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Ireland still lives in the past , and Irish people treasure the memory of the old days.

Only Gujaratis are ruling the country ?
Is the country being run by the Gujaratis these days ? At a get-together answer to this question came 'Yes". Narendra Modi, Amit Shah, Mukesh Ambani and Gautam Adani are all from Gujarat.

Muslims of Western UP to support BSP ?
Political observers say that muslim votes in Western Uttar Pradesh will side the BSP .

Will UP elections be held in 4 phases ?
UP assembly elections are likely to be held in four phases in February next year. According to information first phase will be held 2-3 February while second phase could be on 8-9, third phase could be 15 - 16 and fourth phase likely to be held onFebruary 22 - 23, 2017.

Hindustani Bhai Bhai
Whenever I'm in Defence Colony I make it a point to take a break at a roadside Tea shop that has a Shoe Shine next to it. As I sip my Tea and get my shoes shined I start chatting with the Tea Shop Owner and the Shoe Shine.
Tea Vend Owner: Sahab Dilli mein toh AAP ko abh Public bulaathi hai PAAP!
Shoe Shine: Hanji roz inn ka ek MLA andhar jaatha hai … aise chalta raha toh AAP will have to convene Party Meetings in Tihar!!
TVO: Kyon… sunna hai in this Party its Kejriwal and Sisodia who decide…. Kumar, Ashutosh and Khetan who justify what they decide … and the MLAs just follow!!!
SS: Loh jee aa gaye thaali ka baingan …. ( just then a Jhola waala joins us)….. Sahab he is sometimes a Congi, sometimes a Commie and sometimes PAAP sorry AAP wallah….Baingan ji aaj koun si Party se ho!!!!
Jholawala: Bakwaas matt karr … hum issue based support dethe hai……
SS: Sachch boll … tuh Note based support dehta hai!! Accha Sahab …. they say when Oil prices were falling everywhere…. Oil prices in India did not fall that much….. now when Oil prices are rising why are our prices rising like the rest!!!!
J: Arre BJP minted money then….. itna paisa banaaya ki inn ki pushto ki pushto ki pushto ameer rahe gi!! Rozz Petrol Pumps pe BJP waalo ki Vans aathis thi and they used to collect money!!
Me: Jhoot….. when prices fell our prices did not fall that much because Government increased Duties and the money was used to bring down the Deficit…. Deficit… jabh aap ka kharch aap ki aamdhani se zyaada hotha hai!! What do you do when this happens and you have to meet your expenses…
SS: Sahab ..if we cannot earn the money to make up the shortfall we have to sell something!!! Aggar haalath khasta hai koyi loan bhi nahi detta unless we pledge something of equal ammount!!
M: At one time we had to pledge our Gold……. see UPA left a burgeoning deficit….. and if this Government did not act our Economy would have taken a huge hit…. andhar paisa nahi aatha…. those people whose work is to look at a Country's Arth Vivastha and give it 'marks' would have given us bad marks or failed us and this would have lead to a big reduction in money coming into India!
TVO: Chaloo Sahab Arth Vivastha sambhaal lee abh toh Public ka kuch bojj ghatao…. or will they do it near the UP elections……as I see Congress just did maskaa polish and forgot about the Economy…. NDA is just keeping Economy in mind … arre kuch toh humaari maskaa polish karro… hum 'Votedaata' hai!!!! Sahab yeh Actor logh ka dimaag kharaab ho gaya hai….. arre Pakistan ka ek teela bhi yaha nahi bikkna chaheeye!!!
M: Jee ha…… Film waale are like Chinese… they only understand language of money!!!! See its Indians who are banning the Paki Actors and TV Serials… Zee did it on their own… Single Screen Owners did it on their own….. Public are vowing that they will not view Movies which have Paki Actors …. but there is a bewakoof Director who is blaming Modi…. !!!
SS: I will never see a movie that has Paki Actors!!!
JW: Arre they are humans too…. why should we ban Art!!
TVO: Baingan ji ….. insaan tabh hotha hai jabh unn mein insaaniyat ho….. if you are earning money from a Country …. its Public adores you despite the fact that you come from a Country which is a sworn enemy… then isn't it your duty to at least offer your condolences on the killing of Faujis by terrorists from your Country!! Kya Art….. they are just Bhaands….. why Sport is also a kind of Art but haven't we banned Pak cricketers from IPL and we don't play bilateral matches???
JW: You should have big hearts…..
TVO: Chall abh tuh bhaag yaha se…. aur yaha merri dukaan pe chai peene matt aaya karr….. yes you could become a Neta tomorrow and come into power….and you could get me thrown out from here….. so what …. Paisa sabh kuch nahi hai…… parr aap aur Bollywood nahi samjho ge!!!
SS: Bhai I will also go where you go!!!
M: And even if you go to the Border of Delhi I will Come to my Bhai's Shop to have Tea and get my Shoe Shined from my Chotta Bhai!!!

Disclaimer: Satire ..please do not form any opinions. Not meant to influence but to humor. All material gleaned from MSM, Blogs and SM.

VJS

DEBATE

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Who is most well dressed politician in India as on date ?

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BUREAUCRACY

Empanelment of 1986 batch IPS officers this month only
Empanelment of 1986 batch IPS officers to the rank of Additional DG in the Government of India is expected to take place in a couple of weeks.

U C Sarangi moves to BSF as IG
IG NSG U C Sarangi has been moved to an important CPO BSF. He is 1988 batch IPS officer of Madhya Pradesh cadre.

Chauhan is new IG in CRPF
D S Chauhan has been posted as IG in the CRPF. He is 1988 batch IPS officer of Uttar Pradesh cadre.

Rakesh Agrawal moves to BSF
Rakesh Agarwal who is presently IG in NSG has been moved to th BSF.He is 1994 batch IPS officer of Himachal Pradesh cadre.

Abhinav Kumar promoted and posted as IG BSF
DIG ITBP Abhinav Kumar has been promoted and posted as IG BSF. He is 1996 batch IPS officer of UP cadre.

Abhishek Trivedi is new IG, NSG
Abhishek Trivedi has been elevated as IG in the NSG. He is 1996 batch IPS officer of Himachal Pradesh cadre.

Phalnikar to move to GoI as IG, NSG
P S Phalnikar is joining the Government of India as IG NSG. He is 1989 batch IPS officer of Madhya Pradesh cadre.

Javed Akhtar is new IG, CRPF
Mohd. Javed Akhtar will be new IG CRPF. He is 1986 batch IPS officer of Uttar Pradesh cadre.

Mukul Goel is new IG, BSF
Mukul Goel has been appointed new IG in BSF. He is 1987 batch IPS officer of Uttar Pradesh cadre.

B Sandhya to join GoI as IG, BPR&D
Dr.(Mrs.)B. Sandhya is joining the Government of India as IG in BPR&D. She is 1988 batch IPS officer of Kerala cadre.

Subhash Chandra is new IG, CRPF
Subhash Chandra is joining the Government of India as IG in CRPF. He is 1990 batch IPS officer of Uttar Pradesh cadre.

Mishra to join GoI as IG in BSF
Chhattisgarh cadre 1990 batch IPS officer Rajesh Kumar Mishra is joining the Government of India as IG in BSF.

Varun Kapoor posted as IG in BSF
Varun Kapoor has been posted as IG in BSF. He is 1991 batch IPS officer of Madhya Pradesh cadre.

Rajesh Nirwan is posted in BSF
Rajesh Nirwan has been appointed IG BSF. He is 1992 batch IPS officer of Rajasthan cadre.

Lohia to join GoI as IG in BSF
H K Lohia has been appointed IG in BSF. He is 1992 batch IPS officer of Jammu & Kashmir cadre.

Raju is new IG in CRPF
G H P Raju 1993 batch IPS officer of Assam has been appointed IG in the CRPF.

Bhatia to be IG in CRPF
M S Bhatia is joining as IG in CRPF. He is 1993 batch IPS officer of Jharkhand cadre.

Thakur is IG in BSF
D K Thakur has been appointed IG in BSF . He is 1994 batch IPS officer of Uttar Pradesh cadre.

Mittal promoted as IG in NICFS
Sandeep Mittal 1995 batch IPS officer of Tamil Nadu 1995 batch has been elevated as IG in NICFS.

Kedia to be Additional Director ED ?
Deepak Kumar Kedia is reported to have been selected for Additional Director ED Delhi Zonal Unit. He is 1999 batch UT cadre IPS officer.

Sahai is JS NSCS in GoI
S M Sahai has been appointed Joint Secretary in National Security Council Secretariat in the Government of India. He is 1987 batch IPS officer of J & K cadre.

West Bengal cadre IPS officer seeking central deputation
A 1988 batch IPS officer of West Bengal cadre, Ram Phal Pawar is seeking central deputation at Joint Secretary level in Government of India.

Dr K L Prasad promoted as Senior Economic Adviser
Dr K L Prasad has been appointed as Senior Economic Adviser in the Ministry of Railways after promotion to Higher Administrative Grade (HAG). He is a 1983 batch IES officer.

Mrs Punam goes on inter cadre deputation to Bihar
An inter cadre deputation of Mrs Punam from Rajasthan to Bihar has been approved for a period of three years. She is a 2005 batch IAS officer of Rajathan cadre.

Dr. Ish Kumar appointed as Director, NCRB
Dr. Ish Kumar has been appointed as Director, National Crime Records Bureau(NCRB). He is 1985 batch IPS officer of Telangana Cadre.

Sandeep Mittal selected for appointment on promotion as IG, NICFS
Sandeep Mittal has been selected for appointment on promotion as Inspector General in NICFS. He is a 1995 batch IPS officer of TamilNadu Cadre.

Navdeep Singh Suri appointed as the next Ambassador of India to UAE
Navdeep Singh Suri has been appointed as the next Ambassador to United Arab Emirates. He is a 1983 batch IFS officer.

No empanelment at Joint Secretary level from Tripura
No officer out of three existing IAS officers of 1999 batch from Tripura cadre has been empanelled for holding Joint Secretary level posts in Government of India.

No cadre review of IP&TAFS for 44 years
No cadre review has reportedly been held for Indian P & T Accounts and Finance Service (IP&TAFS) in 44 years of existence. To the contrary, the other services of its counterparts have witnessed cadre review six times. It is reported that the cadre review is pending due to lobbying by its rival cadre ITS.

Sanjay Singh is Member-Secretary Law Commission
Sanjay Singh has been appointed as Member Secretary, Law Commission of India. He is former Indian Legal Service officer.

Nityananda to join Delhi Police next month
S. Nityananda, DGP Arunachal Pradesh will join Delhi Police in November. He is a AGMUT cadre IPS officer.

Walinjkar appointed as Asst DG, UIDAI
Swapnil Anand Walinjkar has been appointed as Assistant Director General (Director level) in the Unique Identification Authority of India (UIDAI) at Mumbai for a period of five years. He is an IRTS officer.

Two Railway officers posted as AGM, RVNL Watlair
N V S S Prasad has been appointed as AGM (Projects) Rail Vikas Nigam Ltd (RVNL),Waltair while Y Srinivasu was posted as DGM(Projects), RVNL, Watlair.

Four transfers of IAS officer in three months
First CS for a fortnight then Chairman Noida & YEDIA. After one month Chairman, UPSRTC and Chairman, Revenue Board. This is the transfer list of a senior IAS officer of UP Pravir Kumar since August. He is a 1982 batch IAS officer.

Botu Sai Raju appointed as DGM, RVNL, Raigarda
Botu Sai Raju has been deputed as DGM(Projects), Rail Vikas Nigam Ltd.(RVNL),Raigada. He is an IRSE officer.

One man show in ALIMCO
There is no other Members on the Board; D R Sarin is, single handed, leading the Artificial Limbs Manufacturing Corporation Limited (ALIMCO) as Chairman-cum-Managing Director.

Two posts of Directors lying vacant in BEML Ltd
Two posts of Director Finance and Director Human Resources have been lying vacant in BEML Limited for a quite some time.

HLL Lifecare permitted to sub-lease 330.10 acres of Govt land
HLL Lifecare Ltd, a Mini Ratna PSU under Ministry of Health & Family Welfare, has been permitted to sub- lease 330.10 acres of land at Chengalpattu, located in the outskirts of Chennai, to setup a medical devices manufacturing park (Medipark) through a special purpose Vehicle. The shareholding of HLL in the project would be above 50%.

Has AMU violated UGC Regulations?
Renowned Central Varsity AMU is charged that it is allegedly not following UGC Regulations 2010 in appointments and promotions. It is said that about 50 selection committees are being contested in the Court of Law. MHRD is likely to go in for a thorough enquiry?

Sandeepan confirmed in IAS
Bhoskar Vilas Sandeepan has been confirmed in Indian Administrative Service (IAS). He is a 2011 batch IAS officer of Chhattisgarh cadre.

Hasnain Massodi designated as Senior Advocate
Justice Hasnain Massodi, former Judge of High Court, has been designated as Senior Advocate.

Five officers transferred in Railways
As many as five officers have been transferred in the Railways. Accordingly, Afzal Karim Shamsi has been transferred to Northern Railway while Shil Asheesh was posted to Northeast Frontier Railway and B Bandopadhyay is shifted to Northeast Frontier Railway. Besides, Ashis Bhattacharjee has been transferred to Eastern Railway and Sandeep Maheshwari was posted to North Central Railway.

Tenure of Anand Jain as Director, MHA curtailed (UPDATED)
The tenure of Anand Jain, Director in the Ministry of Home Afffairs, has been curtailed on his selection as Deputy Inspector General in National Investigation Agency (NIA). He is a 1997 batch IPS officer of J&K cadre.

Ajay Jain is also Chief Commissioner of Customs, Ahmedabad (UPDATED)
Ajay Jain, Principal Commissioner of Ahmedabad Customs, has been assigned an additional charge of Chief Commissioner of Ahmedabad Customs zone. He is an IRS-Customs officer.

Additional charge of CRS, Central Circle Mumbai to Sushil Chandra extended (UPDATED)
The additional charge period of Commissioner of Railway Safety, Central Circle, Mumbai to Sushil Chandra, CRS, Western Circle, has been extended for a period of six months with effect from May 1, 2016.

Rajeev Gupta is also Director General, NAIR (UPDATED)
Rajeev Gupta has been assigned an additional charge of Director General, NAIR. He is an IRSME officer.

Prabhakaran transferred to Southern Railway (UPDATED)
I Prabhakaran has been transferred to Southern Railway. He is an IRSE officer.

Dr Bhausaheb Tatyarao Kolhe gets Selection Grade (UPDATED)
Dr Bhausaheb Tatyarao Kolhe presently in South Central Railway, has been granted Selection Grade. He is an IRMS officer.

CORPORATE

Viswanathan appointed as Independent Director of United Spirits Ltd
United Spirits Limited has appointed V K Viswanathan as Independent Director of the company.

Desai appointed as Senior Vice President (Engineering) of Snapdeal
Pradeep Desai has been appointed as Senior Vice President (Engineering) of Snapdeal

Sharma resigns as Director of Visesh Infotecnics Ltd
Brahm Dutt Sharma has resigned as Director of Visesh Infotecnics Limited.

Agrahari resigns as CS of Salora International Ltd
Nitin Agrahari has resigned as Company Secretary of Salora International Limited.

Ms Suresh resigns as CS of eDynamics Solutions Ltd
Ms Mor Gunjan Suresh has resigned as Company Secretary of eDynamics Solutions Ltd.

Maheshwari resigns as CS of South India Projects Ltd
Himanshu Maheshwari has resigned as Company Secretary of South India Projects Ltd.

Khaitan appointed MD of Jindal Aluminium
Pragun Jindal Khaitan has been appointed as Managing Director of Jindal Aluminium

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Let's move on

The Vice Chief of Army Staff gave a presentation to MP's of the Parliamentary Defence Committee as requested on the surgical strikes in PoK. Excellent as all members of the parties are represented there. They are all bound by Official Secrets Act as Parliamentarians . Silence thereafter is good. Let's move on .

Devendra Sethi

SC orders not implemented by elite bureaucracy

Ref comments of Chandra Shekhar. If he has police reforms in mind, he should understand Supreme Court orders thereon have not been implemented by the elite bureaucracy. We have the dubious distinction of still implementing the British Laws. With such rampant shamelessness nothing will change.

ARC Kumar

JNU students at it again

JNU students were at it again-insulting India and Democracy. This is no freedom of speech -burning Prime Minister's effigy as Ravana. By doing this they have also insulted the people of India who elected him to lead this country for five years. They dared to do so because no harm came to them for their anti-national acts on Feb 9 when they joined the Kashmiri separatists' chorus of 'Azadi' as also idolized the terrorists like Afzal Guru and others. Even the High Court has shown lot of indulgence to them by granting the guilty students permanent bail for all that their criminal acts. It is high time JNU is purged of these elements who are there to indulge in pro-enemy acts while following a permanent student career at taxpayers' cost. Their highly subsidised fee and Board and lodging in the University hostel only encourages them to live in the campus for years not for any academic pursuit but to just indulge in mischief and political propaganda of their 'Commis' friends.

Aarti Khosla

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