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This is History (17)
Fresh water runs on, and if you stop it, it becomes stagnant. So also it is with the life of a man and the life of a nation.

"Thulla " to cost Kejariwal dearly ?
Delhi police is fuming. Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejariwal who called Delhi police "Thulla", it is believed, is going to cost him dearly.

Uttar Pradesh and National Media
It is now a challenging job for Akhilesh Yadav and his PR Chief Navneet Sehgal to control the national TV and print media in the months to come before the Vidhan Sabha elections. They have succeeded to manage the media in the state.

Kejriwal and Sisodia... Mineral water pe charcha (imaginary)
Kejriwal and Sisodia at a Vend after a long walk... sipping mineral water and doing charcha

Kejriwal (A): Manish I have come to know Centre is reducing prices of Petrol and Diesel
Sisodia (S): Arvind let's increase the VAT .... and we will say we are trying to keep parity in price in the neighborhood....regional cooperation .... we need the money badly ...

A: But if you recall when fuel prices went up it was I who demanded that price of Diesel should be 38....

S: Tabh ki baat ... who will remember ...

A: No... no you forget they dig out stuff that even I have forgotten I said ...

S: Arvind Public memory is short... remember all the promises we made to Autowallahs... and the poor fellows carried our message behind their Autos ... and then we just let them go...baddi baddi rajneethi mein aisa hothaa hai... sorry sorry ...that must bring bad hurtful memories... but thankfully no long term damage done .... hai na Arvind...hai na!!!

A: (feels his left cheek and grimaces) And if we say we are cooperating with neighbors then tomorrow neighbors will say why don't you cooperate on water??

S: Then use some excuse to say no.....Treaty and previous Government commitment excuses .... arre Arvind in the next batch of ads we will explain this .... apne kya doosro ke bhi waadhe nibhaaye....wah wah wah!!

A: But to the best of my knowledge No Treaty on this .... and cannot risk bringing water in as a bargaining point .... Water is a very touchy issue there and here !!

S: You worry too much... our Media stays on a issue max for 3 days and now for days to come IPL controversy will grab eyeballs .... we can do it.... we need the money!! By the way what about our Party Funds???

A: Just a thought... let's grade Memberships .... and each grade comes with its benefits. .. Rs 10 lac Gold Membership ...the benefits .... AAP VIP car stickers... monthly lunch invitation with Cabinet... CM will visit the Members home for tea once ....etc ... etc. ..

S: We can discuss this minutely .... only worry I have ... we announce this and response is bad... we do not have the money to put up sham applicants even though money will go from one pocket to other .... there should be money to do this ...Arvind I see lack of discipline in the Party cropping up...I propose all AAP MLAs should wear the same attire .... will highlight our strength and inculcate discipline!!

S: Could also be a handicap. .... samjhe samjhe (winking) .... okay uniform should be ...same topi ... summer ... Kurta, jeans and jhola and sports shoes!! Winter ... waist coat and if it gets too cold a desi coarse shawl...

A: And none of the garments will have pockets .... yaar this jhola will send the wrong message!!

S: No ..no... jhola will identify us with NGO types ... the jhola would be stitched at the top...so if there are any allegations we will prove detractors wrong... 2 in 1 benefit !!

A : And we need a special greeting and anthem.

S : Your fav song Insaan ko Insaan se ho bhaichara... and salute... both handed salute ... palms exposed ... to also show clean hands !!

A: Chalo salute is fine .... but anthem... I sang this song at Jindal ... and it was twisted to... AAP is a male Party ... why not Bhenchaara and then we did not make a woman Minister .......I think our Anthem should be..... leave the Anthem... we would end up being ridiculed .... I am hungry... famished !!!
At long last they order tea and when tea comes there is a plate of Jalebis.

M: Yeh kya humm ne Jalebi nahi order ki... aur yeh Bhai Sahib ko maarna hai kya Jalebi khilaa ke ... sugar ke mareej hai!!

Vend guy : Sor ji humm Angrezi samjath hai....gussa matt karro Sahab ... humm sunath hai aap vartalaab karr rahe theh AAP ka gaana koun sa honna chahiye ..Jai Ram ji koun si honni chahiye...toh humm aap ko bataana chahate hai ki AAP ki mithai koun si honni chahiye... Jalebi.... Sahib AAP ke liye ek dumm fit..... aap ki soch se ek dumm same to same !!


Disclaimer... Satire ... not casting any aspersions...read it and forget it
VJS

BUREAUCRACY

Additional Secretary level posting on cards !
Additional Secretary level postings in the Government of India are expected to take place very soon. Posting of 1985 batch IAS will start.

Ms Aparna U joins AP cadre on inter-cadre deputation
Ms Aparna U has joined the Government of Andhra Pradesh on inter cadre deputation as Deputy Chief Executive Officer, AP State Skill Development Corporation, Hyderabad. She is a 2001 batch IAS officer of UP cadre.

L Prashant Pise appointed as Ambassador to Republic of Tunisia
L. Prashant Pise, presently Minister, HCl, London, has been appointed as the next Ambassador of lndia to the Republic of Tunisia. He is a 1995 batch IFS officer.

Senior most IPS officer C. V. Narasimhan is no more
C.V. Narasimhan number one in the IPS List in the country has passed away in Chennai. 1948 batch IPS officer Narsimhan was 90. He is survived by wife, two sons and a daughter.

Three IPS officers get postings in MP
Three IPS officers have been given postings in Madhya Pradesh. Upon return from deputation, Mrs Rina Mitra has been appointed Special DG, Crime Against Women and Ajak, PHQ while Pramod Phalnikar, upon return from study leave, is posted as ADG, Selection and Recruitment, PHQ and Vivek Agrawal was made Assistant SP, Sagar.

Consolidation pension to retired port employees
The Ministry of Shipping has decided to allow consolidation of pension in respect of retired Group 'C' and 'D' employees of Major Port Trusts. Now their pension fixation will be done nationally with effect from January 1, 2007 and actual arrears to accrue with effect from January 1, 2012 entailing a financial implication of Rs. 536.51 crore for three years. This decision will now be implemented by the respective major ports from their own resources.

Mukherjee is new AG, Karnataka
Bijit Kumar Mukherjee, IA &AS, is new Accountant General, Karnataka. Prior to this, he was the Director, National Academy of Audit and Accounts, Shimla.

Rita Chowdhury is Director, NBT
Sahitya Akademi Award-winning writer Rita Chowdhury has been appointed director of the National Book Trust (NBT).

P Ramjee appointed DIG, BSF
P Ramjee, CVO, Kandla Port Trust, has been appointed Deputy Inspector General (DIG), Border Security Force (BSF) till his remaining period of central deputation. He is a 1998 batch IPS officer of Rajasthan cadre.

Ms Usha Padhee placed on compulsory wait until incumbent moves
Ms Usha Padhee, who was deputed as Joint Secretary in the Ministry of Civil Aviation, has been placed on compulsory wait until the tenure of incumbent G Ashok Kumar ends on August 12, 2015. Meanwhile, the Government of Odisha has relieved her of cadre responsibility. She is a 1996 batch IAS officer of Odisha cadre.

Nirmal Sinha to remain as CMD, HHEC till ACC decision
Nirmal Sinha, whose tenure as Chairman-cum-Managing Director, Handicraft & Handlooms Exports Corporation of India Limited (HHEC) is coming to an end on July 18, 2015, will remain on the post till further decision of Appointments Committee of Cabinet (ACC).

Prashant Pathrabe is Director, FTII
Prashant Pathrabe, director of Press Information Bureau (PIB), has been given additional charge as director of Film and Television Institute of India (FTII).

Two IRS-IT officers shifted
Two IRS-IT officers shifted at Additional/Joint Commissioner level. Vidya Ramachandran has been transferred to Pr DGIT (Vigilance), at Chennai while R Ilavarasi was posted to Pr CCIT, Tamil Nadu.

72 IRTS officers get JAG
As many as 72 officers belonging to Indian Railway Traffic Service (IRTS) have been granted Junior Administrative Grade (JAG). Ajay Prakash, Harish Billore, Nawal Kishore Singh, R K Sahu, Rakesh Kr Srivastava, Rajesh Kr Srivastava, Chandrika Prasad, Amardeep Singh, Jitendra Varshney, Chhote Lal Meena, K Satyanarayana, K R Parate, Vinay Kumar, D K Raina, J I Jena, Saibal Kr Bose, R K Sharma, Babul Lal Meena, K Madhusudhan, Sajal Kuamr Sinha, B N Mandal, P V N Ravikumar, Sanjiv Chhattopadhaya, L B Chaudhary, Parminder Singh, Rupesh Nandy, J Hembram, B M Prasad, Birendra Nath Lal, Shiv Shankar Pandey, K S Sonel, B K Gupta, J P Gaur, Suveer Shrivastava, A K Agarwal, K Jaishankar, B K Sharma, Suresh Saxena, R Y Joshi, Bhavtendra K Singh, Satyaveer Singh, Sunita (Matta), N V Satyanarayana, C R Kumawat, V K Shukla, P A Dhananjeyan, Kamlesh Kr Tripathy, O N Verma, M Sami Naik, D K Bhowmik, Ashotosh Upadhayay, Partha Sarthi Mondalo, Amit Kr Maitra, Gouranga Ch Pradhan, Chittaranjan Jha, Subir Batabyal, Hemanta Basak, P K Sinha, Shantanu Chkaraborty, S K Lal, M N Rai, Dalbir Singh, Dhurmal, A P Barad, K Rajendra Kumar, Ch Venkateswarlu, P Vallinayagi, Sukumar Das, Dhirendra Kumar, P C Madhukar, P K Sinha and N Marandi.

Minor reshuffle of IAS officers in Punjab
As many as six IAS officers have been transferred and posted at different places in Punjab. Accordingly, Roshan Shunkariya has been appointed as Finance Commissioner, Rural Development and Panchayat while Kripa Shankar Saroj will be Secretary, Printing and Stationery and A Venu Prasad is Secretary, Higher Education and Langauges. Similarly, C Sibban has been made Executive Director, Punjab State Scheduled Caste Land Development and Finance Corporation; Sukhjit Singh Bains as Director, Rural Development and Panchayat; Amit Dhaka as Managing Director, Punjab Laghu Udyog and Niryat Nigam with additional charge of Secretary, Industries and Commerce.

DM organizes Iftaar
DM Lalitpur, UP, Zuhair Bin Sahgir, UP cadre IAS officer of 2006 batch, organised a grand iftaar party for poor needy destitute at his home DM Awaas. over 500 women had aftaar with him.

Srinivasa Sastry promoted to DCF grade in AP
P S Srinivasa Sastry has been promoted to the rank of Deputy Conservator of Forests. He is a 2002 batch IFS officer.

N Chandra Mohan Reddy promoted to CF grade in AP
N Chandra Mohan Reddy has been promoted to the rank of Conservator of Forests in Andhra Pradesh. He is an IFS officer.

Aan Chong Teron posted as DCF, Production in AP
Alan Chong Teron, who was waiting for posting, has been appointed as Deputy Conservator of Forests (Production) in the office of PCCF(HoFF) in Andhra Pradesh. He is a 2011 batch IFS officer of Andhra Pradesh cadre.

Prasanna Kumar Suryadevara is Secretary Delhi Vidhan Sabha
Former OSD of former Lok Sabha Speaker Somnath Chatterjee, Prasanna Kumar Suryadevara is the new Secretary of the Delhi Legislative Assembly.

DEBATE

Bureaucracy in UPA regime and under NDA government

Is functioning of bureaucracy better under the present NDA rule or in the UPA regime.
Send your brief specific views to mehrotra.suresh@gmail.com or suresh.mehrotra@yahoo.com

CORPORATE

T S Raji Gain appointed Director, Bandhan Bank
T S Raji Gain, chief general manager of Nabard, has been appointed Director on the Board of Bandhan Bank.

Bhosale appointed CS of CRISIL Ltd
CRISIL Limited has appointed Ms Minal Bhosale as Company Secretary of the company

Jain designated as Director (Operations & Projects) of Panacea Biotec Limited
Sumit Jain has been designated as Director (Operations & Projects) of Panacea Biotec Limited w.e.f. July 22, 2015

Khanvelkar appointed Addl. Director of Envair Electrodyne Ltd
Envair Electrodyne Ltd has appointed Vikas Khanvelkar as Additional Director of the company.

Jhaveri appointed Independent Director of Gujarat Poly Avx Electronics Ltd
Gujarat Poly Avx Electronics Ltd has appointed Ms Saloni Jhaveri as Independent Director of the company.

Bedla appointed CEO of Bhilwara Tex-Fin Ltd
Bhilwara Tex-Fin Ltd has appointed Himmat Singh Bedla as Chief Executive Officer of the company.

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Empanelled hospitals

Prakashji, Govt hospitals are not required to recommend treatment in empanelled hospitals. You have to get permission from CGGS dispensary for referral for treatment in such hospitals. CGHS dispensary cannot deny permission in so far as permission is sought in empanelled hospital. For getting tests, etc conducted, as prescribed by the specialist, you can directly go to empanelled diagnostic centres / imaging centres with a copy of specialist's prescription and copy of CGHS card and no permission needs to be taken.

R Ravi

Corruption of bureaucracy

After the legendary corrupt bureaucrat Joshi couple, comes the case of Yadav Singh of UP in whose case the High Court has ordered CBI investigation as he is prima facie found to have indulged in corruption on a huge scale (Rs. 1000 crore as per media report). This only highlights what readers have been saying all the time. " It is high time to put bureaucrats on a tight leash and ensure that they remain servants of the people and not behave as masters and maharaja helping themselves to loot." The main issue is lack of immediate punishment for their deeds.

Where are the honest ones?

Manu Ashar

God bless SEBI

SEBI may be in trouble if they take all FMC officials or all staff for running their commodity segment. If FMC officials/staff were capable enough to run the commodity regulator smoothly then there wont be any need for this merger. God bless SEBI.

Saif

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