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It's not important in life that who is "AHEAD" of us or who is "BEHIND" us. What truly matters in life is that who is "WITH" us.

Is there any Goenka in this regime ?

A veteran journalist in a cocktail party said that once there was Ram Nath Goenka to attack against all powerful Late Indira Gandhi in the media .Can any one now name in the media someone who can dare to assail Narendra Modi ?

Who is closest Congress leader with Modi ?

Who is the Congress leader closest to Prime Minister Narendra Modi and his informer ? This is being discussed in the AICC.

Was PS of a Minister removed ?

Power corridors are abuzz that why a PS of an important Minister was removed recently ? Two theories are floating about this. One says, PS was removed because a report put him in the dock while other one is that the PS himself opted out. Who can divulge the reality ?

No Ullu banaoing..

My regular Shoe Shine guy was missing for some time and today as I pass his regular spot, during my walk around CP, I spot him and on the spot decide to get my shoes shined.

Me: So you are back ...you've been missing for a month..
Shoe Shine: Jee Sir..was in UP....first I had some work and then decided to stay back to vote...
M: UP mein hawaa kidhar kee hai..
SS: Badlav kee hai...na UP ke Launde ki na Bhenji ki...iss baar UP ke 'mooh-bolle' (adopted) Bete ki baari sabh kahe ji..
M: Modi's ...I'm adopted son of UP really worked...got political opponents worried.. Maya ..Priyanka even said ..UP has its own sons and daughter..why depend on adopted son..
SS: Mummy... Made in Italy ....did she ever say anything about her Mom...
M: Nehru came for Kashmir to UP...Feroze Gandhi came from Gujarat to UP...Sonia came from Italy to UP ...but Modi is an outsider in UP...
SS: Actually this time Priyanka disappointed ...some even said why get her..Congress could have made Rahul wear a Saree...if they wanted another Gandhi campaigner .... faltu Rahul kind of bakk-bakk ..
M: And Congis were hoping she'll be the new hope for Congress ..
SS: One more thing ...if I was Vadra
..merri toh khopdi sahnnak jaathi whenever my wife is addressed as Priyanka Gandhi...she's Priyanka Vadra... she also said ...why the Prime Minister refers to women as sister, daughter or mother.....
M: Ganga- Yamuna tehzeeb... Priyanka seems to be used to the Page 3 ways... giving respect to common folk is alien to this lot ..yeh toh waqqre (different) hai.... doosre ki Biwi ko Darling and Sweety bulaathe hai...
SS: Sunna hai Insaano ki tullna apne kutto se karte hai...their Mom was better for Congress... any day ....90% of the time we could not understand what she was saying and the local leaders informed us what she was supposed to have said...must be after necessary corrections....
M: Bhenji ko kyaa hooa iss baar...
SS: Butho (Statues) ki Party.. her ..Dalit ki betti yeh sabh kyo nahi karr sakthi...now does not cut ice ..but she is in a better position than SP and Congress ...
M: So this time they say the biggest issue is Development ...and so obviously ...collateral issue is Corruption..
SS: Jee...and corruption ke maamle mein these Parties outdo each other ....BJP.....as it's scandal free and Modi going after Black Money makes BJP the clean choice ...and also in Development ..but BJP undersold itself ..on States opting for BJP again and again..and in case of SP Goonda Raj also big issue..
M: Aki giving promises LRC.....free data ..free mobiles ..free computers ..even ghee free..
SS: When there are no jobs Public can do time pass and be healthy too ..after all idle mind is factory of shaitan...
M: What do UPites feel about this Family Drama..
SS: Mulayam wanted Shivpal and gang to go... includes Amar Singh ...but for mooh ki rakhi ...he's doing a drama in a drama and showing he's pro Shivpal...Congress would end up getting a few seats more ...SP will flounder .....
M: Nichod yeh hai...abh Public ko ullu banaana bahut mushqil hai..arre...is there a Jio outlet nearby..
SS: Next block mein...for costumers it's Jio...but for competition it's Marro...abhi abhi ekk doosri Mobile Company waale joothe polish karwa rahe theh...boll rahe theh Jio ne maar diya.....

Disclaimer: Satire. Not meant to influence or inform. With inputs from SM, MSM and Blogs

VJS

BUREAUCRACY

Will Ruchi Ghanshyam succeed Sujata Mehta in MEA ?
Indian High Commissioner to South Africa Ruchi Ghanshyam is moving to the MEA Headquarters.1982 batch IFS officer Ruchi Ghanshyam is likely to be appointed Secretary (West) in place of Sujata Mehta who is joining the UPSC as Member.

Will Secretary Culture get additional charge of Secretary Tourism ?
Vinod Jutshi, Secretary Tourism in the Government of India is superannuting on February 28. If his successor is not appointed then Culture Secretary may be given additional charge of Tourism.

Who will be DRI ?
Who will be Director Revenue Intelligence (DRI)?.File pertaining to the new appointment is lying in the PMO.

Cadre of Hemant Kumar transferred to AGMUT
The cadre of Hemant Kumar has been transferred from Nagaland to AGMUT on the grounds of marriage to Mrs Vandana Rao, 2015 batch IAS officer of AGMUT cadre. Kumar is a 2013 batch IAS officer of Nagaland cadre.

File for promotion of IRS-C&CE officers stuck in PMO for approval
The file for the promotion of around two dozen IRS-C&CE officers from Chief Commissioner to Principal Chief Commissioner of Customs & Central Excise grade is whispered to have been stuck in the Prime Minister's Office (PMO) for final approval.

Pankaj Kamboj is SP, CBI in Bhopal
Pankaj Kamboj has been appointed SP CBI in Bhopal. He is 2005 batch IPS officer of Jharkhand cadre.

Will Zonal DGs posts be created ?
There is a rumour that the Ministry of I & B is going to create some Zonal DGs posts.

Jha transferred to MHRD
Jeetendra Kumar Jha, Controller of Accounts in the Ministry of I & B has been transferred and posted to MHRD in the same position. He is a 1998 batch ICAS officer.

Atul Jerath of OIC promoted as GM
Atul Jerath of Oriental Insurance Company (OIC) has recently been promoted as General Manager.

IAS officer suspended in Odisha
MD of Odisha Small Industry Corporation Partha Sarathi Mishra who is an IAS officer has been suspended by the Odisha Government.

IAS officer to be Chief of Shirdi Trust
Henceforth, IAS officer will be Chief of the Sai Baba Trust in Shirdi.

Who will be new CMD of MECL ?
The Government of India is yet to initiate the process of appointing a person for the post of Chairman-cum-Managing Director, Mineral Exploration Corporation Limited (MECL). The retirement of present incumbent Dr Gopal Dhawan is approaching

MOIL CVO Nitin Chayande to return to parent cadre
Nitin Chayande, Chief Vigilance Officer, Moil Limited is expected to return to parent cadre as his tenure is coming to an end on February 14, 2017. He is 1991 batch Indian Telecomm Service (ITS) officer.

Closure of ILK likely by March this year
Closure of Instrumentation Limited, Kota (ILK) is expected to be made by the March this year. The Government of India approved closure of this PSU in November last year.

Sandeep Lall empanelled as Joint Secretary in GoI
Sandeep Lall has been empanelled for holding the post of Joint Secretary or equivalent in Government of India. He is a 1985 batch officer of Indian Audit & Account Service (IA&AS).

Ms Shikha Roy appointed Independent Director, NHDCL
Ms Shikha Roy has been appointed as Non-official Independent Director on the Board of National Handloom Development Corporation Limited.

Dr L S Murty appointed Director, IIM, Nagpur
Dr L S Murty has been appointed as Director, Indian Institute of Management (IIM), Nagpur.

Bishan Bonal gets premature repatriation to parent cadre
Bishan S Bonal, ADGF (PT) & MS (NTCA), New Delhi, has been given premature repatriation to his parent cadre. He is a 1980 batch IFS officer of Assam-Meghalaya cadre.

HHEC gets two Independent Directors
Ms Poornima Prakash and Ms Madhavai S Naik have been appointed as Non-official Independent Director on the Board of HHEC.

R P Singh is now Chairman of IRB Infrastructure
Former Chairman of the NHAI R P Singh has been appointed Additional Director and Chairman of the IRB Infrastructure Board with effect from February 14, 2017.He is former 1976 batch IAS officer of Andhra Pradesh cadre.

Sinha is new Secretary Industries in West Bengal
Rajiva Sinha has been appointed new Secretary Industries in West Bengal. 1986 batch IAS officer Sinha will replace Krishna Gupta.

Law Kumar Mishra appointed consulting Editor of the Hindusthan Samachar
Law Kumar Mishra, former special correspondent of the Times of India at Bhopal has been appointed consulting editor of the Hindusthan Samachar, a multi-lingual news agency by its chairman R K Sinha, a senior BJP MP. HS operational since 1948 has offices in all the states and is correspondents are posted in all the districts. Among the subscribers are newspapers of 14 regional languages in addition to English, Hindi and Urdu. Mishra has worked in 10 different states of the country including Madhya Pradesh, Chhattisgarh and J&K.

V V K R Varma transferred to South Central Railway (UPDATED)
V V K R Varma, JAG, has been transferred to South Central Railway and posted in the cadre. He is an IRAS officer.

Two IFS officers promoted to CCF grade in Telangana (UPDATED)
Two IFS officers of 1997 batch: P V Raja Rao and B Anand Mohan have been promoted to the Chief Conservator of Forests in Telangana.

Two IFS officers shifted in Telangana (UPDATED)
Y Babu Rao has been posted as Additional Principal Chief Conservator of Forests /CF (R&D) while Sanjeev Kumar Gupta was posted as Chief Conservator of Forests/CF, Adilabad in Telangana.

3 IFS officers shifted after promotion to CF grade in Telangana (UPDATED)
C Saravanan, Divisional Forest Officer, Kothagudem , has been posted as Conservator of Forests/FDPT, Kawal Tiger Reserve while Mrs A Soni Bala Devi, was retained in the same post as Additional Secretary HM&FW Department and Ex.Officio Chief Executive Officer, Telangana State Medicinal Plants Board and B Srinivas, Divisional Forest Officer, Rangareddy, is made Conservator of Forests, Mahabubnagar Circle.

CORPORATE

Poddar is Non-Exec Director of Mayur Uniquoters Ltd
Mayur Uniquoters Ltd has appointed Manav Poddar as Non-Executive Director of the company.

Ms Shah quits as Independent Director of Chartered Logistics Ltd
Ms Nirzari Shah has quit as an Independent Director of Chartered Logistics Ltd.

Jain is VP & MD (India) of Xiaomi India
Manu Kumar Jain has been appointed as Vice President and Managing Director (India) of Xiaomi India.

Goel quits as Part-time Non-Official Director of Andhra Bank
Amit Goel has quit as Part-time Non-Official Director of Andhra Bank.

Subramanian quits as Non-Exec Director of Shriram City Union Finance Ltd
Ramakrishnan Subramanian has quit as Non-Executive and Non-Independent Director of Shriram City Union Finance Ltd.

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Suresh Kumar

Failed to solve cane farmers' problem in 68 years !

What a monumental failure! What an organized loot of the poor sugar cane farmers ! In the last 68 years all the wise of this Democratic Socialist Republic of India could not find a solution to a small problem of timely payments to the sugarcane farmers by the mills ! In fact there is no genuine problem- it is man-made problem. The prayers of the farmers have been lost in the sophistry of the economic jargon. Election after election, every political party has been making it an election issue, promising redress of the farmers' grievances and assuring mitigation, only to perpetuate the loot, exploitation and plunder of the national asset of the stoutest pillar of the economy viz. farm sector. In the meanwhile no sugar mill has gone bankrupt. It is a different matter that hundreds of farmers have committed suicide or died due to default in repayment of loans they raised for farm input and labour. It is no different from the exploitation of the small scale units in the industrial sector where the seller accepts products on credit under the pretext that the products don't have a ready market and thereby delay payments to the small entrepreneur for months. Does this problem require rocket science or FDI (technical/financial/governance) ?

M L Gupta

Energy Conservation

Lot of telephone cables in the country run parallel to the Transmission line. As per the conduction process there could also be lot of possibility of a lot power being transferred into the cable of the telephone lines (BSNL. MTNL, Railways and private sector). We can save those amount of electricity for the benefit of the country.

A Srivastava


Curbs on ostentatious marriages appreciable

The govt's move to restrict expenditure on the marriages and the expectant muting of the marriage band, has stirred the social hornet's nest. The old timers remember that the 'Guests control Act', during the Emergency and the verbal dictats of the Sikh fundamentalists later on in Punjab, to control the wasteful expenditure on the marriages, were vigorously implemented for a short period and were hugely welcomed by the public at large. The introduction of the ,''The Marriages (compulsory Registration and Prevention of Wasteful Expenditure) bill,2016, introduced by a lady MP, is a very timely step to end the misery of the large part of the masses. It has been felt since long to end the large number of functions, waste on food, cloth, gold and sundry items, but no one has dared to bell the cat. The legislation must be thrashed threadbare before it rolled out for implementation, which should be vigorous and relentless, to end the social evils like dowry. The girls and boys should also come forward to voluntarily shun gold and other wasteful rituals and ceremonies. Presently most of the parents want to perform simple marriages, but the boys and girls don't understand the value of the money and the comforts of their parents and bring them under perennial debt and pitiable life. Let the law be enacted and hope it will not decorate the library shelves and mitigate the countless marriage miseries.

Abhiraj Singh Bajwa, Hoshiarpur

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