!!! Antony: (looking very hurt): Madam Ji you know I incorruptible ...... even if someone gave me a lakhs of Rupees I would not speak in front of you till you asked me to do so...why do you want to give me a penny when you know you just have to order me!!! And in your absence I did try to speak during meetings but all those present ignored me!! Sonia: Even Rahul!!!! Antony: Madam I advised Rahul not to make that zero hour speech in Parliament but I was shouted down by PC and Sibal and Rahul did not say a word!!! Rahul: Mummy I did ..... they did not listen to me!!!!! Sonia: How dare they do this???? From now on we go back to the old way.... no speaking without my permission!!! Rahul: But Mummy if any one of them still speaks without your permission!!! Sonia: Out he or she goes!!!! Now let's end this meeting...... now remember we are back to the old days.... all decisions I take....I get the bouquets and you take the brickbats..... and Sibal and PC will stay away from the Media...... Pranab Da will now talk to the Media on my behalf!!!! Rahul: Mummy what about me????? Sonia: I forgot..... all bouquet begetting decisions will be attributed to Rahul......that reminds me why has Montek not raised the poverty line and attributed this to Rahul .......I was told this was well scripted to benefit Rahul's image.. and Rahul you will continue what you have been doing!!! Rahul: Yippy..... Mom this will please you.... when I was coming in a Journo asked me about the IPad!! I said the I in the Ipad stands for Indhra..... our family is behind all the good that happens in the World!! Sonia: Pranab Ji please find out which Journo he gave this statement and get it expunged....tell the Journo during PM's next oversees trip he or she will be a special invitee!!!! Rahul my dear you must follow the adage .....tenere mamma e sarete felici........ let these people stage manage dramas for you!!! Divedi: Madam I have to minute this.... what did you say??? Bharat Kumar Ram and Ravan both praised Anna Hazare BUREAUCRACY V K Gupta is now Special Director in CBI
Dept of Pharmaceuticals to be transferred
to Union Ministry of Health ?
K.K. Srivastava is MT, Railway Board
Arunendra Kumar to be GM, SECR- Bilaspur Indra Ghosh to be GM, East Coast Railway,
Bhubaneshwar
Mahesh Kumar to be GM, Western Railway
A. K. Khanna to be GM, ICF-Chennai
S. K. Jain to be GM, Central Railway
A. K. Verma to be GM, SER-Kolkata
G. C. Agrawal to be GM, Eastern Railway Dalela to go to Washington G.Sudhakar is Special Secretary, Home, New
Delhi. Mishra to be empanelled!
Justice Ajai Lamba to move to Allahabad HC
?
No salary in Air India
Applications invited for MECL CMD's post
Book of a retired IAS officer
Dr Chawla to be Director, PGIMER, Chandigarh
IA & AS officer Rakesh transferred
Pakistan : Backdoor entry at Dy Secretary
level?
Subodh Agrawal posted as Member, Revenue Board
(UPDATED) Cow dung sold like hot cakes in Delhi (UPDATED) Tarun Seem posted as OSD to CCIT (CCA), Delhi
region (Updated) (DEBATE) CORPORATE Makarand Nene is new IOC's Director, (Marketing).
Tata Motors partners with the ace fashion
designer, Rajesh Pratap Singh for Tata Manza
Krishna Motukuri appointed MD, E-Commerce
at ibibo Group
Skandraaj appointed GM, Marketing at Dinamalar Sivagurunathan appointed as Whole-time Director
& CEO, Sicagen India Ltd Rajagopalan resigns as Director, Sicagen India
Ltd Arumugam resigns as MD, Sicagen India Ltd Bansal resigns as Director, Sicagen India
Ltd Rai resigns as Director, Navneet Publications
India Ltd Srivastava appointed Director, Hathway Cable
& Datacom Ltd FORUM
Ravan's ten heads?
The ten heads include; the part of the body plus kaam(desires), krodh(anger), mad(hubris), moh(attachment), lobh(greed),chhal (dissimulation), bal(armed force)and kaushal(skill). All of us bear one or more of these heads. Depending on our mindsets (vratti), we turn good or bad. Those controlled by aasuri vratti (demonic mindset) act like Ravan whereas those given to sur vratti (godly mindset) follow Ram. Our Tihari Club bears proof of it. Festivals like the Dushera only emphasise the value of good behaviour. Recourse to bad behaviour brings about all round destruction in the family and society. Since the enzymes are naturally present in the DNA of all of us for both the types of vrattis or mindsets, it is left to us to allow either of them to fructify. Since history and other empirical evidence establishes a preference for the good mindset, such festivals instill in the children a deep love for good behaviour. Ultimately, everything depends on the mindset and attitude. Comprehend the mindset of the terrorists in this context: they have been made to believe that terror activities are good and an insurance for admission into heaven! The fall of Ravan was also because of such a mindset about everything and everyone, otherwise he was a renowned scholar and warrior ! The call for research given by Prof Thorat of ICSSR and academic excellence by NRN Murthy might encourage Behaviour Scientists to look at the burning of the effigies on Dushera from that point of view, totally removed from religion. May be it helps curb corruption in the country. Without self regulation, no policing or CVC or CBI can do much, excepting generating exaggerated news stories for content starved 24x7 channels out to make a killing of the soup of law which can not be made into fish again!
Recently the Supreme Court and Punjab and Haryana High Court has given a judgement that there should no reservation in Promotions. Further the P & H High Court has quashed the OM's of DOPT relating to Reservation to Promotions. Now what is the fate of various OM's of DOPT relating to Reservation in Promotions. Whether the OM's are still applicable.
Aman
Another perfidy of Chidambaram
Here is another instance of the double face of P. Chidambaram. On September 9, 2010 he grandly announced at a press conference a cabinet decision to conduct a stand-alone caste census by the census commissioner of India in June 2011 after the general census was over in February 2011.It turned out to be his double-faced trick to dupe the people of India and get the census completed without collecting the caste data as assured in Parliament by the Prime Minister and Pranab Mukerji the chairman of the Group of Ministers on caste census. After seeing off the general census in Feb-March 2011,Chidambaram gets a fresh decision taken by the cabinet to foist the caste data collection on the unwilling state governments through the BPL survey during July-December 2011.Chidambaram hid himself after this foolish cabinet decision and left it to be announced by a hapless Ambika Soni acting as the spokesman of the cabinet and cutting a sorry figure. Now the BPL survey 2011 is cutting a sorry figure all over the country under the grandiloquent and pompous name of "Socio-economic and caste census 2011".And Chidambaram has contributed another shame to the UPA government.
S P Mishra
Regularisation of ad-hoc service from the date of initial appointment
This is a case in the Government of the officials who after qualifying the Departmental Competitive Examination conducted by Staff Selection Commission for Stenographers Grade 'D' were appointed on regular basis between 1981-90 and had been promoted as Stenographers Grade 'C' on ad-hoc basis after putting in more than 13 years of regular service and again had to wait for regularisation of service for more than 10 years and thereby lost most of the service in the service career because of regularisation of service. It may be stated, in this connection, that this ration has become more widen when it is compared with the ration of UDC in the sister service of Central Secretariat Clerk Service. Government may kindly take a sympathetic view and take remedial action by regularising the ad-hoc service of the officials who have rendered more than 3 years uninterrupted service.
V P Sharma
Plan Panel is now irrelevant ?
I agree with A K Saxena that the case of continuing with the Planning Commission, needs to be reviewed. These arm chair academicians have made a mockery of India's economy that has taken a down turn.
P V Kurup
Maya and Ramdev
Duvidha mein dono gaye, Maya Mili na Ram.
In the western democracies the State and the Church have been separated long ago. Here we are combining these both. It seems that our political and spiritual systems are both weak. Looking for help from each other. Can't they work independently. Involvement of Gurus in the Anna's Movement was not in good taste. Harmful for both. Let us take note of it.
Jai Hind. Z S Nirwal
Congratulations My heartiest congratulations to Justice Mishra on his elevation to Hon. Supreme Court. I wish him the best in his new assignment. I had the privilege of meeting him in connection with certain pending cases of acquired properties by I T Department. He promptly ordered the cases to be listed for hearing. Matters are in progress now due to the initiative taken by him. Regards.
R Bharadwaj
RTI Maintenance by CPWD Information pertaining to budget works/additions/alterations in type
IV houses in a colony maintained by CPWD was sought. The CIC directed
to provide full and complete information pertaining to works as sought Comments All public servants staying in government accommodation have faced
the poor maintenance by the CPWD. As the end user (allottee) is not
provided with any information regarding his entitlement of the various Shri Radhe Shyam Goel v. CPWD in CIC/DS/A/2011/000480 - Weekly article by Dr. (Mrs.) Anuradha Verma |
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